Zam Zam Ture is worthy of a nom. Her child was killed in a tragic accident (drowning – NA). Is she having it ? Not on your nelly. Cue a familiar scenario ….. Somalian immo. possible compo, ‘institutional racism’ and ever helpful lawyers.
She’s not letting this lie.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-55187467
Verdict ….. Cunt.

Nominated by: Jack The Cunter

And Ruff Tuff Creampuff made a splash with this:
(See what I did there? – NA)

“In the aftermath of the 12-year-old’s death, more than a million people signed a petition about the case, calling for ‘justice for Shukri’ and thousands of people attended events marking the anniversary of her death.”

This Country Is Finished.

3 reasons: Firstly, Peloton seems to be one of those words where more letters are used than absolutely necessary. Peloton is just a 7 letter word for Cunt. Secondly, according to advertisments and telly land, Peloton can only be used by darker hue types. Thirdly, it’s an overpriced fad for gullible cunts. Enough said.

Nominated by: BendyDick CùminYaSnatch

And seconded by W. C. Boggs

Seconded BDCYS: Mind you the brainless dark key ladies and bearded blokes, artisans no doubt who the advert use are probably the type with more money than sense – the sort who believe The Archers is a real place a real farm and real people. Viewers taken in by the glycerine liberally sprinkled over the pansies and tarts, thinking it is real sweat are so dense they deserve to be taken to the cleaners.

A newspeak cunting for the world of the media and the way they describe events and things.

We have had the ‘new normal’ to describe the way we will live our lives for the foreseeable future, it varies from lockdown to post apocalyptic Covid 19.
Now they are delving into hospitality, more specifically pubs. Rather than say pubs that serve drinks and a packet of crisps, ie a pub, they are now ‘Wet Pubs’.

For fuck sake, a Pub is Pub, by definition it serves drinks and usually not with a fucking river running through it (That one in York seem to be wet from time to time).
If a Pub that serves drinks is a ‘Wet Pub’ what is Pub that serves drinks and meals ‘Wet and fucking Dry’

Total bollocks, the more the media use it the more the fucking dickheads who are interviewed use it.

Media Newspeak are Cunts!

Nominated by: Sick of it

Billie Eilish is a cunt.

Aside from being a stupid green haired talent-free whining twat and a fake ‘rebel’ who has been manufactured by the music industry, the whinging female version of the Young Ones’ Neil has done a cover of The Beatles’ ‘Something’.

Naturally, pieces of millennial arse cress and the likes of the Grauniad and BBC are acting like the whining emo bitch is the first one to cover the song, and also putting it about that the version by Eilish is also the best version.

Wrong on both counts. It’s been done before and it’s been done better.
Shirley Bassey, you cunts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgOGYWOKx2s

Nominated by: Norman

Just read a list of possible side effects from the new Covid vaccine!

Common:

headache
dizziness
drowsiness, fatigue, and restless sleep
thirst and sweating
tingling or numbness in hands and feet
ringing in the ears
blurred vision and eye irritation
fluid retention and ankle swelling
mild allergic reaction
abdominal pain, nausea, vomiting, heartburn, diarrhea, and constipation
bladder irritation and pain, frequent urination
Overdose:
confusion and disorientation
anxiety and paranoia
anemia (low red blood cell count)
vomiting blood that may look like coffee grounds and bowel motions that look like black tar
severe allergic reaction, including swelling of the face
kidney and liver problems
seizures
coma and death
Long term side effects:
kidney and liver damage
bleeding in the stomach and bowels
increased risk of a heart attack.

Only joking… these are all side effects of Ibuprofen.

Take the vaccine.

Nominated by: DCI Gene Cunt