Now I realize that I’m immediately going to be branded homophobic for this nomination, but let me say straight away that that’s bollocks. I’m not afraid of people of a different sexual persuasion, I’m just sick and tired of having it rammed down my throat.

Being ‘gay’ – whatever the fuck that actually means – is the new hip and happening thung to be. If you’re not gay, then you’re not part of the 21st century scene. You’re somehow backward and retarded.

Well fuck that. I’m normal. If you’re gay then good luck to you but for fuck sake just get on with it and shut the fuck up.

Alternatively hold a straight pride day for all us homophobic cunts…

Nominated by Dioclese

Film Credits
A megadump of hippo manure for those never-ending credits at the end of films nowadays. Best grip, dubbing mixer, whatever the hell they are, plus hair stylists, assistant hair stylists, caterers, drivers, electricians, dialect coaches etc. All followed by every copyright detail for any piece of music that has appeared. These lists can go on for 20 minutes. The credits for “Iron Man 3” included more than 3,700 names plus 24 special-effects companies.

I recently saw quite a good film called “Arctic” which had three actors – one of whom was dead and the other so injured she could only groan. They were stuck in the middle of nowhere and the main actor literally did not utter a sentence – just the occasional curse or cry of pain and despair as he waited to be rescued. The only other “voice” was a polar bear that made a few growls. Yet the list of credits went on and on as if the film had has a cast of thousands.

What´s the point? Is it vanity so these nonentities get a thrill out of seeing their names up there? Is it a way for the producers to skimp on paying them by offering them free advertising in the hope they will pick up clients?

Nominated by Mr Polly

A drive-by cunting to the Kenyan skydiver who inconsiderately put a hole in the garden of a house in Clapham, South London, narrowly missing the homeowner who was sunbathing at the time after falling from the undercarriage of an airliner.

Listen son, in this country if you want to enter illegally you come over in a dinghy from France paying Kurdish people smugglers 10,000 euros, in the back of lorry via the Channel Tunnel on a ferry or just overstay your visa.

I’m just waiting for David Lammy to claim this one too, “I had a friend on a Kenyan Airways flight…..”.

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator

An appeal on behalf of Stella Creasey, Labour MP for Walthamstowe.

‘Women are forced to choose between “being an MP and being a mum” because of Parliament’s rules, a pregnant Labour MP has said.
Walthamstow MP Stella Creasy said that Ipsa – the body which regulates MPs’ pay – told her it does not recognise when members go on maternity leave.’

This poor woman has to scrape by on full salary of £79,500 plus expenses for just about everyfuckingthing. Where is the justice in this day and age?

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Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Did I miss the Lib Dem nomination. In their yellow (coward’s colour) t shirts with ‘Stop Brexit’ on the front and ‘Bollocks to Brexit’ on the back?

This barely got a mention in the BBC story. More concerned by the Brexit MEPs turning their backs on the EU anthem (just like the Nazis did in the German parliament before the war; Brexit Party equals Nazis, subtle eh?)

The fact the Lib Dems say bollocks to democracy is fine of course and the acolytes of the 4th Reich lapped it up.

Vote Lib Dem and rim the EU.

I thought the Brexit Party move was lacking the stoic dignity our nation is built on, but the Lib Dems fucking disgraced us all.

The Lib Dems are a fucking disgrace, I would vote for Labour rather than these cunts.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit