I hope the mods will indulge in this nom which is not exactly a cunting – almost the opposite – as I want to share a halcyon day in my life with my fellow ISACers. If not, then let me cunt myself for being a sentimental old fart. (Happy to oblige. Makes a nice change to be honest – admin)

Many years ago I lived in East Anglia and, despite being a Scot, I fell in love with the region, particularly Norfolk and Suffolk. In geographical terms, it was only an hour or so by train to Londonstan but remote and magical – in those days anyway.

I used to go walking and birdwatching in Breckland and the Fens. Late one cold, wintry – but dry – afternoon I came upon a canal with a barge moored on it. As I got closer, I saw a good looking lass on board.

There was no-one else around, just the occasional heron flapping across the fen or a hen harrier swooping low as it tried to flush out prey. A landscape and moment of priceless beauty. The girl and I got talking and she invited me on board for a coffee. We spent almost two hours chatting and she told me how she had ended up living alone in this bleak countryside.

For some idiotic reason – perhaps loyalty to my then girlfriend – I did not ask for her phone number and never saw her again. I now imagine her eternally floating around the fens, heartbroken that our two souls never entwined, and see her like the PreRaphaelite painting of Ophelia by Millais or The Lady of Shalott by Waterhouse.

I don´t know if barges have names like ships but “Halcyon” was written on the side. It was certainly a halcyon day for me, one I still remember over 30 years later.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Paris Jackson is a chip off the old block, isn’t she.

A new film called “Habit” will feature 22-year-old Paris Jackson, the daughter of the late “king of pop”, Michael Jackson, playing Jesus. Jackson, a bisexual in real life, will be playing the son of God as a lesbian who indulges in carnality with another woman.
Thank goodness MJ isn’t alive to see this depravity. How could he have envisioned that his daughter, lovingly conceived in a test tube, would be so off the wall. It’s more mud thrown at his legacy after the latest allegations of chíld-fucking.

To quote the king of pap: “You need some lovin’ (P.Y.C) Pretty Young Cunt.”
Don’t they realise that baby Jeebus was a white, blond surfer lookalikey with a Yank accent?

Shamon.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

Mainstream Media Cunts and their persistent battering of the 2 metre social distancing rule.

A piss boiling, up the back door, Cunting for these woke wankers who still seem unable to understand basic politics. Listening to 5 Live and they follow up the daily Covid 19 press conference by wondering why Boris is dilly dallying about reducing the distance to enable schools to return to full occupancy. This is after most of the cunts asking questions banged on about it.

It’s obvious you cunts! He won’t change the distance from 2 metres until the scientists and everyone else concerned is convinced there will be no 2nd spike as a result of all the thousands of cunting wankers who flaunted the distancing rules at the beaches and on demos!

Now cunt the fuck off MSM wankers.

Nominated by: Another Cunting Mess

You may have missed it in the national and social media outlets, but things are getting dangerously out of control between China and India, and the disputed territories along their Sino-Indian borders, which stretches some 2,200 miles.

Apparently the Dink military decided to invade Indian-held land in Ladakh during military exercises 2 or 3 weeks ago. There were the inevitable clashes between the armies with some 40 dead on both sides.

China won’t back off, claiming that certain Indian-held territory actually belongs to them, and they will fight tooth and nail to get it back.

Despite India having a population of over a billion it is considerably weak militarily against the Dinks, and also fearful of bitter-rivals, Pakistan, joining the dispute and teaming up with China, thus forcing India into a corner.

The US will stand alongside India if the shit hits the fan, especially since it wants to take out bitter vengeance against China because of the Virus.

So basically we’re entering another Cold War scenario, albeit in the Far East, and yet no one over here seems to give a shit. The media aren’t bothered; Fuckbook and Twatter don’t give a damn; and the usual protest groups seem strangely muted. Why is that I wonder?

500,000 people have died from the virus globally, with over 10 million infected; but again the media seem to be growing tired with this old news, even though it started in China.

40 soldiers killed on the Sino-Indian border between two countries containing over 2 billion people. But again no one cares.

1 black bloke in America is killed by a cop and the Western World goes apeshit (can I still say that?)

The sense of priorities by the media is quite staggering, but never fear because when things do escalate and thousands of Dinks & Injuns end up dead, the media will be quick to blame Trump, Boris, and of course the white-man.

Let’s have a nuclear war and be done, ffs!

Nominated by: Technocunt