(I suppose Plod had to beg with a “please” and “thank you” to encourage these cunts to move on – DA)

Pikeys are getting more daring.

Windsor residents, and no doubt the Queen, were stunned to see a group of 30 Pikey caravans take residence on Windsor Long Walk right in front of the Queen’s private quarters.

They refused to budge but were eventually persuaded to move, no doubt to trouble some other poor buggers who don’t happen to be members of the Royal Family.

The audacity of these morons, parking right in front of the Queens residence! The Long Walk is open certain hours to the public so they were being blocked as well.

Is nothing sacred to these feral scum?

Windsor Castle Pikeys

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

I am one. But I’ve been one for over twenty years. I shave my head every day because I like the look – I don’t want to look like Max Wall (I’ve think I’ve been here before but fuck it).

There’s a advert that’s boiling my blood. The cunt’s in the barber’s and he’s got a Tintin hair cut and won’t let his barber at it. Fuck the cunt. Strap him down, use a pair of clippers to take everything off, and then throw the cunt in a skip.

I’ve tried to find a link but I’m trashed so am finding it difficult.

BLM! Bald lives matter!

Fuck off.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt 

The Spanish post office issued a series of stamps to raise awareness of racial prejudice, but have themselves been accused of racism since the stamps are in various skin tone colours: the light brown ones are 1.60 euros, whilst the black ones are 0.70 euros. This has naturally caused ‘outrage’ as the stamps have been deemed as racist.
Moha Gerehou, an author who has written about racism in Spain, said that though these stamps were a good idea they unconsciously transmitted the idea that black lives were worth less than white.
“The campaign has an insurmountable underlying problem: what comes out from this is that black stamps have less value than white ones,” he tweeted.
“What is transmitted and what remains is a huge contradiction: a campaign to show the equal value of our lives puts into circulation stamps with an unequal value according to colour. The message is an absolute disaster. It is racist.”

I presume the Penny Black must be racist then.

Racist Stamps

Nominated by: mystic maven 

Watched a half-hour or so of this so-called prestigious awards show earlier tonight on the Beeb, as there was basically nothing else worth watching on prime time TV. Pretty drab show with monotonous nominations, until the ‘piece de resistance’ nom was announced – the ‘must-see moment’. It was apparently voted for by the public.

The programme host made a great play in deciding who, from the virtual audience, was going to announce the winner, eventually arriving at a nice white family who had to deliver the news that the Britain’s Got Talent performance by Diversity where they phucking took the knee on the show, was the winner.

Had to switch over to anything as my piss boiled and the danger of me throwing something through my TV rose as Ashley Banjo wallowed in his glory.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-57331430

Nominated by: knobrot

And here’s some more, from Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

The Baftas.

Blacks and faintly talented Afros and shirtlifters.

Any straight white person of talent may as well pack it in and shelf stack. The only criteria applied now is how black/gay/preverted is it?
This is not diversity it is affirmative action where color or preversion trumps merit every time.

https://news.sky.com/story/bafta-tv-awards-2021-the-full-list-of-winners-12326588

Drama – Save me too. Guess what colour?
Comedy – Big Narsty. As above.
Entertainment – the Ranganation. Unfunny shite with an Asian twist.
Entertainment Programme – Life and Rhymes. Benjamin Zephaniah. Shit poet who happens to be ? John Cooper Clark he aint.

If you can be arsed to go down the list it is mostly the same. Programmes no fucker watches but full of worthy macaroons. Let’s hope none get cancelled
like the last shitshow.

Black Luvvies Mostly

Chiggun.

Naomi Osaka is a cunt.

The world no.2 women’s tennis player is refusing to speak to the media after matches. Win or lose. She says it is harmful to her mental health.

I think she may be right as it sounds like she has gone crazy.

This miserable e cause for a woman is paid a fortune to play three sets of pat-a-cake on the female circuit. A laughable effort compared to the men who, let’s be honest, are the real draw that attracts tv and advertising money. The women’s game is a side show dominated for years by the bullying man-mountain that is Serena Williams and her girrafe-legged sister Venus. They now get virtually equal pay for doing much less work and being far less entertaining.

Osaka can no longer be bothered to attend post match interviews which is surely part of her highly paid role to promote the “sport”.

Having said that the boring, monotone, bland utterences that these lesbo robots come out with are well worth missing anyway. It’s the sheer arrogance of such grim-faced bitches that gets me.

Feck off.

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss

and helpful link provided by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Naomi Osaka Faces Ban