Who? I hear you say. Well she is some daft woke wanker who got offended when she bought a Marks and Spencer brassiere:

https://www.aol.co.uk/news/2020/08/13/marks-and-spencer-apologises-for-racist-bra-colour-name-after-cu/

The easily offended cunt was upset that the tit wrapper she bought was called “Tobacco”. It was, apparently, “hurtful” to her , but not hurtful enough to buy the fucking thing, but so hurtful she had to go running off to the press about it. “Why couldn’t it had been called chocolate?” the brainless trollop whined, but if it had been that would have been terribly racist as well.

No doubt as M&S is a big company she is after “compensation”, but as they are a tight fisted company, tighter than a gnats arsehole at the best of times, and currently nearing basket case status, I wouldn’t hold my breath.

I am sure Hammy Lammy and Jucuzzi Butler will be available for comment. If these wankers are so easily offended, I suggest we hire some banana boats to take them on a one way trip back to de islands, where all is peaceful and de future is golden innit.

THE GUARDIAN

… yet a-fucking-gain!

Here’s a recent shreadline: ‘Looted Landmarks. How Notre-Dame, Big Ben and St Mark’s were stolen from the East.’

Turns out a lot of Western gothic architecture was influenced by what the Crusaders saw on their arabian Club 18-30 holidays (so called because they each clubbed to death eighteen to thirty people.)

Well, no shit! As the blokes selling bargain bling on Oxford Street used to say, ‘it’s all nicked!’ Is the Guardian now going to publish an article on how all those Saudi sky-scrapers are rip-offs of the first building of that kind, the Flat Iron building in New York?

Are they fuck!

Are the Bubbles and the Eye-Ties going to kick up a stink about the American Senate with all its columns being so obviously Greco-Roman?

Are they fuck!

I wonder what would actually satisfy the rabidly right-on writer of this article? Converting all three of the named buildings into mosques? Dismantling them stone by stone and shipping them back to their supposed countries of origin?

If you’re all so damn concerned about correct memorialisation, journalists of the Guardian, you’ll be pleased to learn that I plan on carving each and every one of your deranged faces into my own personal Mount Cuntmore!

Nominated by Chimp Licker

Not content with being aggrandised to demi-god status by his fellow scum and simpletons soley for his bunging of small round things, were-walrus Warnie has launched a fragrance imaginatively called ‘SW23’.

In the ads he wears an expensive jacket and a flash watch, as if he were the summit of sophistication and not actually a sub-literate sex-pest monkey-man entirely made from spoiled pork products and crowned with a syrup crow-barred off the cranium of Princess Di’s spunk-swollen corpse.

Frankly, I’d sooner scent myself with WD40 than SW23, but I can’t help wondering what you cunters suppose his tinned stink smells like?

Nominated by: Chimp Licker

Exceptionally thick some might say. Not me. In fact the the thick redneck to me represents the ‘American genius’.

Just dislike that term ‘American Exceptionalism’. As though America is unique. As though the people are somehow unique. But crucially (to my argument) that it has a unique place in the world with a unique ROLE.

Reagan liked to quote Jefferson I think ‘we can make the world over again’. That is the dangerous idea behind American Exceptionalism. That America’s role is to make the whole world anew. As though by Providence the ‘new world’ is to make the old world anew.

You got that when Rumsfeld talked of ‘old Europe’.

The ‘neo-cons’ were/are all American Exceptionalists.

Going back to the Rednecks. What if the Confederacy had won? I think we would have had a more civilised, self contained America. Still largely rural, small town, free of all this ‘dynamic’ Capitalism. A quiet America. Not the one that swaggers in the ‘World Stage’.

The Quiet American comes to mind. Haldan Pyle the innocent that goes into foreign countries with the best of intentions and fuck things up.

Pause here.

Yes ‘Aunty Nan’ comes to mind. Married to the Mob in New York we now suspect. Fuck me it was like Liz Taylor coming over! Such glamour! In her slacks and fur coat (my mother looking faintly embarrassed in hers), loads and loads of shopping bags, boxes of presents, trips to London, money to burn it seemed. ‘Only in America’, ‘Everything’s big in America’.

But people die of Covid in America, millions on welfare, soup kitchens. Exceptional?
I am disillusioned with America. ‘The American Dream’ is a delusion as well. But that’s for another cunting.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic 

A garlic infested cunting please for this frog lardarse, an overweight old harridan who happens to be the Mayor of Calais. The complacent old trout has advised Boris to “calm” down in his desire to see the rubber boat fuckers removed from the English channel:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-migrant-boats-english-channel-calais-mayor-says-calm-down-a9670131.html

The idea of using our Navy to deter these parasites she regards as provocative. How typical of the piss and wind French. We have to solve our own problems because it is quite clear old cunts like this old bag will do nothing to help.

Nominated by: W.C.Boggs