The New Incestsexual

A nomination for Incest/’stepmommy’ porn.

Ii see a lot of it floating around on zpornhub. I often wondered why it’s popular but I have formulated a theory on it.

Divorce rates are high across the western world, and many tenagers are now living with mum in the week and dad at the weekend. Lads are also staying in more (even before lockdown) playing with their gadgets and not out meeting girls. Teenagers nowadays are delaying all of the social milestones we were hitting in our mid teens into their early twenties, or not at all (for more on this look up Jonathan Haidt. This has already happened in Japan and they are now seeing birthrates plummet.
Aside from school and the damaged delayed teenage girls, the archetypal young stepmum is the only woman they know who is sexually attractive and can talk to them without too much awkwardness

I find this trend fucking sad, fantasing over your old man’s sloppy seconds. Get out there and finger your mate’s sister in a shed or closet.

The state of young men today.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime 

 

Feet Washing Cucks

Not too hot for you Sir is it? Excellent Sir, wonderful.


Specifically white police officers and community members washing the feet of black co/pastors Faith Wokoma and her husband Sobama.
As a sign of humility and love apparently.
Yes, right!
As a sign that cunts gotta cunt, more like.
Imagine if the roles were reversed (as if)-the outcry would be deafening.
This cuntishness needs to end.

Nominated by Cuntfinder General

Celebrity Master Cunt

I would like to nominate Master Chef for a proper cunting.

Is it another pointless pile of reality shite and presented by the Bungle and Zippy cunts of modern times. The normal version of this show is annoying enough with cooking made out to be the toughest thing in the world.

Whilst flicking through channels last night I happened across the new “celebrity master chef” which puts the previously mentioned show into the local league of cuntishness.

Still presented by the same two wide mouth frogs and showcasing an array of diversity in yet another wokefest at peak viewing time. White man cant cook!

Nominated by: Horatio Cuntblower 

The Privileged

Privilege is all the rage at the moment. But it’s a special kind of privilege. Apparently, privilege doesn’t come from membership of the Establishment, expensive private education, attendance at those finishing schools of the ruling class at Oxford and Cambridge or from immense wealth. No, privilege comes from the amount of melanin in your skin.

Harry Windsor is the latest in a long line of vacuous ‘celebrities’ to have jumped on the ‘white privilege’ bandwagon. Now here is a person who was born into immense (unearned) wealth, who attended one of the most exclusive private schools in the country, who (allegedly) cheated in his A-Levels and who was allowed into Sandhurst on the basis of those (allegedly) fixed grades. Can he not see that an American PR company offering him $400,000 a pop for ‘his’ ‘thoughts’ is a product of his own immense privilege? How else could a person who would otherwise struggle to hold down a job as an assistant till receipt changer at the local KFC command such fees?

It cannot have escaped anyone’s notice that many billionaires and rapacious international companies have jumped on the latest BLM bullshit. That is because racism is useful to our lords and masters – it divides people on the basis of an absurdity. A black working-class person has more in common with a white working-class person than a wealthy black person. And vice fucking versa.

I have been struggling in recent months to keep a leash on my inner Leninist. It makes me laugh when I hear know-nothings like Ash Sarkar call themselves Communists – doesn’t she know that both race and religion are false consciousness? When the ISAC revolution sweeps to power, there is going to be one Hell of a reckoning for the real privileged people.

Now my nice assistant has brought me that special corset my followers like me to wear and is escorting me to that lovely room with the rubber wallpaper. Wibble.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt 

Simon Pegg

Yes I know it’s another nom from me but these cunts can’t help themselves.

Simon Pegg has said anyone who criticises BLM needs to ‘shut the fuck up’.

He has proven himself a PC faggot of the liberal-left comedy establishment before, even telling Nick Frost not to say sexist jokes on the Hot Fuzz commentary. He sounded like a prissy little bitch. He’s just another wokelet, bending the knee as Graham Linehan and JK Rowling were before they committed heresy before the priests of woke. He’ll soon be guilty of wrongthink and get chewed up by his Marxist bum chums. Fucking idiot.

All these people I used to watch and think were intelligent and witty are now exposing themselves as basic virtue-signalling/totalitarian drones, and I fucking laugh at them.

Hope Pegg gets fucked up the arse by a big black man.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime