Why?

Well i was just doing an online shop at Tesco (because like a lot of cunters I detest the company of most humans unless friends or family) when a box of ‘6 SNOWFLAKE mince pies’ appeared in front of my binos.

‘Fuck me’ thinks yours truly. ‘M.K has now given the woke bastards their own range of treats’.

Well what can we say? The supermarkets now only advertise with various tanned hues and browning levels from the Human Toaster and now the woke brigade have their own box of pies.

Now I know it’s a tongue in cheek cunting, but it begs the question that if a true Snowflake objects to the term being used by Mr Kipling, in how many hours will the product be pulled from the shelves and remarketed as ‘non binary gender fluid holiday pies’?

Anyway, you can be assured the snowflake pies are nowhere to be seen in my trolley.

Cunts.

Nominated by: BendyDick CùmInYaSnatch

I’m so fucking sick of the woke cunts saying we need to know and respect everyone’s preferred pronouns. I was taught that humans born as boys go by he/him/his and girls as she/her/hers. Learned that 50+ years ago and it’s still valid today, god-damnit.

I just got an email message from my doctor’s office telling me that I had a new message on my patient portal. So I logged in and found the message that said “Save time at the doctor’s office by filling out the following questionnaire before you arrive for your appointment. This will help your care team prepare for your visit”. Sounds reasonable so I click on the Questionnaire and I get this:

http://www.imagebam.com/image/5191e51361971429 (Link is safe – DA)

Honest to God that was it – the whole questionnaire. Apparently, I had filled out a questionnaire a few months ago and declined to answer the above fucking cuntish question. So now I’m being harassed to give an answer.

Of course, I’m not going to answer. Just one look at me and there is no question that I’m a he/him/his; if you’re too stupid to figure that out you shouldn’t be working in my doctor’s office you stupid cunts!

When I check in at the doctor’s reception later this month I’m sure I’ll be red-flagged that I haven’t completed this vitally important woke questionnaire. So the receptionist will ask me the question about my preferred pronouns.

My question to fellow Cunters is this: I want to give her an answer that will never be forgotten by her or the fellow cunts in the doc’s office that she’ll tell about my answer. So what should my answer be?

Need your help. Thanks.

Nominated by: Boomer Cuntbuster

A nomination for Fascist Old Fart Of The Year for the senile, pissed YFront user Lord H, who has a spiffing wheeze for bringing Britain “back into line”. How does mini Adolf want to do that? – well, of course, Remainers should start a campaign “immediately” (if not sooner) to rejoin the EU:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1367748/brexit-news-lord-heseltine-european-union-scottish-independence-snp-vn

Why should they do that?. Well forgetting for the moment the personal gain old Micky Heseltine gets from the EU (several million each year in grants for his fucking private arbortorium (tree growing) – a vital component in our export drive, of course, it will ensure that Scotland stays part of the British Isles.

To be honest my response if Fuck off EU, fuck off Scotland (ditching them would mean they would have to be geneorous with their own money, not ours) and more importantly fuck off Heseltine, you disingenuous old cunt.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Work shy cunts using Covid as an excuse

I am cunting all of those people who have used Covid as an excuse.

One cunt where I work did this. Since September, I can’t work come to work today as I have a cough and I’m waiting to get a test, now I can’t come in as I’m waiting to get results. Two days later, my Mrs has a cough and she is waiting for a test, two days later we are still waiting for the results, I have to isolate. Then after a day back he has to go off in the afternoon as he has to look after his twelve year old son who has been sent home from school as someone he stood near for five minutes has tested positive. It fucking goes on and on. Eventually the cunt, much to his delight, tested positive, had two weeks sat at home watching the tele with barely a high temp on full pay.

This cunt has had in total five weeks off work and has milked it for all it’s worth. He even tried to blag the long Covid Bull shit but like the fuckwit he is he got done by his own narcissist behaviour, bragging about his 10km run on wankbook.

Now this is only one case but there are I bet millions more like him who have revelled in can’t get to work due to Covid and when they do turn up they can’t do something as it’s too risky as they may catch this disease with a fatality rate for the working under 60’s of 0.001%.

The only people worse than thiese cunts are those leaching off the furlough while still working every day. But that’s a separate cunting altogether.

Nominated by: Cuntsince1066

What a pair of sanctimonious moronic libtard cunts. How up your own arse must you be to spend months bemoaning Dominic Cummings breaking lockdown rules to…erm…break lockdown rules? Now being cancelled/deleted/de-platformed etc etc, ad nauseam. Gotta love the left eating itself. Fucking cunts!

For the record, Rigby would get it all ends up, Burley not so much.

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Nominated by: West Cuntry Cunt

…. and this from Just a bloke

Kay Burley

This remain witch hounded Mr Cummings for his travels in lockdown. Demanded his resignation and ran it as a story more important than life its self.

The cunt then decides lockdown is not for those on the TV and gets caught. Calls it an error of judgement and fucks off on full pay for 6 months. Wow what a punishment. Was there a mob outside her house ? No that behaviour is for the tolerant , liberal toss pots who actually listen to twats like this.

What a cunt.

…and another, this time from Fuglyucker 

I would like to nominate the got some of their own treatment for once cunt that is Kay fucking Burly,

I’m sure you know Sky news, s favourite attack dog, this is the vicious, argumentative cunt that could start an argument in the loo by herself, no matter how wrong she is she will chisel, nag, whine, harass and nitpick until who ever the victim is says the wrong thing and then off she goes like a fucking ginger Duracell bunny with a scorching case of thrush.

Anyway this bitch is such a cunt, she practices do as I say not as I do, it’s backfired on the horrible cunt, she is to important to abide by distancing rules and got caught and has now suspended,

Sky have realised that nobody wants to watch this cunt, they probably have their own nagging ball and chain that they can’t turn off at home, unlike Kay Bully who has me reaching for the remote control like fucking Quick draw McGraw,

anyway let’s hope this poisonous rattlesnake never finds her way back onto the screen unless it’s on I used to be a celebrity please remember me…… Goodbye Kay don’t let the door slam on your droopy tits on the way out….. Fuck off….

….and a very late entry by Vernon Fox

Kay pee pants Burley.
Kay Burley the Sly news “journalist” has been caught out blatantly breaching lockdown rules.
Ordinarily I would say “good – fk these plastic dictators and be free of their evil nonsense” but not on this occasion, as brain dead Burley and her partner in grime Beth “Uh? So wat ya sayin’ is” Rigby have engaged in a prolonged, malicious and spiteful vendetta against Dominic Cummings for his little sightseeing tour and have constantly pressed to get him sacked – as it turns out they did not need to as he was slain by another demented and unelected harridan by the name of “Princess Nut Nuts” but this is beside the point really.
Burley has “apologised for her mistake” – it was not a mistake, it was a deliberate act of arrogance by a hypocrite snake who thinks the rules are just for the silly little poor people.
And on a final note – KAY! – you are sixty years old, stop dressing like you are 17, it’s embarrassing – and PLEASE no more facelifts, one more and you will have a pubic hair moustache and if the botox actually allowed you enough movement to articulate your eyelids you would be crying tears down your back.
Kay – you are a cunt!