A ‘please sir! It was Farage, sir’ cunting for acting Lib Dem leader, rabid Remoaner and full time cunt Ed Davey.

On 4th July, Brexit Party leader Nigel Farage tweeted from a Kent pub, declaring ’12 o’clock, first in. Love it’. Sir Nige has recently returned from the States, prompting snivelling little snitch Davey to try and dob him in to the scuffers. Dickhead Davey rushed to contact Kent police, alleging his’concern’ that Farage had contravened the C-19 fourteen day quarantine rule with regard to international travel.

‘Concern’ my arse. I stand to be corrected, but I don’t recall Davey expressing much in the way of ‘concern’ while we’ve had thousands of protesters out on the streets wilfully ignoring lockdown regulations, often causing damage and attacking the police in the process. But sense a chance to score a pathetic political point against his nemesis Farage for having a pint, and he’s off like a rat up a drainpipe.

Irrepressible as ever, Sir Nige came back ‘to all those screaming and shouting about me going to the pub… I’ve been back from the USA for two weeks, and have tested negative. Cheers!’.

And here we all were, thinking that there was nothing the despicable Davey could do to make himself look an even bigger wanker than he already has. A word to the wise, you pathetic shitweasel; snitches tend to be extremely unpopular. Take care, or you might find that some of the bigger boys will ram your head down the school bog and flush it repeatedly.

Enjoy your pint Mr F, and get one in for Ed the Cunt. A pint of bitter would be appropriate, I think.

Nominated by: Ron Knee 

And seconded by…

A solid gold repeat cunting is due for limp wristed, limp-dump ducky Ed ‘Wavey’ Davey.

This piss-stained, shitstabbing school sneak has written to Kent Police asking them to investigate Nigel Farage to determine if he broke lockdown rules after returning from the USA. Farage was seen in a pub at 12pm on 4th July apparently after being in the States on 20th June. It is Mr Davey’s view that Farage did not quarantine for 14 days.

This is not about Farage (allegedly) not complying with a lockdown directive; this is all about Farage not holding dear those views that Wavey holds so dear. Clearly if Farage was a lefty, rainbow-flying, BLM, Muslim-supporting MP then Wavy certainly would have cut him slack. This is such a blatant opportunist attempt by Wavey to ‘stick one up far right, Brexiteer Farage’ that the cunt is blinded by his own pansy spite. From what I can see, Farage may be guilty of foreshortening his quarantine by a day, but really, Davey you cunt? I suspect the police have better things to do than to waste their time on this petty shite.

I am thinking hard to recall anything useful Ed Davey has ever accomplished as an MP. The fisting fannywipe has accomplished much in terms virtue signalling, but really fuck all else.

A weapons grade, spiteful cunt and I hope all you cunters join me in pushing Wavey closer to the wall of plenty.

Nominated by: Paul Maskinback 

A hunchbacked cunting for the most useless and traitorous PM in my lifetime, Theresa ‘The Appeaser’ May.

Apart from her shady dealings at Chequers and her catastrophic surrender deal (well documented here and on the Guido blog) I want to focus on her other not particularly conservative actions.

I was watching a video about trans activism undermining womens rights. It was May who wanted to push the Gender Recognition Act that would allow trannies to say they were men/women without medical backing, so if I told you I was a woman you’d have to accept it or face being charged with hate speech. Luckily the act was dropped by Boris a couple of weeks ago.

May is also the twat who set ridiculous CO2 targets that would’ve cost our economy hundreds of billions over the next decade, while gurning with St Greta. It was also her as Home Secretary and PM who would have introduced more hate speech statutes and wanted to limited access to porn, criminalising depiction of certain acts such as face sitting.

She was more authoritarian than Blair while trying to be more ‘woke’ as well. All while lying continuously about no deal being better than a bad deal and started throwing money around. She was about as conservative as Corbyn.

Worst PM in my lifetime.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime 

Who? I hear you cry. Well I defy you to find a bigger cunt on the Internet. This utter piece of shite goes by the YouTube channel name Daddy05. He got famous for ‘pranking his kids’ and filming it for his channel. The kids are quite young and pranks involved ‘smashing my sons xbox’ and ‘ink stain on the carpet’.

