Sadiq Khan. Yes, him again. Having worked hard to create a £500 million black hole in London’s finances, this hypocritical, incompetent piece of shit has gone marching up to the government, not grovelling, as he should be, to demand a bailout. If the government don’t comply, Khan’t is threatening to cut the budgets of the Met police, the London fire brigade, TfL and other city departments. He’s already made the empty gesture of taking a 10% pay cut from his £150,000 salary, and frozen the salaries of his lapdogs, who all seem to be on the same inflated salary. The biggest shock, is finding out that the Director of TfL, who was given the job by Khan is on a salary of £500,000. Yep, you read that right. HALF A MILLION quid, for being a useless cunt. Nice gig.

Khan is quite possibly the most useless mayor in the 2000 year history of London. He’s spent his past four years in office publicly slagging off Trump, getting involved in national politics, such as Brexit, neither of which are his business and throwing shit loads of money at ridiculous pet projects such as planting trees (and he couldn’t even do that right, because he’s planted far fewer trees than he promised).

At his last Mayor’s questions, he accused the leader of the Conservative opposition in City Hall of playing politics, for asking perfectly reasonable questions about his handling of the kung flu and his economic policies. Call me crazy, but I’m pretty sure that Khan is a politician, as are the Conservatives. So, politics is kind of their thing. If Khan can’t handle being asked legitimate questions, he’s in the wrong job. He’s in the wrong job anyway, because like I said, he’s fucking useless. And a coward. And a hypocrite, because despite boasting that he would never instigate austerity measures, he’s threatening to cut budgets (austerity measures) if he isn’t given a bail out. And this is after getting a £1.6 billion bailout for TfL back in May. Khan, you are a Khunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Race riots, financial collapse,over-egged “pandemics”, looming mass unemployment,erosion of civil liberties,climate change hysteria,weak Govt,…

If what we’re moving into isn’t the fruition of someone’s long-term scheme to totally destroy the “British” way of life I’ll show my arse in Harrod’s window. We are being manipulated into destroying ourselves.

The Perfect Storm is gathering and I suspect that this Country will be a very different place in 10 years time….I’ve got no idea who is “behind the curtain” but I think that I can guess what the outcome will be, and as a gambling man I wouldn’t like to put my money on the future being too rosy for the likes of us.

“Do not go gentle into that good night
Dylan Thomas – 1914-1953

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,**
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light”

**…not too keen on that particular suggestion obviously.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler 

Theresa “Traitorous, incompetent twat” May deserves a nomination.

Bit of an unusual one this, but given what’s going right now, it’s somewhat appropriate. Back when Boris was Mayor of London, he bought the police two shiny new trucks with water cannons on them.

Unfortunately, he was banned from using them by the then Home Secretary. Anyone care to guess who that Home Secretary was? Yep, Theresa May. And not only did she ban their use, she proved her cunt credentials to everyone who would listen by BRAGGING about it.

She was proud that she’d banned Boris from giving the police two water cannons, of the type used by police forces throughout the EU and the world. Can you imagine how different the recent and continuing ‘protests’ would be if the police had them at their disposal today? But they don’t. Because May then sold them. And considering how utterly useless that slag is, she probably sold them at a loss. Imagine how bad things would be if she hadn’t resigned. Theresa the Appeaser, you’re a cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

I had no idea how many heros there are out there. Everyone has an idea of who a hero is whether its someone who saved your life, dragged you out of a burning building or was generally there for you in your moment of need.

But dont stop there, because every shameless advert on TV seems geared towards telling you what heroes THEY are as well. Just seen a Specsavers advert explaining how they’ve been ‘keeping the country going’ by providing eye care for delivery drivers and nurses. Thank you Specsavers, the country would have come to a grinding halt without you. Even Uber are at it showing nurses thanking their drivers for getting them to work on time so they can carry on being heroic themselves.

Perhaps those erectile disfunction ads will be next, ‘giving us something to play with in these hard times’. I suspect all companies will be taking their share of the praise over the coming weeks, so I invite them all to be proper heros and go fuck themselves.

The clapping has stopped, time to cash in.

Nominated by: YourCuntingDaughter

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The premier league was suspended 3 months ago because of a pandemic which in those 3 months has killed over 40000 people in this country. The NHS along with other key workers have put themselves at risk to treat those with the virus and to keep the country supplied and running. Doctors, nurses, bus and train drivers, supermarket staff to name a few, have died as a result of working through this pandemic.

So as the premier league returns from this unprecedented time they will sport the NHS rainbow on the front of their shirts, replace the players names with the names of the NHS staff and key workers who have died on their shirts, and the grounds will have advertising boards and screens with the names of all the people who have died, all 40000 of them.

Well you would think so but no instead they will wear shirts with Black Lives Matter emblazoned on them because apparently the killing of one convicted armed robbing, thieving, junkie, waster by police in a different country 4000 miles away is far more important than the lives of the above.

The mind absolutely boggles!!

Nominated by: knobrot