As we’re all told to avoid mass gatherings due to a pandemic, it seems thousands of Pakistanis living in the UK decided to ignore the law and have a big fuck off street party ‘celebrating’ Pakistan’s independence.

Yes, this celebration included mobs of these morons charging the police while shoutung, “Fuck the police!”. Predictably, the brave boys in blue ran away, but I’m sure any copper that tried to apply the law on these idiots, would be deemed Adolf Hitler reincarnated by the media and his spineless bosses. MPs have criticised the rioters, but of course, stopped short of rounding the cunts up and throwing them in cells. It would be nice if these gutless cunts got on the blower to the police chiefs and told them to get tough on these ignorant, ungrateful cunts. But no…careers are at stake, of course.

Yes, Pakistan is independent nowadays. But it seems many of their natives are not. They are dependent on living in the UK.
If any of these idiots complain about ‘racist covid’ again, laugh in the cunts’ faces and remind them of shit like this. And if Pakistan really is the best country on Earth, then it would make me more than happy if these muppets would all fuck off there as soon as possible.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2020/08/17/uk-huge-crowds-ignore-lockdown-celebrate-pakistan-independence-day-attack-police/

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

A Jolly Hockey sticks cunting please for an overwraught young lady who managed to get on Wireless 4s Any Questions this week. Young Nina wants to be a vet, but I think she would do far better following in one of her illustrious forebears, Robert Mitchum and going into acting, because my good she was good at AmDram:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-53791736

It’s ruined my life! she wailed because her exam results for the exam that never happened were worse than she had hoped for. If you must, you can hear the whole bruhaha on the BBC website (Any Questions 14/15 August). I dread to think of the poor lad she eventually ties down (provided mummy approves no doubt). He will need to know that the sun shines out of Nina’s arsehole.

Following the Saturday transmission at 1400, Any Answers provided a 45 minute home for other disaffected young Nina’s and their equally outraged mothers, They all sound the same – would be upper class prima donnas, outraged, in one case, by the fact that the girl was expecting “three As” and got “three Ds” instead. Has to be a mistake, just like Nina – they are the cleverest tarts on the planet. They already had their application forms in for University Challenge. Two listeners (not me but I was with them 100%) suggested that perhaps they were not quite so clever as they or mummy thought they were. One mum, who sounded as condescending as Anna Soubry (“I’m a businesswoman!”) sounded as if she were going to get apoplexy but that suggestion. Noticeable it was nearly all mothers or daughters on this programme – the odd pussywhipped father or teacher, but mainly wimmin with the Wireless 4 tone of voice.

A load of whinging, self obsessed, self entitled snobs. I hope they lose their appeals and I look forward to Nina getting her wish to work with animals – on the sliced meat counter at Tescos. Cunts.

I propose a 14-gun cunting for Willard White, a Jamaican opera-singer who was engaged by the Bolshevik Buggers’ Conspiracy to sing Kipling’s “The Road to Mandalay” for the veterans of the war in Burma, at the VJ-Day commemoration.
It seems he didn’t bother to read the poem before taking on the gig because he later decided he can’t sing the words “‘eathen idol”, as they imply an “assumption of cultural superiority” or some such pukerama.
The poem is in the character of a 19th-century British soldier. As an opera-singer White must be used to portraying characters without endorsing their views. Would he turn down a chance to sing Verdi’s “Otello” because of the Moor’s “problematic” treatment of women?
To complete the cuntishness of the whole affair, the BBC has cut out the song, instead of finding someone less precious to sing it.
The song means a lot to those who fought in one of the most brutal theatres of WW2, but White’s tender feelings mean more, it appears.
This prick has a knighthood FFS.

Nominated by: Michael North 

…and seconded by: Quick Draw McGraw 

Sorry, but having read about this cunt in the paper, and the excellent nomination by Michael North, I just couldn’t let this go. Willard White is a shining, slap headed example of why the far left are evil, ignorant, self-important cunts. And why I fucking despise them. They cannot do ANYTHING without infecting it with their disgusting politics.

The VJ Day event was supposed to be all about the men who fought, died and endured unimaginable horror as POW’s of the Japanese. Unusually for the BBC, it was excellent. Moving, thought provoking and entertaining. Then Willard Fucking White came on at the end and, knowing what the fucker had done, cast a huge, snowflake shaped shadow over it.

As Michael said, he was asked to perform the Road to Mandalay. A reasonable request. But White was offended by a passage in it. At this point, the BBC should have taken him to one side and said: “Willard, listen. This event is about men who fought and died for OUR freedom. We get that you don’t like part of poem that’s a hundred years old, but it’s not about you, so don’t fucking make it about you. Stop being a selfish cunt, and do your fucking job”.

But no, Willard went, “WAH, WAH. THAT NASTY RUDYARD KIPLING TOUCHED MY PEE PEE WITH HIS POEM”. And being far left shites themselves, the BBC gave in to soft Sid Snowflake, and tarnished what was otherwise a great event. I turned it off when he came on.

So fuck you, Willard White, you piece of shit cunt.

Safe, unfunny, woke, middle class, boring.

Some stand up called Anya on telly whining shes been assaulted by blokes in comedy clubs.

Well if your audience smacks you one its pretty clear-cut they don’t like your act!

That wurzel sounding tumour Russell Howard flouncing off stage because a woman was filming on a phone?

“You’ve spoilt it now!”  Russell sobbed as he dashed away like a mardarse.

I doubt Bernard Manning would of been so unprofessional or handled it that way?

Too be fair Russell’s tantrum was funny!
Only time hes made me laugh anyway the boring little cunt.

Oh and middle class women?

Your not funny.

Unless you fall off stage.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt

Gentlemen (and wimminz).
For your cuntsideration:

Boli Bolingoli (honestly!)

Who he?
Him Dis, innit: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/boli-bolingoli-quarantine-scandal-live-22502500

Another fine role model for our ever growing population of potential architects, budding formula 1 racers and grime artistes.

So Boli doesn’t think dat “whiteys” rules mean him too, so fucks off to Spain, breaking strict rules for Scottish Footballers, putting the whole Premier league up there at risk of being suspended.

Boli, what more can i say about your actions, but Golly!!!

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General