Privilege is all the rage at the moment. But it’s a special kind of privilege. Apparently, privilege doesn’t come from membership of the Establishment, expensive private education, attendance at those finishing schools of the ruling class at Oxford and Cambridge or from immense wealth. No, privilege comes from the amount of melanin in your skin.

Harry Windsor is the latest in a long line of vacuous ‘celebrities’ to have jumped on the ‘white privilege’ bandwagon. Now here is a person who was born into immense (unearned) wealth, who attended one of the most exclusive private schools in the country, who (allegedly) cheated in his A-Levels and who was allowed into Sandhurst on the basis of those (allegedly) fixed grades. Can he not see that an American PR company offering him $400,000 a pop for ‘his’ ‘thoughts’ is a product of his own immense privilege? How else could a person who would otherwise struggle to hold down a job as an assistant till receipt changer at the local KFC command such fees?

It cannot have escaped anyone’s notice that many billionaires and rapacious international companies have jumped on the latest BLM bullshit. That is because racism is useful to our lords and masters – it divides people on the basis of an absurdity. A black working-class person has more in common with a white working-class person than a wealthy black person. And vice fucking versa.

I have been struggling in recent months to keep a leash on my inner Leninist. It makes me laugh when I hear know-nothings like Ash Sarkar call themselves Communists – doesn’t she know that both race and religion are false consciousness? When the ISAC revolution sweeps to power, there is going to be one Hell of a reckoning for the real privileged people.

Now my nice assistant has brought me that special corset my followers like me to wear and is escorting me to that lovely room with the rubber wallpaper. Wibble.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt 

Yes I know it’s another nom from me but these cunts can’t help themselves.

Simon Pegg has said anyone who criticises BLM needs to ‘shut the fuck up’.

He has proven himself a PC faggot of the liberal-left comedy establishment before, even telling Nick Frost not to say sexist jokes on the Hot Fuzz commentary. He sounded like a prissy little bitch. He’s just another wokelet, bending the knee as Graham Linehan and JK Rowling were before they committed heresy before the priests of woke. He’ll soon be guilty of wrongthink and get chewed up by his Marxist bum chums. Fucking idiot.

All these people I used to watch and think were intelligent and witty are now exposing themselves as basic virtue-signalling/totalitarian drones, and I fucking laugh at them.

Hope Pegg gets fucked up the arse by a big black man.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

A ‘please sir! It was Farage, sir’ cunting for acting Lib Dem leader, rabid Remoaner and full time cunt Ed Davey.

On 4th July, Brexit Party leader Nigel Farage tweeted from a Kent pub, declaring ’12 o’clock, first in. Love it’. Sir Nige has recently returned from the States, prompting snivelling little snitch Davey to try and dob him in to the scuffers. Dickhead Davey rushed to contact Kent police, alleging his’concern’ that Farage had contravened the C-19 fourteen day quarantine rule with regard to international travel.

‘Concern’ my arse. I stand to be corrected, but I don’t recall Davey expressing much in the way of ‘concern’ while we’ve had thousands of protesters out on the streets wilfully ignoring lockdown regulations, often causing damage and attacking the police in the process. But sense a chance to score a pathetic political point against his nemesis Farage for having a pint, and he’s off like a rat up a drainpipe.

Irrepressible as ever, Sir Nige came back ‘to all those screaming and shouting about me going to the pub… I’ve been back from the USA for two weeks, and have tested negative. Cheers!’.

And here we all were, thinking that there was nothing the despicable Davey could do to make himself look an even bigger wanker than he already has. A word to the wise, you pathetic shitweasel; snitches tend to be extremely unpopular. Take care, or you might find that some of the bigger boys will ram your head down the school bog and flush it repeatedly.

Enjoy your pint Mr F, and get one in for Ed the Cunt. A pint of bitter would be appropriate, I think.

Nominated by: Ron Knee 

And seconded by…

A solid gold repeat cunting is due for limp wristed, limp-dump ducky Ed ‘Wavey’ Davey.

This piss-stained, shitstabbing school sneak has written to Kent Police asking them to investigate Nigel Farage to determine if he broke lockdown rules after returning from the USA. Farage was seen in a pub at 12pm on 4th July apparently after being in the States on 20th June. It is Mr Davey’s view that Farage did not quarantine for 14 days.

This is not about Farage (allegedly) not complying with a lockdown directive; this is all about Farage not holding dear those views that Wavey holds so dear. Clearly if Farage was a lefty, rainbow-flying, BLM, Muslim-supporting MP then Wavy certainly would have cut him slack. This is such a blatant opportunist attempt by Wavey to ‘stick one up far right, Brexiteer Farage’ that the cunt is blinded by his own pansy spite. From what I can see, Farage may be guilty of foreshortening his quarantine by a day, but really, Davey you cunt? I suspect the police have better things to do than to waste their time on this petty shite.

I am thinking hard to recall anything useful Ed Davey has ever accomplished as an MP. The fisting fannywipe has accomplished much in terms virtue signalling, but really fuck all else.

A weapons grade, spiteful cunt and I hope all you cunters join me in pushing Wavey closer to the wall of plenty.

Nominated by: Paul Maskinback 

A hunchbacked cunting for the most useless and traitorous PM in my lifetime, Theresa ‘The Appeaser’ May.

Apart from her shady dealings at Chequers and her catastrophic surrender deal (well documented here and on the Guido blog) I want to focus on her other not particularly conservative actions.

I was watching a video about trans activism undermining womens rights. It was May who wanted to push the Gender Recognition Act that would allow trannies to say they were men/women without medical backing, so if I told you I was a woman you’d have to accept it or face being charged with hate speech. Luckily the act was dropped by Boris a couple of weeks ago.

May is also the twat who set ridiculous CO2 targets that would’ve cost our economy hundreds of billions over the next decade, while gurning with St Greta. It was also her as Home Secretary and PM who would have introduced more hate speech statutes and wanted to limited access to porn, criminalising depiction of certain acts such as face sitting.

She was more authoritarian than Blair while trying to be more ‘woke’ as well. All while lying continuously about no deal being better than a bad deal and started throwing money around. She was about as conservative as Corbyn.

Worst PM in my lifetime.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime 

Who? I hear you cry. Well I defy you to find a bigger cunt on the Internet. This utter piece of shite goes by the YouTube channel name Daddy05. He got famous for ‘pranking his kids’ and filming it for his channel. The kids are quite young and pranks involved ‘smashing my sons xbox’ and ‘ink stain on the carpet’.

Daddy05 and his fat scum bag wife who films the events would hilariously scream and swear at the kids for things they haven’t done, bringing the children to tears or fits of rage as they defend themselves and basically break mentally. Once the children have hit rock bottom they are told by their dad, ‘its just a prank bro’, whilst mum and dad laugh at how silly they look crying on camera.

Its basically child abuse. I won’t post a video here but feel free to have your piss boiled and look it up on YouTube. Video comments consist of slack jawed Americans saying things like ‘hu hu, you got em good Daddy’ etc.

What the fuck is happening to this world when child abuse gets a channel on YouTube but voicing the wrong opinion gets you shut down. Anyway, the cunt got arrested and two of his kids have been taken into care following the outrage. Fuck Daddy05 and shame on you YouTube you backward cunts

Nominated by: YourCuntingDaughter