I pray leave to move for an emergency motion under UN charter 666 to nominate the Cunt Tony Blair as being a shameless shitting himself lying spinning cunt.

You will have heard him attempt a pre emptive strike in lieu of the forthcoming Chilcunt report which will almost certainly criticise him for misleading Parliament, or at least it should if it is doing its job. He is sorry for acting on ‘Intelligence which was wrong about Saddams possession of WMD’ apparently. Well hold on right there. You see Blair you lying cunt, in actual fact there was no intelligence wrong or otherwise which claimed Saddam still possessed WMD. This was established during Alistair Campbells testimony in which he was unable to pinpoint what item of intelligence justified your bold assertion to Parliament that such possession was ‘beyond doubt’.

As a lawyer you know full well the import of such a phrase and you used it without justification. You lied in other words. If you had any intelligence which claimed this and which you acted on in good faith and which subsequently transpired to be wrong then you could be forgiven. But the fact is there was none. You are spinning a crock of shite today as if that was the case.

Fuck you , despite joining the Paedophile ridden Catholic church your concience is still eating you up as you look like a fucking skull.

Nominated by: Vermin Cunt Spotter

t’s time once again to nominate Tony Blair for a cunting. The worthless, warmongering, piece of shit recently told the world that the UK should send troops to fight ISIS in Iraq and Syria. Obviously this murdering cunt isn’t content with having the blood of tens of thousands on his hands, he wants even more blood, including that of British soldiers.

Well, I think it’s time for his two sons to be forced to join the army. He’s quick to send other people’s sons and daughters into danger. Let’s see how long his love of war lasts when he has to worry about whether his own sons will come home alive and in one piece. In fact, he should go there himself to fight. Let him experience first hand what it’s like having mortars, .50 Cal rounds and assorted small arms fire thrown at him. I’m willing to bet he won’t find war so wank worthy when it’s his own life at risk.

The biggest irony is that Blair and Bush are responsible for the rise of ISIS. Had they left Saddam Hussein alone, we would not be in the position we currently find ourselves in. Men like James Foley and the two other murdered hostages would still be alive. The hostages currently being held, would not be hostages.

In 1991 Norman Schwarzkopf, the allied commander during the first Gulf War predicted the chaos that would follow if Hussein was removed from power.

But Blair and Bush not only wilfully ignored all the advice to leave Iraq alone, they falsified evidence to make it look like Saddam Hussein posed a grave threat to the West. Strange as may sound, Hussein was actually a stabilising force in the Middle East. And those two dipshits removed that stability. In Blair’s case, I believe he did so knowing full well what would happen. He wanted to promote himself as one of the great leaders of the free world. A warrior against evil. And it didn’t matter how many died as long he got the adulation he craved.

Blair wanted a legacy. Well he has one, he’s a mass murderer. That’s his legacy. He’s killed as many people as Saddam Hussein. Not with own hands of course. But he is responsible for all those who have died in the ‘War on Terror’. And he’s responsible for those who WILL die in that war in the years to come. And believe me, it will be many years before this is over.

I despise Blair with every fibre of my being. It’s not often I’ll say this, but I really can’t wait for the day that evil creature snuffs it. That day, unfortunately is years away. I won’t celebrate, but I will not shed a single tear either. Too many people are dead because of him. And in the mean time, we have to suffer the injustice of watching that monster making millions of pounds.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw