Claira Janover is deserving of a nomination. Janover is a Harvard graduate who recently gained, and then lost, employment with Deloitte. You’d think that having studied at a prestigious Ivy League university and then getting a job with an equally prestigious accountancy firm she would have a high degree of intelligence right? Right? Wrong, not in Janover’s case. Because she was recently fired by Deloitte after posting a video on TikTok in which she threatened to stab anyone who used the words “all lives matter”.

She’s a fervent BLM supporter you see, and she apparently took offence at people using this perfectly reasonable statement. Cue many complaints and Deloitte calling to tell her that her services were no longer required. Being a far lefty, also cue a pathetic, whingeing, sobbing, self-pitying video, in which she blames everyone EXCEPT the one person who was actually to blame for her losing her no doubt highly paid job with one of the world’s biggest, most renowned accountancy firms. Deloitte themselves don’t escape her finger of blame. They are “cowardice” (exact word) for letting her go over a video that she clearly considers to be trivial, rather than a serious threat to cause violence to anyone who dares to have an opposing view. She’s going to change the world you see. She’s going to leave and “indelible” imprint on the world. The main culprits though, are Trump supporters (anyone surprised?). Yep, Trump supporters are responsible for her filming herself threatening to stab anyone who utters “all lives matter”, then uploading it to TikTok and then getting fired. She is entirely blameless in this matter. Spare me your faux self-pity, you whingeing far left cunt.

Apparently, she has since received death threats for her act of dipshittery, and while I in no way condone this, I’m also not surprised. Nor do I particularly give a fuck. Hold on, I’ll check…nope…not a single fuck given. The moral of this ridiculous story is, THINK before you post. If you put up a video threatening violence against people, expect to receive threats in return. To be surprised by it, to complain about it, to whinge and whine and sob about losing your job over something that YOU did, and refusing to take any responsibility for it, is the act of a complete and utter cunt.

Grow the fuck up Claira. Learn a lesson from this. And by the way…ALL LIVES MATTER. Bring it bitch!

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

It would appear that most European airport authorities have banned them (Pakistan International Airlines), from flying to and from the European union and in the uk too, it seems that the pilots they employ have dubious flying qualifications and it has been noticed in other countries.

The parking Stanley’s are not to be trusted flying in and out of airports around the world after a recent crash in Pakistan when the peaceful pilots forgot to lower the landing gear…ffs..what a bunch of cunts,

I wouldn’t trust these fuckers to drive a tuk tuk,

Nominated by: Sidthesexistsforeskin 

Sorry. This might seem trivial compared with other Earth shattering cuntings.
But this really gets up my chuff.

They are not Air Bridges, they are flights. You get on an aeroplane, a big metal tube with wings sitting on foldy up wheels, you sit down. Then the big metal tube takes a short run and leaps into the air. Hours later the reverse happens, and you are there.

Why do they have to keep fucking up the good English language with trendy shite.
Next on Spring Watch – Here come the swallows just off their Air Bridge from Spain.
Donald Trump just off Air Bridge One.Controversy over some sleb taking Private Air Bridge to speak at we-are-all-going-to-die climate conference unless the plebs stop using Air Bridges.

Just stop it. Or I shall be forced to swear.

Nominated by: Fud-man

I’ll be concise.
1) Sneery “we are not an island” anti-Brexit adverts
2) Using Chinese flu as an excuse to lay off staff.
3) And most damning of all, latest radio adverts voiced by Sandi FUCKING Toksvig.

HSBC. The C is for Cunts.

Nominated by: Guardian Hater 

The New HSBC Ad

So the remote has broke from the telly. So I have had Classic FM on. It has calmed my nerves somewhat. Not going back.

The trouble is the ads. Especially one- Sandi Toksvig doing the new HSBC ad. I say new but it seems to be almost the same script. She repeats for example-‘we are not an island’. (piss boiling in itself) but ‘Thanks the Unsung and the Bringers of Yum…’..the bringers of Yum. ‘Local heroes’ they are, key workers. That is what HSBC is about – thanking ‘key workers’ on our behalf it would seem . The arrogance of that to go her arrogant pompous fucking voice…fuck!
There are no words to express how it grates on my nerves. It was bad enough with the insufferably smug Richard Ayoade but then to choose he excruciatingly self satified Sandi Toksvig. Fucking hell it’s all just too much.

Luckily they play Vaughan Williams which calms me again.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic