Raise your glasses – or in Campbell’s ase, his bottle, for a special festive cunting for one of the biggest cunts in the world – publisher of dodgy dossiers, a deluded halfwit who still likes to think he is “important” more than a decade from falling from grace.

It seems Alcoholic Ali doesn’t believe in Churchills maxim of “in victory, magnaminity” , as he has gone all sulky and little girl, hissy fit mode:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/alastair-campbell-boris-johnson-c-23211126

Boris might be a “blond clown” as well as a “cunt”, but nobody apart from a few queenly remainers will ever be such a clowning cunt as that ugly motherfucker

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

And a just-in-time New Year addition from Quick Draw McGraw:

A first nomination of the year for Alastair Campbell for his comment on the appointment of the new BBC Chairman, Richard Sharp. He was an advisor to the albino walrus when he was Mayor of London, and to Rishi Sunak on the UK’s economic response to COVID-19. He was also Rishi’s boss at Goldman Sachs and has donated money to the Tories.

Campbell said of the appointment: “Ex Goldman Sachs boss of, and lately assistant to, Sunak. The anti public service contingent really are getting all their people in on the inside now. Trump and Orban watch on in admiration”. How quickly he forgets how many lefty placemen, and women, the Labour party installed in such positions when they were in power. This is especially true of his former boss, Blair, who stuffed the quangos full of his own cronies, including Gavyn Davies, who was BBC Chairman from 2001 to 2004. That would be the Gavyn Davies who worked for Goldman Sachs, prior to his appointment at the world’s most impartial broadcaster.

There’s no hypocrite like an old hypocrite. And there’s no cunt like an old cunt.

Bit of a niche one this:

Doomsday preppers/ the survivalist types.

I think this is more of an American thing, but seems to be slowly creeping over here.
The survivalist thing has been around for some time, but it seemed to increase in the late 90s/early 00s whether that was due to 9/11 and the Y2K thing I don’t know. These lot have been preparing for an “I am legend” or “The Road” type scenario for years. The worlds been going to end for the last 40 years. I don’t know if they think one day they’ll be right and have the last laugh and be able to say I told you so. Right before they end up carking it with the rest of us.

They seem to spend all of their time focussing on buying equipment and accumulating weird and wonderful gadgets and gear, but they’re generally fat fucks, who don’t look like they’d be capable of walking upstairs without having a stroke, never mind trekking across country for 100s of miles. There seem to be a lot of what I call “neckbeards” that have adopted this “hobby”.

Many of them look like they couldn’t go a day without a couple of packs of Mars Bars and several 3 litre bottles of cola, never mind forage for food and water in the wilderness.

Always seem to have a bit of a weird Josef Fritzl/Jeffrey Dahmer vibe about them too.

(There’s actually a TV show about these loons. Click here for the deets. – NA)

Nominated by: Harold Steptoe

Helena saw her mother and some other family members at the Washington protest. She then named and shamed them on social media leading to her mother telling her to get lost and support herself.

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-the-monday-edition-1.5868846/why-this-teenager-publicly-id-d-her-family-at-d-c-s-pro-trump-protests-1.5868872

The woke baby I has now started a go fund me.

“ As you may know from recent twitter and news sources I have called out my mother for her actions. At the moment I have no idea how I will be paying for college as I have little financial support. I have a dream of one day becoming a lawyer but I need help to get there. I hope to attend college and then go into the peace corps. Eventually I hope to enter into law school. I want to make the world a better place I just need some help.”

Tough shit, go earn your own money and learn some fucking respect for your mother and others right to hold different opinions.

Snot nosed cunt.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit 

(One suspects it would have been a different story had she gone on a protest march against Trump! – DA)

Police Ombudsman Marie Anderson is a cunt who has criticised NI chief con Simon Byrne for apparently being harsh on BLM and easy on a demonstration against monument trashing.

‘Chief Constable Simon Byrne has apologised after the Police Ombudsman found justification in claims the handling of the Black Lives Matter protests was unfair and discriminatory.

A report by Police Ombudsman Marie Anderson stated it was “not intentional and not based on race or ethnicity”.

Now here’s a thought. Think risk assessment. Where lies the threat to public order?
Loyal citizens protesting the trashing of our heritage by BLM as seen in Bristol, London etc? –
OR, a bunch of jigging BLM cunts whose adherents have carried out statue trashing on the mainland, while a bunch of cowardly police cunts stood by.

Marie Anderson you are a trendy woke pathetic cunt and the NI chief constable deserves a commendation for not allowing BLM vermin to run riot. Mainland forces should take note, not the fucking knee.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

More here – DA https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/opinion/viewpoint/psni-must-learn-lessons-from-report-39889684.html

A gaze-on-it-and-weep, woe-is-me cunting please for vision of lovlieness Ms. Murrell, a psychology student, no less, who has been “crying into her Terry’s Chocolate Orange”, because of lack of support for her course at the Snowflake University:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-55550376

God knows how the BBC find so many woebegone wimmin to plaster on their news site – it is just surprising she is not a POC.

Why can’t people read books and learn their subject on their own without needing constant support and hand holding these days?. I did, and I am sure most of my fellow cunters did. I remember studying on board ship in a tiny little space, I burnt the midnight oil, and I never expected the Captain to come along and reassure me.

Anybody so unsure of themself should never have started a course in 2019, it was made quite clear they would be in “unprecedented times”, they rushed to do it, and now regret it. I wouldn’t employ them.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs