Theresa May is still a monumental cunt…

The PM we all know and don’t love has announced plans to boost Britain’s investment in Africa after Brexit, during her first trip to the continent as prime minister….

In a speech in Cape Town, she pledged £4bn in support for African economies, to create jobs for young people….

4 billion?! Tickety fucking boo… But there’s only one (OK, three) problems with that…

1. The UK is supposed to be skint… It can’t afford decent police, a decent armed forces,
public transport is shit, health care is overran (guess why), bins aren’t emptied, libraries are closing etc…

2. Aren’t most of this lot now over here in Blighty anyway? Last March (the so-called Beast From The East) Manchester looked like a cross between the set of Zulu and Scott Of The Antarctic… Not to mention the hordes of them outside a Manchester court, ‘protesting’ because one of their ‘brothers’ had been (rightfully) sent down for rape…

3. The aforementioned dark chappies and their ‘wifeys’ don’t want to fucking work (and won’t)… They don’t have to, not with the UK lavishing free money, housing, and healthcare on them… Whatever they want, they fucking get… They want to get the cunts to work over here before they throw money at them to work over there…

So fuck off Appeaser May, you Judas cunt!

Nominated by Norman

Theresa May has got to be one of the UK’s better known cunts with a little power. She seriously misjudged the electorate when she asked them to strengthen her hand in Brexit negotiations. She was truly cunted at the ballot box and clung to power by doing a deal with the DUP, who have members and supporters who famously nearly cunted Thatcher into an early grave, in their assassination attempt at the Brighton hotel in October 1984. I nominate that May is cunted out of power by her backstabbing cabinet following a no-deal Brexit in March 2019. She has proved worthy of her nomination following her lukewarm concern at the Grenfell tower massacre and making such Tory-out-of-touch cunty remarks like “there’s no magic money tree” in response to concerns over the Tory austerity that’s ravaged the poor since 2010.

Nominated by northerncunter

While I’m on the subject of Brexit saboteurs, I feel I should once again cunt Theresa ‘The Appeaser’ May. Her white paper on what SHE thought Brexit should be was a load of shite. Contrary to what she and her lackey’s claimed, it did not, in any way keep faith with what the majority of the British electorate voted for in the referendum. She is an ignorant, arrogant, dithering, dictatorial twat, who only listens to those who tell her what she wants to hear.

Her latest act of twattery, has been to side line the newly promoted Brexit Secretary, Dominic Raab. It seems that after making a couple of pro-Brexit statements, May didn’t like what she heard and has decided that from now on, as she did with David Davies, SHE and Oily Robbins will be negotiating with…sorry…capitulating…to the EU. To me, what’s she’s done is a public statement that she has no confidence that Raab will do what she wants. What makes it even worse, is that she didn’t even have the decency to tell Raab to his face, in private. He only found out about it while he was in the middle of a select committee grilling.

If I were Raab, I would not have resigned immediately, I would have publicly told May that she could shove the job right up her arrogant arse, and announce that after the summer recess, I would not only be sending a letter of no confidence to the 1922 Committee, but that I would be devoting every waking hour to seeing her removed from Downing Street. As I’ve said before, May is as much a leader as I am an astronaut. Her refusal to carry out the will of the people, couple with incompetence, and her lies and attempts to fool the public, have rendered her unfit to hold the office of Prime Minister.

She has had TWO YEARS to get us out of the EU, and all she has to show for it is a white paper that I wouldn’t even wipe my dog’s arse on, never mind my own. What’s even worse though, is that she has the audacity to claim that it keeps faith with what we voted for, when she knows full well that it doesn’t.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

On 26th June 2016 Theresa May voted remain.

On 11th July 2016 she said “Brexit means Brexit” and that there would “no attempts to stay in the EU”.

On 13th July 2016 she became PM.
And there was much rejoicing.

On 6th December 2016 she said she wanted a “red, white and blue” brexit.

In January 2017 the IRA decided to stop participating in the power sharing peace process and the EU leapt on it. The EU decided to use the oirish as useful idiots to stall negotiations and threaten the resumption of hostilities between the Protestants and the Catholics if we leave the empire.
She got on her knees and puckered up.

In the build up to the general election on 8th June 2017 she said “strong and stable” about 10,000 times. She lost her majority and had to bribe the DUP with a billion pounds to keep a lifelong commie and terrorist sympathiser from destroying her government.
She is now Britain’s weakest ever leader with an unstable government and a non existent majority in the commons.

On 4th October 2017, at the Tory party conference, she gave no details on the utter failure of her “negotiations” with our “friends and partners”. She sounded weak and pathetic and even allowed that Lee Nelson prick to mug her off without getting her security to kick the shite out of him.
She didn’t even tell him to “fuck off”.

