Southern Lockdown Wiseacres

Listen to these cunts now that a small bit of their heaven has been dumped into the made up, back of a fag packet Tier 3

When it was the North being shat on it was fine but now they are affected it’s all a load of rubbish and how could their twee little villages be lumped in with Scunthorpe and Bradford?

Well listen you cunts, you’re just seen as the softest targets down south so you’re being used as an experiment, just to see how it goes. Expect more of your areas to be under the cosh soon.

The sooner people wake up and stop listening to self serving cunts like Jennrick, Hancock and Johnson the sooner they will be dangling from lamp posts.

Nominated by: Spanky Mc Spank

African slavery

Africa and the lies of African slavery is a cunt.

For thousands of years Africans had been enslaving Africans long before any “white’ people turned up.

The African atlantic slave trade was the enslavement of 11 million Africans enslaved by Africans before a single one got to the slave ports on the west African coast.(1 million died on the journey from the interior to the coast at the hands of Africans)

Every African put in chains was put in those chains by Africans. All the middle men and stevedores who put black people on the slave ships were Africans. 40 million were sent North on the east African slave trade.

There is no sub saharan diaspora in the middle east or Turkey(wonder why).

Thats 40 million gone.”Black history month” is a load of bollox.Slavery in Africa is endemic, its “systemic”. With 7 in every 1000 Africans living in slavery right now.

If reparations have to be paid they have to be paid by Africa.

Nominated by: Smug cunt

Khady Gueye

A fuck me drunk it’s all about me cunting for Khadi Gueye.

‘A tribute involving Black Lives Matter protest organiser Khady Gueye is being erected in the Forest of Dean to mark her experiences as a black woman living in a mostly white part of the UK.’

For those not familiar with this area it is Fred West territory. They are of the Deliverance variety of hicks. They treat anyone from outside the area as alien. In a word, they are ‘challenging’.

However, this poor persecuted kaffir is apparently singled out because she is black, innit. She wants a sculpture trail illustrating her suffering. And that of all the other kaffirs persecuted in the forest (ie her) The locals, unsurprisingly, are not happy.
Entitled, victim, identity obsessed non-contributing me me me. Get a fucking life.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Anton Ferdinand


Crisps all round and handbags-at-three paces, as ageing retired footballer Mr Ferdinand seethes again, courtesy of the BBC (who else?) at an incident which occured nine years ago now.

Obviously believing revenge is a dish best served cold he regales us with the frightful incident all these years on:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55074804

Let it be noted he admits to using foul lanaguge himself, so he is no angel, but of course, because of his skin hue, what was said BY him wasn’t racist, but what was said TO him was.

Given the BBC’s woke agenda, only matched by their ability to make mind numbingly trivial game shows for transmission every day, I am surprised they haven’t yet thought up “The Race Race” – they could get Linecunt to introduce it – Max Factor and Walker Crisps could sponsor it. Line up to see which darkie is most offended today, the winner to be be awarded a prize from Doreen Lawrence.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

The Duchess of Sussex

I am sorry to say the Hewitt-Windsor News Bureau (HWNB), are at it again – fuck Brexit, fuck even Covid19, Mrs. H has something to say, and you’ll goddam have to listen to it till it’s talked away:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55068783

“Harry dear – we haven’t been in the newspapers a WHOLE day, what can we do?

Harry: Quick old girl, drink this bottle of gin, I’ll run you a very hot bath and take a knitting needle in with you”

I wouldn’t put it past the attention seeking arsewipes.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

 

And seconded by: Captain Quimson

Seconded WC,

I must say I was most distressed hearing about a small collection of half caste foetal cells being ejected from the Duchess of da corn bread, hearing cunts like this go on about miscarriages reminds one of “the United appeal for the dead” off Kentucky Fried Movie,

miscarriages are not babies Megan, doctors can legally terminate a pregnancy till birth under the 1967 act so stop trying to hog the limelight from Wills and Kates dog, okay hun, utter cunt of piss boiling proportions!!!!