The Ministry of Defence Goes Woke (2)

The MOD and how it is making the Chinks and Russkis piss their pants. And not with fear.

The Ministry of Defence’s new £110,000-a-year diversity chief is taking aim at ‘sexist’ ranks in the armed forces including rifleman, airshipman and airman.
Samantha de Forges, who was appointed in the new role in February, is leading a review into military titles which will happen next year.
The head of the Royal Navy, Lord Ian West, who may be forced to give up his title, last week described demands to change ranks as ‘ultra, ultra-woke pressure’.

Why in god’s name has this nonsense penetrated the military? If a woman serves in the Navy then call her a seawoman not a fucking seaperson. What the fuck does it matter? Why are we paying this pointless cunt £110 000 pa?
There is bullshit talk of a ‘welcoming and inclusive’ culture. Women have served for decades without this rubbish. But wait, perhaps this is a prelude to swelling the ranks with gays and trannies.

Our enemies will think twice before taking on our ‘welcoming and inclusive’ armed forces.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

Helpful link provided by:Cupid Stunt The First 

The MOD’s New Diversity Chief

Windsor Castle Pikeys

(I suppose Plod had to beg with a “please” and “thank you” to encourage these cunts to move on – DA)

Pikeys are getting more daring.

Windsor residents, and no doubt the Queen, were stunned to see a group of 30 Pikey caravans take residence on Windsor Long Walk right in front of the Queen’s private quarters.

They refused to budge but were eventually persuaded to move, no doubt to trouble some other poor buggers who don’t happen to be members of the Royal Family.

The audacity of these morons, parking right in front of the Queens residence! The Long Walk is open certain hours to the public so they were being blocked as well.

Is nothing sacred to these feral scum?

Windsor Castle Pikeys

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Slapheads (2)

I am one. But I’ve been one for over twenty years. I shave my head every day because I like the look – I don’t want to look like Max Wall (I’ve think I’ve been here before but fuck it).

There’s a advert that’s boiling my blood. The cunt’s in the barber’s and he’s got a Tintin hair cut and won’t let his barber at it. Fuck the cunt. Strap him down, use a pair of clippers to take everything off, and then throw the cunt in a skip.

I’ve tried to find a link but I’m trashed so am finding it difficult.

BLM! Bald lives matter!

Fuck off.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt 

Spanish Equality Stamps

The Spanish post office issued a series of stamps to raise awareness of racial prejudice, but have themselves been accused of racism since the stamps are in various skin tone colours: the light brown ones are 1.60 euros, whilst the black ones are 0.70 euros. This has naturally caused ‘outrage’ as the stamps have been deemed as racist.
Moha Gerehou, an author who has written about racism in Spain, said that though these stamps were a good idea they unconsciously transmitted the idea that black lives were worth less than white.
“The campaign has an insurmountable underlying problem: what comes out from this is that black stamps have less value than white ones,” he tweeted.
“What is transmitted and what remains is a huge contradiction: a campaign to show the equal value of our lives puts into circulation stamps with an unequal value according to colour. The message is an absolute disaster. It is racist.”

I presume the Penny Black must be racist then.

Racist Stamps

Nominated by: mystic maven 

The BAFTAs (3)

Watched a half-hour or so of this so-called prestigious awards show earlier tonight on the Beeb, as there was basically nothing else worth watching on prime time TV. Pretty drab show with monotonous nominations, until the ‘piece de resistance’ nom was announced – the ‘must-see moment’. It was apparently voted for by the public.

The programme host made a great play in deciding who, from the virtual audience, was going to announce the winner, eventually arriving at a nice white family who had to deliver the news that the Britain’s Got Talent performance by Diversity where they phucking took the knee on the show, was the winner.

Had to switch over to anything as my piss boiled and the danger of me throwing something through my TV rose as Ashley Banjo wallowed in his glory.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-57331430

Nominated by: knobrot

And here’s some more, from Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

The Baftas.

Blacks and faintly talented Afros and shirtlifters.

Any straight white person of talent may as well pack it in and shelf stack. The only criteria applied now is how black/gay/preverted is it?
This is not diversity it is affirmative action where color or preversion trumps merit every time.

https://news.sky.com/story/bafta-tv-awards-2021-the-full-list-of-winners-12326588

Drama – Save me too. Guess what colour?
Comedy – Big Narsty. As above.
Entertainment – the Ranganation. Unfunny shite with an Asian twist.
Entertainment Programme – Life and Rhymes. Benjamin Zephaniah. Shit poet who happens to be ? John Cooper Clark he aint.

If you can be arsed to go down the list it is mostly the same. Programmes no fucker watches but full of worthy macaroons. Let’s hope none get cancelled
like the last shitshow.

Black Luvvies Mostly

Chiggun.