https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4807676/Watchdogs-investigate-children-standing-trolleys.html
Keir Starmer (5)
What a gay day for another cunting for Dame Keir (look at that photo – either he has just smelt one of his own turds or he is taking it up the arse from David Lammy):-
Anyway, her ladyship has decreed that because some of us were naughty in 2016 and voted against his wishes, we must have our minds changed.
What is he going to do? Send Russell-Moyle round to hit us with his handbag?
What a smug little arsewipe.
Nominated by W. C. Boggs
Jo Swinson (6)
Jo Swinson is need of yet another nomination. So, she wants to rescind Article 50 in order to stop Brexit. Considering that the majority of British voters indicated in a free, fair and democratic referendum that we want to leave the EU, this would not only be going against the will of the people, it would show what an anti-democratic cunt she is.
That’s not the reason I’m nominating her though. I’m nominating her because she’s bat shit insane. Despite EVERY poll showing that the Lib Dems are less popular than Bubonic plague, this ignorant, grinning bint insists on referring to herself as the ‘next Prime Minister’.
It’s good to have dreams. One of my dreams involves being ridden hard by Naomi Campbell, while Ariana Grande does the same on my face. It’ll never happen, but there’s definitely more chance of it happening than there is of Jo Swinson entering Downing Street as anything other than a guest. I’m actually in favour of Jo joining Boris and the Terrorists Mate on stage for the debates, because numerous surveys have shown that the more Jo is seen in public, the less she is liked. So, come on ITV, BBC, CH4 get the grinning twat involved in the debates, you’ll have here less popular than Hitler, Mussolini, Pol Pot and Stalin combined in no time.
She spouts shite like an erupting volcano spouts lava, except we’d all rather experience the lava. She is completely fake, she is a liar and incredibly disingenuous. The best example of that is her silence on the fact that her husband’s company has received millions of Euro’s from the EU.
That couldn’t in any way be the reason that Swinson is so vehemently anti-leave could it?
Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw
Blaxploitation in the advertising industry
The PG Tipps squad might not realise it but they are currently being exploited far more than in the good ole days of quality tea bag TV advertising.
In the 80s they were just used to push the odd tea bag or piano but now they’re being used and abused by the advertising industry to push every product going in every format available as the industry embraces and aggressively promotes their new agenda.
Modern folk and the media soon kick and scream about the slightest bit of racial objectification in society but the current racial bias in the advertising industry being pushed into everyones eyes and ears on a daily basis seems to have had a rather muted response from all the usual outlets.
Nominated by Cuntry Cunt
Leonardo Dicaprio
Leonard Dicaprio is a cunt, isn’t he.
Dicaprio, one of the most miscast actors in the film industry, and renowned for ‘movies’ with endless swearing and violence, has been bleating about climate change again, despite excessive travelling by helicopter, aeroplane, and luxury boat. He has a history of bleating which reached a peak at the 2016 Oscars when he bleated at people during his victory speech for his latest film containing endless swearing and violence.
This week Dicaprio met with weird, dówns scando Greta Thunderberk to listen to the climate change puppet snarl and chastise everybody in her tiresome starey-eyed, teeth-grinding manner. Dicaprio, ever one to collect popularity points, called her the “leader of our time.” Furthermore, he said that her message is a “wake-up call to our leaders.” Presumably he’s made himself exempt as he still travels by helicopter, aeroplane, and luxury boat.
Dicaprio’s films include Titanic (the story of the ship, into which was crowbarred a clichéd romance regarding a rich girl and poor Yank boy Zzzzz), Inception (can you stay awake…though the whole film), The Revenant (so shit you’re cheering on the bad guy, Tom Hardy), The Beach (utter shit), Gangs Of New York (so shit you’re cheering on the bad guy, Daniel Day-Lewis), and The Wolf Of Wall Street (so shit it has no wolf in the whole film!).
When Dicaprio plays a softie or a handicapped child he’s believable; however, when he is regularly (mis)cast as a tough man or gangster smashing down burly killers, it’s a touch too difficult to suspend the disbelief.
His acting is mediocre, his films are hackneyed, fantasy shite for cretins, and his preaching, unsurprisingly complementing his hypocrisy, is so far off the scales it’s almost Bonoesque.
Dicaprio, you are a Titanic cunt.
Nominated by Captain Magnanimous
I would like to nominate young children whom sit or stand in shopping trolleys and the adults that let them.
It’s similar to that nomination of that lady whom lost her head whilst sticking it out of a train.
I’ve been working in a supermarket for a bit now after having been out of work for a while but keeping busy with volunteering in the mean time. Finding a job is hard and I need the money.
It cheeses me right off when children mess about.
When the parent or parents come to the till with child in the trolley, I ask the parent, “What shelf did you find that on (pointing to the child in the trolley)?” Parent laughs.
Matter of factly, no ounce of can of cant-ishness whatsoever, I tell the parent, “It’s dangerous to have children in trolleys. Accidents can happen”. Some either apologise or give an evil look.
It annoys me because if something bad happens, it’s never the person who causes it, always the fault someone else.
There are warning symbols on the push bar of the but still..
Fork sake.
Also people wearing pyjamas and or slippers in supermarkets. Gah!
Nominated by Spoonington