This is the bloke who took up journalism after his ping pong career fell at the hurdle of the 1000th ranked Chinese player. So why is he a CUNT? He has written an article that blames 9/11 on the CIA being too white:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49582852

According to Mathew, it is because the CIA is too white (other organisations maybe the same as well) that they failed to spot the actions of the terrorists. Now as far as I was aware, I thought 9/11 was down to Osama BL and some other religious nutters who killed thousands in the name of Allah and their hatred of the freedoms of the western society. I should also add in the strange belief that their corpses once turned to atoms would be welcomed by a shit load of virgins. Unlike Matthew, I am still laying the blame at them and the religion of peace. Not a bunch of ‘white’ people.

Fuck me, is there anything the white person is not responsible for?

Nominated by Cuntsince1066

Jamie Barton is a fat ugly cunt.

‘Who the fuck is she?’, fellow cunters may well ask.

She was the so-called “singer” at the Last Night of the Proms last night. I know it’s my fault for watching the Al-Beeb, but how badly can they fuck up the Last Night?

Well it couldn’t get much worse. This fat American “Mezzo-Soprano”, described by Kuntie Derham as “sensational” not only couldn’t sing in tune, she had a weak voice, sang flat notes, and the enormous Fat Bat had the temerity to wave the Gay Flag at a BRITISH event, instead of the Union Flag. Ignorant fat cow.

It was the worst rendition of ‘Rule Britannia’ I have EVER heard. My parrot could do better.

Fuck off back over the pond, and preferably join St Greta on her boat – with luck you’ll sink it and all aboard.

Fat ugly Cunt and Al Beeb (permanent cunts) for their tasteless choice.

Nominated by Big Al

Ok, maybe my previous nomination was silly, but this one isn’t: Question Time.

40 years of rants, a lot less civil than in the earlier years of the show. Tonight was no different. I could only see one Politician speaking extremely clearly, and he wasn’t reckless with his reasoning, like some of the other panellists. Ms Miller, sounding as arrogant as ever. A Liebour MP, who blustered and bloated (No, not that one) until a constituent told him he was just fine with No-Deal. An AM From Plaid Cymru. And Mr Cleverly.

I normally avoid Question Time. I should have avoided it and taken out a good few Plesioth on ‘Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate’. (Plesioth are annoying Piscine Wyverns, famed for their hipcheck.) Basically, any TV political show has become ridiculous and I’d rather be playing my drum kit than listen to several asshats make a mockery of themselves. And to those people: You’re worse than Bulldromes (basically, a giant aggressive boar). You run your smarmy mouths faster than the dang tusked nuisances can charge.

Give our bloody ears and sanity a rest!

Nominated by Pissed off Brit

I want to nominate people who put pointless comments against YouTube videos:

‘Such and such a thing brought me here’
‘Is anyone else here because of ……?’
‘Who’s still listening / watching in 2019?’ etc..

As soon as the first cunt posts this sort of comment, it’ll trigger about another hundred cunts to say exactly the same. No one gives a fuck what brought you here, just watch or listen and enjoy whatever it is without your vacuous cunty comments.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

I would like to cunt checkatrade.com. These are the adverts you see that make you think you are hiring an honest, quality tradesman to do a job for you, so you are safe in the knowledge you will have a professional job done and won’t be ripped off. Now it turns out anyone can buy into this website, fake their on reviews along with the likes of bookmygarage.com and all those other bollocks websites promising a good job by honest people at a fair price; it’s all bollocks and I will explain why.

Yesterday I get cut up by a van for a company that does driveways and is an affiliate of checkatrade .com. I’m on my way to get petrol so pull in behind said van to fuel up. Out of this van get two pikeys, at first I thought they have nicked the van as you do with pikeys. I thought I would Google the company and sure enough the address is a gypsy camp, so it’s their van, third business and these cunts are on checkatrade.com. Fucking hell, thinks I. That’s taking the cat to the pigeons is it not, so I’m sure the pikey cunts do a great job, that is too quality for an honest day’s pay….yeah right. What it actually means is checkatrade and all those other bollocks websites, that make you think you will get a good, honest job done, either don’t check out the company, or if they pay, any fucker can join up and the best bit is you will be inviting criminals into your house.

Fucking excellent…

Nominated by Fuglyucker