Daddy05 and his fat scum bag wife who films the events would hilariously scream and swear at the kids for things they haven’t done, bringing the children to tears or fits of rage as they defend themselves and basically break mentally. Once the children have hit rock bottom they are told by their dad, ‘its just a prank bro’, whilst mum and dad laugh at how silly they look crying on camera.

Its basically child abuse. I won’t post a video here but feel free to have your piss boiled and look it up on YouTube. Video comments consist of slack jawed Americans saying things like ‘hu hu, you got em good Daddy’ etc.

What the fuck is happening to this world when child abuse gets a channel on YouTube but voicing the wrong opinion gets you shut down. Anyway, the cunt got arrested and two of his kids have been taken into care following the outrage. Fuck Daddy05 and shame on you YouTube you backward cunts

Nominated by: YourCuntingDaughter

A brief, but urgently needed cunting for the ‘un-named’ drunk, who jumped TWICE into the same Kent river aftes pubs reopened.

This arsehole, who was part of a ‘pissed group’ who were near the river, was first rescued after jumping into the water and shouting “help me ! I can’t swim” !”

He was pulled from the water by rescuers, in a ‘distressed state’, but then refused the medical help he was crying for & then dived back in the river.

Un-believably, the selfless rescue team then dragged him out again, before he ran off.

I would have let the fucker drown.

God only knows where the police were or what they were doing.
They should have chucked him in a cell, soaking wet, & left him for 24 hours to sober up.
They should then have fined the cunt for wasting police time & the bill for the ambulance & river rescue.

Anymore of these wankers, pissed, diving the water – don’t send a boat or a throw them a life belt – just hand them a concrete block.

Good riddance to the cunts.

Nominated by: Lord of the Rings

Mayor of Seattle, Jenny Durkan and ANTIFA/BLM are deserving of a nomination.

As we all know, about three weeks ago ANTIFA/BLM took over four blocks of the city of Seattle Washington, declared it independent of the United States and named it CHAZ or Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone. Normal people referred to as Antifastan and the Soyviet Union. The Mayor of Seattle, Jenny Durkan promptly made it clear that she had fuck all intention of shutting these retards down and referred to it as the start of a “summer of love”. Well, she is a Democrat.

Three weeks on, there have been allegations of at least one rape, numerous sexual assaults, violence, intimidation, theft and various other charming events that occur when communist scum stage a coup. It has also resulted in four shooting deaths, including a 16 year old who was tear arsing about in a car that had been stolen from its legal owner by the leaders of CHAZ and made into a ‘people’s’ car. He encountered a hail of bullets, fired by a group of far left dickheads known as the John Brown Gun Club, who had set themselves up as a de-facto police force (oh the irony). Oh yes, they also set up a “farm” for black people only, which consisted of a pile of earth on cardboard. Anyone care guess how well the farm worked?

Well, in a classic case of what happens when you bite the hand that feeds you, CHAZ is now being cleared out. I fucking love this. It seems that Mrs Summer of love had a hasty change of view, caused by a mob of ANTIFA/BLM turning up at her mansion and being the nasty pieces of shit that they usually are. Apparently, they didn’t think she was doing enough to defund the police. Anyway, she was appalled at their “lack of respect for her security”…fucking hypocrite, so the very next day (Monday 29th June) she sent the cities authorities in to clear out this entirely peaceful group of tyrannical fascists.
Isn’t it amazing how quickly a dose of reality can change an arrogant lefties mind?

Everything was all peace and love when it was just the residents of those four city blocks who had to suffer life under a bunch of mostly white, middle class communists. But the second it hit Durkan in the face like a sledgehammer, it became a huge problem. This whole situation could have been ended as soon as it began, simply by Durkan sending in the police and National Guard. But like I said, she’s a Democrat, so she was more concerned with trying to make Trump look bad in an election year. Durkan, and ANTIFA/BLM, you are cunts.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw