A nomination for Trans-activism.

This is not an attack on transgender people, but the activists who have appropriated their suffering to undermine western society. Gender dysphoria is not a common occurrence, the NHS figures say it affects 0.0087% of the UK population (1 in 11,500). A fringe health issue being used to push a dementedly mainstream but completely disingenuous civil rights’ campaign.

These people were better off seeking counsel in private with professionals, rather than having their problems politicised and used by cultural marxists to destroy the idea of biological sex, femininity and masculinity, thus undermining the idea of the nuclear family (a goal shared by BLM and a number of straight white LGBT activists). Because transgenders exist, the left have decided to invent their own genders, or play games by being non-binary. It’s all about power and controlling language. Call me they, Xe/Xir or you’re a bigot and transphobe. Jump through these hoops, and keep jumping until I say stop’. (They’ll never say stop, just as the Soviets , Maoists and Khmer Rouge never stopped killing to reach their workers’ utopia)

Gender Reassignment Surgery, or as wokelets call it, ‘gender confirmation’, is not a desirable process to have to undergo, and should not be promoted on a fashionable whim by feral soy-sucking cunts and trans role-players (more transvestites looking for attention) who don’t know what it involves or won’t have to suffer it themselves. They wont give you the grisly negatives of the male-to-female op, so I will.

(Stop eating your bacon/sausage sandwich right now..)

Seriously, the next 2 paragraphs are stomach churning – viewer discretion advised – admin.

The vaginal lining made of scrotal skin so there’s no lubrication and pubic hair will grow inside the vag’ unless electrolysis is performed thoroughly and regularly. If it’s not made of the scrotum it uses part of the small bowel which secrets enzymes constantly and a pad has to be worn. The ‘vag’ is also vulnerable to ailments of the bowels such as polyps and gut infections. Discharge is a problem in either case, with sebum and skin being shed by the scrotal skin plaps, and novel ‘microflora’ developing because of the lack of natural lubricants and PH found in the female vagina.

The clitoris is made from the bellend but often suffers necrosis , the labia majora are often too far apart and require skin to be taken from the thigh to create the labia minora and the clitoral hood. Worse still is the frequent appearance of a rectovaginal fistula, where fart gas may escape into the vag’ or, if large enough, stool. If this wasn’t bad enough the whole lining of the pseudovag can become detached and slough out. This is pretty much the end of the road for the attempt at sex reassignment and the patient has to wait a year before it can be attempted again.

All of these complications and procedures mean the overall mental stability of the post op transsexual is no better than the pre-op trans, which stands at 45% of trans folk having considered suicide. This is clearly a mental health problem amongst a tiny minority of unfortunates, probably more in the realm of the intersex population with genital deformities rather than gays and lesbians.

It shouldn’t be celebrated as the healthy natural lifestyle the media (and the activists who lie to them) want us to think it is.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

The old Commie mouthpiece takes me back a bit, to me DDR days (East Germany) and associated Commie Capers various. Mixed in certain circles then doing liason work and spent many an hour hanging around ports like Rostock noting comings and goings.

All very educational particularly when a shipload orf Chinese workers was docking.
They capered aboit in black Mao jackets and pants all wearing the traditional coolie footgear orf sweaty canvas plimsoles whiffing orf stale cheese. Leit motif orf me time there, the smell orf their cheesy feet.

Brought it all back with a vengeance seeing the Old Peking Duck displaying the traditional Commie hierarchy characteristics orf the un-dead – the white pallor, the cheesy feet, the staring sightless eyes and that weird effect orf the voice speaking two seconds behind the mouth opening. Good to hear the old Commie slogans – secession, collusion, subversion once again delivered in that toneless drone. Its problem is it obviously needs a good shagging.

So what say you me young cunters? Join Sir Limply’s Shagging Squad. Your country needs you!

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke 

Just popped down to the local chemists for my blood pressure tablets (what else). Mrs C says “oh, better get some of those face masks in case we need them”

I join the queue, eventually get my toes up to the big Perspex screen and ask for meds, see sign “face masks £1” I’ll take couple of them too” say’s I.

What does the Doris do? but pulls a couple of cheap disposable masks out of a large multi-pack sticks them in a bag and whacks them on the counter!!

Not individually packaged and obviously not sterile.

I was too bloody gob-smacked to say much beyond “do you have any cheap blankets, now the leper colony has closed”

“Sharon do we have any blankets”? I heard as I turned on my heal ripping at the box of Ramipril.

Industrial strength cunts one and all.

Nominated by: Creedence Clearwater Cunt 

Ian Driver is a cunt, isn’t he.

This is the loopy prick who recently vandalised the Charles Dickens museum in Kent. He daubed “A racist” on several buildings selecting them for their “institutionalised racism” as well as the “offensive blacked up Morris dancers.” Presumably this idiot is alluding to the Rochester Sweeps Festival where dancers traditionally blacken their faces to honour chimney sweeps and fuck all to do with skin colour.

“I have no regrets and will be making no apology” said the poorly-read bozo. Perhaps he’s never read any of the globally-adored masterpieces that attacked social ills and heavily criticised living conditions, judicial red tape, and poverty.

Previously this wingnut has been a Green Party councillor where he attacked the Margate fairground, proposed opening a Cannabis café, and probably wanted everyone to live in caves.

As Charlie Dickens might have said, “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair but alas, it was also the time of fat, virtue-signalling, woefully-informed fuckwits.”

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous 

Ian Driver

A quick ‘this ‘as got raht aht uv awdah’ cunting for one Ian Driver.

The 51 year old former Green Party councillor, aspiring street artist and arsehole has scrawled ‘DICKENS RACIST’ on the wall of the Charles Dickens museum in Broadstairs, Kent.

Remarkably, this self-appointed champion of the oppressed has not only owned up, but has proudly published photos of himself on his personal blog in the act of committing vandalism. This almost certainly guarantees that some wag will now turn up at his house and spray ‘Ian Driver is a fucking cunt’ on the wall.

A spokesman for Kent police has confirmed that a vigorous investigation is now underway to identify and apprehend the culprit, and has asked for any witnesses or anyone with information to come forward in confidence.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

As a follow up, to the last nomination :

Cressida Dick is a cunt, isn’t she

“Good evening madam, you were doing 60 in a 40.”
“Huh?”
“You were driving erratically.”
“Yes?”
“We asked you to stop and you didn’t.”
“And?”
“You were observed driving on the wrong side of the road.”
“So?”
“These are serious offences.”
“I know it’s dark but erm…look more closely. I’m black! Are you a racist?”
“Oh, oh I’m so sorry madam. Please, be your way. So sorry to trouble you, forgive my rudeness, have a wonderful evening…

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous