The hypocrites of the SNP deserve to be cunted.

When the statue of Churchill was defaced and BLM were demanding it be removed, the SNP were happy to join in the celebration of this desecration. Well guess what? Karma has struck once again. The statue of Robert the Bruce, at the site of the battle of Bannockburn, has been defaced with graffiti bearing the words, “Racist King”. Would anyone care to guess who is the leading the outrage charge against BLM for this heinous act of vandalism against the statue of a Scottish historical figure? Yes, that’s right, the Scottish Nazi Party.

In a classic case of “we can dish it out, but we can’t fucking take it”, their support for BLM/ANTIFA has diminished somewhat now that one of THEIR heroes has been hit. They are screaming like a baby that’s pissed it’s nappy, and I fucking love it. I have nothing against the Scottish people, the majority, who are sensible, sane and, well, normal, that is. The SNP however, were formed by a group of sad, pathetic little bigots who take every opportunity to express their deep and irrational loathing of the English. It truly baffles me how the Scottish people keep voting this part of failed genetic experiments into power, especially that malicious, super egomaniac Jimmy Krankie lookalike, Nicola Sturgeon. Her actions, especially pre-empting government announcements regarding the Kung Flu, in an attempt to be appear statesman like, decisive and competent were pathetic. Which is another reason that I take such pleasure in the anger now being expressed by the SNP. It is pure hypocrisy.

As far as the statue is concerned, I do not in any way condone the actions of the scum who committed this act of criminal damage, nor do I find any amusement in it being desecrated. Robert the Bruce is an important figure in Scottish history, and I respect that. As for the ridiculous content of the graffiti, please. Robert the Bruce lived in a time long before people of a different skin colour started migrating to these shores, how could he possibly have been racist toward them? The very idea is retarded. Much like the SNP.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

The majority of Scottish people – sane, sensible & normal? I demand a re-count! – admin

An ‘I wish I’d never been born’ Rick from the Young Ones style cunting for another sporting gobshite.

Yes, millionaire manager Guardiola, touted as the world’s best manager (as long as he can manage the team with the most money and best players in any particular league) gave a bizarre self flagellating post match interview this week. He said he’s ‘so ashamed’ of being white and for the injustices faced by blacks for 400 years. Some would argue that this swarthy, sweaty Mediterranean type isn’t even a proper honky man anyway, so he can relax. However, Pep is beside himself with shame over this. May I suggest suicide? Seems like the only thing to do for those who hate their own skin and feel they share guilt with others based solely on skin type.

Of course, if those of another hue commits crimes such as a terror attacks or take part in grooming gangs, then there is no shared guilt here and certainly no introspection. As soon as such a thing happens, the media will show an isolated example of a good deed by a darker person to show us that we’re racist for getting annoyed. The thing is Pep, the world was a harsh place 400 years ago. You were lucky to see 35. No electricity. No sanitation or medical care of any note. To make things a little easier, tribes and nations would take from another. It was essential to do so as others would do it to you anyway. And guess what? The honky man won. The others should’ve fought better instead of moaning. It’s called history. Get over it you sanctimonious twat.

And does this clown think blacks in Africa sat around singing kumbaya and sharing their harvests with others? No, Pep. They had slaves and butchered other tribes too. Oh, and it’s still going on, particularly in Sub Saharan Africa. Where’s the black guilt?

Finally, his club is owned by a bunch of Arabs from the UAE. Quite a bit of modem slavery going on there, Pep. Got anything to say, seeing as your owners’ money is paying your ridiculous salary? And will he have anything to say during the World Cup in Qatar, during which most of his players will take part, I’m sure? Qatar remember, has seen thousands of slaves die in constructing the stadiums.

Get to fuck!

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Some time ago I put up a nom. entitled ‘Done To Death Songs’. This was a bitter condemnation of all those songs which if you never hear again in your life, it will be too soon. No more ‘My Way’. No more ‘Bohemian Rhapsody, or ‘Yesterday’, or fucking ‘Mack the Knife’.
Anyway, on one of those recent glorious afternoons, the wife and I were lazing in the garden (Dog but she still looks good in a bikini), sipping cool Pinot, and listening to ‘golden oldies’ on the radio. Then bastard, on IT came, the most boring song ever. I refer to that turgid dirge ‘Release Me’, foisted on the world in 1967 by the original ‘Tango Man’, Mr Engelbert Humperdinck.
Now younger readers may be unfamiliar with this pile of maudlin wank, so here’s the magnificently mulleted Mr Dinck, seen here still cranking out his hit over twenty years later;

What a soaring feat of songwriting this is. Four lines of melody, eight lines of lyrics, no chorus to the verse, no middle eight, all wrapped up in a gloriously cheesy arrangement. To think that on release, this excresence was top of the charts for weeks, keeping the magnificent Beatles double ‘A’ side ‘Strawberry Fields Forever/Penny Lane’ from the No. 1 spot. Every 80-year-old must have fired up their zimmer frames and lurched down to their local record shop to buy it.
Over fifty years have passed, yet my loathing for this putrid piece of shite remains undiminished. I’d managed to bury my hatred in the back of my mind, only to have it resurface on a beautiful day that deserved better. So I hereby nominate Humper the cunt, the composers, and indeed every cunt at Decca Records for foisting this coma-inducing bilge on the hapless public (also not forgetting the DJ who polluted the airwaves with it once more the other day).
‘Release Me’; the most boring song of all time. Unless of course cunters, you know better…

Nominated by Ron Knee

Ok, they won some championship title thing, don’t know about it, not interested in football – but in the middle of the pandemic, what do they do? They all flock in their thousands to the stadium to celebrate, all leaping up and down and hugging and going on about how it’s the greatest day in their life and how special it is to their heart yada yada…Just like the Bournemouth beach invaders yesterday, a load of ignorant irresponsible cunts.

Oh and Sky news are also cunts (as per usual), for making this their lead story and going on about it for about ten minutes.

Nominated by: Mystic Maven

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Liverpool fans

Are cunts. To be honest, anyone still watching the Premier League is a cunt due to them doing the black power salutes. But I digress.

One of the reasons given by many for not finishing the season yet, was that the Liverpool fans would break the rules and gather at the ground once they won the title. If you went on any football forum or thread before (and during ) the ‘restart’ , every one of these scouse cunts was saying, ”We’re not fuckK(goz)in’ stoopid laa, weez not gonna do dat yer just sayin’ it coz yooz just a sad ‘canceller’ innit calm down calm down deydoododondeydo” etc.

Well lo and behold, as soon as the fucking whistle blew to confirm the title, the fucking scally cunts turned up at Anfield in their thousands, as predicted by every cunt with more than one brain cell. Of course, that scouse cunt MP/Mayor or whatver his is (my research is flawless, but it was some scouse cunt) will be moaning again about how it’s affecting the scousers more than other soon once these pricks pass it on to other cunts.

Same with other protesting mobs lately and those asstwats at the beach. I don’t want to hear our ‘government’ moaning about the inevitable upcoming spike in the next 5-8 weeks or so. Perhaps if they’d forced the gutless cops to wade in and smash a few skulls and tell them all to fuck off home, a few thousand lives might’ve been saved? Just a thought, you useless cunts.

Yes, we need to get back to work and all that shite, but fuck me. This country is asking for it when the government allow this insanity to continue. No fucking point in any of this lockdown shite if this is allowed to go on because ‘racism’ or ‘celebration’ or ‘street party’ (lol). I might organise a mass protest because Wagon Wheels keep getting smaller. Who’s with me?

Piss off.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks