Robyn Malcolm….who? Some New Zealand actress who thinks that the role of Gandalf in a new television adaptation of ‘Lord of the Rings’, should be played by a woman.

She bleats, “Those old legends, those old mystical stories, they’re so based within a patriarchal landscape”, Malcolm explained to New Zealand’s Stuff. “Why not look at the magic of a matrilineal world where the magical powerhouses are women?”

Why not? Well probably because it is just a piece of fiction written about eighty years ago, you daft cunt. Now I’m not some LOTR fanatic or ‘purist’. I read the book over forty years ago when I was a teen, but just fuck off with your tiresome gender-war bollocks, you cretinous Kiwi tosser.

Knowing the soppy New Zealanders, they’ll probably go along with it too, especially if their dopey Prime Minister Arden has anything to do with it.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Emergency cunting for Justin Webb.

A Presenter on Radio Four, surely BBC’s most obvious biased output, Webb was interviewing the sickly looking, inbred manchild, and perennial loser, Rory Stewart, on his recent announcement that he intends to run as an independent candidate for London mayor. Webb challenged him on his decision, because his fellow candidates are both ethnic minority types, and a white Etonian ‘isn’t very 2020’.
His competition is the current mayor, proven failure and ‘Wall of Cunts’ star Khan, and conservative Shaun Bailey, who I’ve never heard of. Why does Webb have to use the race card?

There are plenty of other topics he could have used to batter him with, like him being a flip flopping loser for starters, but he had to bring ethnicity into it. Stewart just grovelled, instead of calling him a cunt, as you would expect from the feeble fucker. Fuck Webb, who must be getting extra tuition on being a self-loathing white cunt from recent nominee Jon Snow, and fuck Radio Four, which is basically a Guardian podcast.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

I nominate Wimmin Champagne Socialist Remoaners.

I live in a well to do village and I’m proud I worked my nads off to be able to move here. When I go out, I don’t want some fucking Barbie saying most Brexiteers are thick and (ergo) don’t know what they’re talking about. If challenged, they reply that it’s what “Experts” say, so it must be right (separate cunting for experts.)

These are the same Wimmin (for it is usually they) that get a degree, marry and then give up work to sprog, having wasted taxpayers money on a wasted education. Ironically, I reckon Johnny Brexiteer is more often than not the taxpayer who’s footed the bill. Because Nanny looks after the kids, they spend the whole day with like minded Twats regurgitating Grauniad articles and the evenings watching the Biased Broadcasting Cunts in a Prosecco inspired alcoholic haze, believing all the Libtard bollocks.

I am now waiting for the EU to reject Boris’s master plan and for us to leave on 31 October so they all go into meltdown, where I shall have a ring side seat and toast them with a glass of World Beating English Bubbles.

Nominated by Dinger

‘Whataboutery’ usage….

Online and in person, several times I’ve heard the phrase ‘Oh that’s just whataboutery’ or similar.

It’s almost exclusively used by Remoaners and other far left types when their hypocrisy is exposed. Examples?

Owen Jones and others saying “Boris Johnson is an unelected Prime Minister that nobody voted for”. Try saying, “I didn’t hear you say the same thing about Gordon Brown”, and that’s just ‘whataboutery’ to these cunts.

MPs whinge that calling them out for what they are, means that they could be attacked in the street. Meanwhile, if you say that they don’t seem to mind (and even encourage) the ‘milkshaking’ of well known Pro-Brexit types, then that too, is ‘whataboutery’.

‘Whataboutery’ is a leftist cunt’s way of saying that they have no answer to you pointing out their hypocrisy.

It’s cuntery of the highest level, which can be proven by spending an hour or two over at ‘The Guardian’s’ comment sections.

Nominated by One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Cunt

I’m nominating the smacking ban in Scotland.

Although I don’t live in Scotland and don’t plan to have any children, as someone who has been on the receiving end of a slipper across the arse for being a little shit in my younger years, I think this new law isn’t going to do any good. I mean, I don’t agree with smacking, but if all other methods of disciplining offspring fail, then it should be used as a last resort.

And then I realise who is to blame for this. That filthy fish and her scamming school. I think there are more pressing things than smacking. Much more pressing issues indeed.

Don’t exactly know who the bigger cunt is here. It’s between that Ms. Krankie lady or the lawmakers who voted this through. Either way, they’re cockwombles, vaginaheads and filth spewers.

Nominated by Pissed off Brit