I would like a to cunt the police.

The police are cunts for lots of reasons but on the news today whilst driving to work i nearly spilt my whiskey when on the news police are examining ways to make it easier for ethnic groups especially mudslimes to be accepted as dog handlers.

So after i wiped the 18 year old Glenfiddich i sprayed over the inside of my windscreen so i could see, i thought well fuck me dead, don’t the muzzies hate dogs to the point where they cross the road to avoid them, and isnt/wasnt the police dog the most useful part of the police.

So as far as i can tell muzzie copper dog handler gets a pay rise while Ronnie and Reggie stay in the back of the van cuz fresh pesh from Bangladesh doesnt want to touch them for fear of having to wash his vessle for seven days whatever the fuck that means.

W,T,F are you doing, police, who,s fucking idea was that, so much for police intelligence. Its a contradiction in terms like fun run or happily married, fucking well done, even more ineffectual police is exactly what the UK needs….cunts

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

Just read an interview with Michel Roux Jr (there was an earlier version of the cunt).

He is furious. He could have throttled the govt when they had the gall to close down his top persons’ cafe in the west end. I mean didn’t they realise these sort of people don’t contract viruses? They pay others to do that for them.

Roux says of the govt: “It was appalling what they did to us.”

Poor Michel (who trained those gentle, humble souls Gordon Ramsey and Michel Pierre White) is at his wit’s end. And really his prices are quite reasonable – £76 for a 3 course lunch (with wine). Or if you are more than just peckish an 8 course dinner (with wine) just £373. Each. I mean, it makes a change from maccyDs or domino’s.

He did furlough his staff though (thank you nasty govt).

And his restaurant is due to reopen soon but he is not sure there will be so many mugs around to pay such sums for fancy food now when it is, in reality, tomorrow’s waste product.

Will you be joining the queue for le Roux?

Like all celeb cooks (for that is what they are, not fucking artists) he is a pretentious prat.

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss

MAPs definitely need a cunting. For those who don’t know, MAP is an acronym, which means “Minor Attracted Person”. In other words, they are paedophiles who have come up this term in an attempt to “destigmatise” the fact that these filthy bastards want to have sex with children. Over the past few months, hundreds of channels and groups have sprung up on YouTube, Instagram and Twitter to try to convince us normal people that being sexually attracted to children is normal.

This isn’t the first time they’ve tried this bullshit. Back in the 70’s, we had PIE, the Paedophile Information Exchange, supported by Harriet Harman among others. Fortunately, they failed in their attempts to get the age of consent lowered, and MAP will too. Most of us are normal, sensible, well adjusted people. The very thought that an adult could be in any way attracted to a child is not just offensive to us, it disgusts us deeply. Especially those of us who are parents. Which is why MAP will NEVER succeed in its aim to legitimise the perversion of its members. Even in the clown world that we currently find ourselves in. No matter what they say, they have no legitimacy. They are not normal. They do not deserve to be treated with respect, or understanding. They deserve to be treated with contempt. Doubtless some lefties will support them, but lefties aren’t capable of logical, reasoned, sane thought.

I’m not on Twitter, or Instagram, but I do have an account with YouTube, and I’ve sent them a message telling them about these perverts and demanding that any MAP associated channel be blocked. It shouldn’t be too difficult, considering they’ve recently blocked hundreds of channels that they consider to be right wing. Anyway, MAPS are disgusting, perverted cunts.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

(Cunters – for very obvious reasons do not include any related YouTube, Twitter, Whatever links etc. in your follow-up comments for this topic. And please don’t name any persons not convicted in a court of law – admin)

Maxine Peake. Why?

“It’s about 10 minutes into our conversation that Maxine Peake first calls for the destruction of capitalism. “We’ve got to save humanity,” says the venerated actor and activist, who in her youth was a card-carrying communist. “We’re being ruled by capitalist, fascist dictators. It’s entrenched, isn’t it? We’ve got to the point where protecting capital is much more important than anybody’s life. How do we dig out of that? How do we change?”

That’s enough for me.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit