Dead Pool [196]

Congrats to Shaun who correctly predicted the last stand for Capt. Tom. The NHS fund raiser and all round good egg was 100. Nearly always getting first dibs on the frail and hopeless, how does Shaun do it? Amazing! – NA. 🙂

On to Deadpool 196.You know the rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

Not Fat Cunts, but Beautiful Fat Cunts

Just popped round to see my elderly neighbour and he was watching the Marxist Channel 4.

The programme was about a 41 stone “non binary” creature moaning about not being a normal 20 something.

It is one of the vilest things I’ve ever seen. This fat fuck just lying around the house, most probably on benefits wallowing in it’s pit like a mature sow. Just looking at this thing waddling around was enough to send me into a stratospheric anger that worried Mr Davies no end.

It should be put to work in the field picking stones at threat of a sjambok being used on it. The mother was bad enough excusing the thing and making excuses. It really looked like it should be in a farrowing crate, how the fuck do these things turn into this?

It was depressing as fuck watching it trying to get up off the sofa and stroking it’s enormous girth while eating bacon and egg sandwiches.

Why oh fucking why do they bother giving it supplementary oxygen at night, a waste of money and time!

Vomit inducing it was cunters, I feel sick now, off to bed, just glad I’m not a fat wastrel who needs oxygen, ah cunts!!!!!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

… and there’s this from Texas Trumptard

The New Beautiful.

This nom is basically another Obesity cunting but more. We are expected to believe, accept, and celebrate the opposite of what we all know is truly beautiful. Adverts, magazine covers, etc now display obese women as beautiful. Usually other boxes are ticked as well as she will be other than white and have a lezzy vibe too.
The wokewaffe have infiltrated their bullshit into every source of information to make sure we get our daily dose.
My own eyes, stomach, & cock must not be woke because when I see that shit I turn away, get nauseous, and my cock hides like a turtle.
Denial of reality is insanity. It sucks to see Insanity everywhere these days.
For sure the cunts that force this shit on us don’t fantasize about a fat, green-haired, tattooed, mixed race, androgynous, weirdo when they masturbate.
How about a happy medium like a beautiful, fit, feminine woman but not photoshopped to perfection?
Obesity makes you unhealthy, a burden to others, and disgusting by CHOICE.
Be happy with yourself but don’t be thinking that the fat-weird version of yourself is beautiful.
Only a cunt would try forcing me to see beautiful when all you are is someone who chooses to fuck themselves up. That makes you ugly inside and out.

Lily Allen (13)

An attention seeking cunting for Lily Allen the musical mong again.

As she isn’t able get out for attention now, she has to tweet, squawk more like about being adducted to weight loss pills.

I for one hope she sticks with the pills until she has lost enough weight to flush herself down the fucking toilet, no more ear fucking….

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55679233

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

Dead Pool [195]


Congratulations to Baron Bastard who correctly predicted Tony and Oscar-Winning Actor Hal Holbrook would be the next dead dude. Holbrook was 95.

On to Deadpool 195.You know the rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

My Nominations (Shaun)

Captain Sir Tom Moore
Carlos Menem
Rush Limbaugh
Dai Davies
Gerd MĂĽller

Greene King

A diverse cunting for East Anglia brewers Greene King.

In the spirit of the great and glorious 21st century phenomenon of not offending non-white people and that only black lives matter, Greene King have decided to rename the Black Boy in Bury St Edmunds because “the name could cause offense to some people” and they’re looking for suggestions for a new name.

I would suggest perhaps “The White Slaver”, “The Evil imperialist”, “The White Trash” or perhaps “The Honky’s Head” the later being accompanied with a pub sign showing the aforementioned head on a plate help by a black headsman.

However it is likely this could offend some white folk, not that this seems to be anything that needs to be considered these days.

Frankly,GK should simply have grown a pair and told these poor easily offended people to fuck the fuck off…

Link to story :
https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/local-news/greene-king-rename-four-pubs-19632345.amp

Nominated by: Dioclese

And seconded by: mikdys

Please publish this one – Greene King have done exactly this with the Black Boy in Shinfield Berks.

I remember, back in the 80’s, they had an inset in the wall outside and a wooden manikin of a black native boy inside it. Looked like it had been there for many years and the owners kept it painted up and looking good. Then, in the 90’s I think if might have been, the manikin went and the sign changed to a chimney sweep’s boy. Then in the 00’s the signage changed to a black horse.

I thought it was bad in the 80’s, buckling to political correctness, but having to change the name completely is absolutely taking the pee.

We could do with somebody like Putin running the UK. He’s on record as saying:”immigrants need Russia more than Russia needs immigrants so, if immigrants don’t like what Russia is, they should go elsewhere”. The same applies to “wokes” – go and be a (unt elsewhere!