On 19th October 2017 she turned up at the EU summit with that stupid ‘I’m so happy to be here’ look on her face and sucked up shamelessly to all of Britain’s enemies.
Frumpenfurher Munkel and her lap dog Macaroni both stated that they’d stand united against Britain on the brexit buggering. Did she tell them to get fucked? Did she fuck.

On 8th December 2017 she agreed to pay the EU 39 billion pounds.

On 13th December 2017 she allowed remoaner Tories to side with comrade compo and force the deal to be ratified by the most untrustworthy, self serving, cuntish bunch of remoaners in the commons.
Thereby destroying any chance of a strong hand at the negotiating table.
No one was sacked or even suspended.

On 2nd March 2018, at her mansion house speech, she announced that EU fishing vessels will have access to our waters, and the EU would still have a say in who gets what as far as our waters are concerned, totally betraying the British fishing industry.

On 6th July 2018, at a cabinet meeting at chequers, she released her plan to capitulate unconditionally to the EU.

On 12th July 2018 she was called a “cunt”, by me.

The cunt.

Nominated by Deploy The Sausage

I think it’s time for Theresa May to receive another nomination. So, last Friday, she held her ministers prisoner until they agreed to the pile of shit that SHE has decided is going to be Brexit. She threatened them with the sack unless they agreed, which to me, is a sure sign that she is, as I’ve said before, NO leader. And all that was AFTER she had fucked off to get her boss, Merkel’s approval for her plan. Yep, she didn’t even have the decency to show her own ministers her plan before talking to the Fuehrer.

What makes me even more angry, is that this incompetent, dithering, weak willed twat, has the brass neck to claim that her plan ‘keeps faith with what voters wanted’. Well I fucking beg to differ. In no way, is what she’s proposing anywhere close to keeping faith with what 17.4 million people voted for TWO fucking years ago. When I went to vote that day, I remember seeing the question ‘do you want the UK to remain a member of the EU, or do you want the UK to leave the EU’? Underneath that were two boxes. One had the word Remain beside it, and the other had the word Leave beside it. I don’t recall there being a ‘third way’ option, telling us that we could have a worthless pile of severed donkey cocks, in which we have LESS power in the EU than we have now, and still keep taking orders from the EU whilst staying in the Single Market and the Customs Union. In other words, a Brexit that is NOT Brexit.

What May is proposing is NOT Brexit, and the fact that Ken Clarke, Anna Soubrey and Vince Cable are all backing this bullshit, is positive proof of that. And Barnier has said that the plan for the UK to leave is now 80% of the way there. The backing of these four cunts alone, is proof that we have been betrayed. For May to even think that she could get away with claiming that it WAS what we voted for, is a sure sign that she is a complete and utter CUNT! Richard Littlejohn wrote an excellent piece on this the other day. He said that May has wasted the past two years, dithering over ‘what kind’ of Brexit SHE wanted, and flying to Brussels to ‘negotiate’ our exit. It would have been nice if she actually had negotiated. But as far as I can tell, she hasn’t negotiated, she’s capitulated. She has given those unelected tools in Brussels every single thing they’ve demanded, and she’s come back with NOTHING that we wanted. The thing, it is not for her decided what kind of Brexit SHE wants. WE have already decided that for her.

Littlejohn also said that it should have been May who resigned, not David Davis or Boris Johnson, and he was right. Despite her oft repeated lie of “Brexit is Brexit”, May has done everything she possibly could to undermine the will of the majority. She never had ANY intention of taking the UK out of the EU. She is, and always has been, a remainer. Except during the referendum of course, when she mysteriously disappeared from public view. Since then, she has consistently undermined the so called Brexit Secretary, David Davis, by taking over the ‘negotiations’. To me, that’s a sign she didn’t trust him. He should have resigned long ago, or stood up to her and told her to either fuck off and let him do his job, or sack him. She became the Tory leader ONLY because that little shite, Gove, stabbed Boris in the back. And at the weekend he stabbed all the other leave ministers in the back by siding with May.

In my opinion, May’s position is now untenable. Since Johnson and Davis resigned, there have been at least two other resignations from government, and I doubt they’ll be the last. She is now the leader of the political version of the RMS Titanic. A true leader, a leader with principles, a working moral compass and honour, would do what’s best for the country and their party, and resign. But May is not a true leader. She insists she’s going to hold on to the bitter end. Unfortunately for all of us, that end is likely to see to that bunch of traitors in Labour form the next government. And damn that bitch for it.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw