Black holes exist in this picture, but are rather low on the totem pole of ‘would’.
Cornell University are cunts.
Apparently they have created a new course examining the links between naming stellar phenomena and racism. Essentially they are saying that naming black holes as such is racist. Just to emphasise the teaching, a couple of rappers will delivering part of the course. Well that’s all right, then.
Nominated by: Dark key cunt
He’s been nominated 29 times, you try to come up with an imaginative caption.
Let’s hear it again for miniature statesman, Saddick as he calls for a “proper” enquiry into the Matt Hancock affair.
Why this little runt can’t jut TRY to get on with his real job of turning London into a Third World basket case, only he knows. He has to feel important – and to remind us yet again that his father was a bus driver. Not a lot of people know that!.
Hancock was almost a big a disaster as the London Mayor is, but it seems that Saddick Kunt isn’t intrerested, with his “proper” enquiry to discover how secret cameras were installed in government officers. I bet it would have been a different story if they had been around 20 years ago when Mandelson was bumming eager office boys desperate to become Labour MPs.
There are so many poofters in Khan’s party they find it hard to believe some men actually nob women. That is the source of their outrage. Meanwhile we have to endure the faux outrage of politics answer to Norman Wisdom.
Mister Grimsdale!!!……..
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs
The patron Saint of luvvies. Only bows down to the most Divine of Browns.
How’s about a Luvvie tax?
I think I’ve seen it all now. A group of prominent luvvies has proposed a tax on gadgets such as pc’s phones etc, to fund the UK ‘creative sector’. NB this doesnt mean engineering and science. It means luvvies. And poets I suppose. You know, prominent Corbynista, opinionated, limp wristed, me me me types.
I think St Marcus should get involved. One tweet and Boris will comply.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-57642147
Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble
Simon Le Bon there with a young Raheem Sterling. Teaching him to remember clunk click, every trip.
A right Royal (or nearly Royal) cunting please for the media, who, because Diana Spencer would have been 60 next week, though she checked out 24 years ago, are having a field day reliving 1997 again.
Chief culprits at the moment are the press, typified by this garbage from the Daily Mail:
Diana Death Crash Conspiracies
Enough already!
No doubt next week to add to the melodrama we will have the battling brothers back in town, and we will have to endure yet again Harry Hewitt’s mithering about how hard done by he is, how daddy cut him off without a penny – for fuck’s sake, you are 36 – act your age for God’s sake.
Nominated by: W.C. Boggs
Seconded by: Captain Magnanimous
The Diana statue is a cunt, isn’t it.
Prince Willy and the ginger whinger unveiled a statue of their mum but instead of an eyeliner’d floozy wearing a tee-shirt saying, “I ♡ Cock”, it was a woman with big funbags flanked by some kids.
It reminds me of that BRITS ceremony years ago where Michael “I sleep with ten-year-olds” Jackson sang his latest shite and to ward off rumours of kiddy- fúcking, Jackson surrounded himself ….with loads of kids. Naturally, they were all different colours, especially-selected, like a youthful United Nations, presumably to prove that Jackson doesn’t discriminate when child-fîddling.
Alternatively, the children in the statue could represent children from the tart’s many, many relationships. She was, after all, a bit of a cockaholic.
No chance this lump will do an Edward Colson.
Unfortunately.
What a car-crash of a statue.
Thirded by:Eddie Van Failen
The Princess Diana Statue is a total hideious cunt!
Wow! The big event. The one thing in the entire world that was going to “bring these two brothers together again”? A monument to the Queen Of Hearts. The anticipation. It made us all want to put Goodbye Englands Rose by Elton Johnny on our Ipod Nanno’s and stand and salute! We shall never be defeated!
The proudest British moment since Philip Schofield came out.
And then the sheet came off. LOL!!
Stood there all grey/green and misserable with some extras from the “Feed The World” pop video.
Even George Floyd’s statue is worthy of less trolling!
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Makes yer proud don’t it just?
This will mainly apply to the UK part of the equation.
Now when I was a kid, I feared the Law, not because I had done anything wrong but they were to be respected, a clip round the ear or a I will be talking to your parents was more than enough.
Then the world changed, human rights were miss interpreted and chaos took over.
I have a friend who is a police officer, I genuinely feel for him, Trust me I do.
Everyone has their rights, on the odd occasion he takes someone down they tell him all about them, no thought for what they had done or the victim but there rights are paramount.
We have lost the happy medium of the local bobby and the clip round the ear and moved into a world of special target ops to remove elements from the community when in reality, should things have been like they were “back in the day” we would not have this problem.
I write this post in regards to the Police constable who was held down by two men and had his throat cut by a third when making an arrest today.
Nominated by lord benny(not quite deceased, but close)
Link helpfully provided by RuffTuffCreampuff
https://www.policeprofessional.com/news/police-officer-has-throat-cut-during-assault/