What’s the difference? Don’t ask me. I think that it’s one is allowed to wear lederhosen, and the other isn’t. Anyways, they’re all a load of cunts. You’ll recognise one when you come across them – streaks of piss, malnourished, but feeling vastly superior to you or I.
Apart from their yearning to save the planet, they think that such a lifestyle is healthy. It has been proven that they are more susceptible to strokes with a 20% risk increase. Apart from common sense, they are deficient in choline which is essential for brain health. They also suffer from mood problems and hair loss because of a shortage of iron, zinc and protein. So, if some bald, slavering cunt with a gait approaches you on the high street, it’s likely they’re a vegetarian.
My son-in-law is a veggie. I knew him when he wasn’t. He’s been reduced from a chirpy lad who loved a pork pie to a malnourished miserable cunt in a few years. You wouldn’t mind if they kept their lifestyle to themselves, but they’re always bleating on about it. If they visit you for a meal and you go out of your way to shop for a veggie meal and prepare it, all you’ll hear is “I hope you’ve avoided cross contamination and cooked this in a separate pan?” Fuck off, you ungrateful cunt.
All these cunts do is deny upstanding members of the community, such as farmers, a living.
Nominated by Bertie Blunt Rentagont



