I’d like to add my nomination to James ‘bog’ O’Brien as cunt of the year/decade/epoch.

I caught a whiff of his sanctimonious odour about a decade ago and like an idiot returning to a motorway toilet I caught the same smell when I tuned in recently. Brexit-hating is the turd he likes to roll about in and off he goes for three hours every bloody weekday morning, vilifying those who phone into his pathetic show if they happen to disagree with his blinkered Chiswick-based middle-class view of the world.

I would like to take him onto a parade ground and drill the bastard for three hours and knock some sense into his stupid hairy head. Whoever agreed to give him a contract at LBC needs their head looking at. Who is he supposed to appeal to? Stay-at-home mums, the elderly, angry jihadi-students and people whose lives don’t meet in the middle. At least he doesn’t have a prime-time slot and for that at least we should be grateful.

Nominated by Ben Philips.

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Our fuzzy faced faux-friend of the people, James O’Blarney has excelled himself in maths post-budget.

Continuing his long running radio show, with a daily dose of Brexit bashing, he was left a bit confused how right-wing (doublespeak for ‘fascist’) press (aka Daily Fail, Torygraph etc) have forgiven the Chancellor Phil Hand-me-down for a past litany of political land mines. All because he set aside 3 billion squids for a Brexit ‘no deal’.

James doesn’t understand why this is a cause for celebration and said the following which I quote:

“What did Philip Hammond do yesterday to get right-wing newspapers onside?         Answer – he put aside £3bn for the possibility of a no deal Brexit, something upon which everybody with an informed opinion agrees is going to be a disaster.” 

He then went on to say…

You could today be forgiven for thinking that you’ve woken up in a parallel universe, £3bn.”

…and this further gem…

“You can stick this on a t-shirt if you want or even the side of a bus, why can’t we take the money that we’re spending on Brexit, and give it all to the NHS?”

Whoa …..hold yer horses Einstein O’Brien.  A £3 billion contingency cost plus WTO tariff rules if no deal is reached. According to the head of WTO is a 5 billion cost to UK exporters and 9 billion charged to importers. Net 4 billion ‘profit’ for the Treasury. Ignore the 9 billion since the Treasury will probably pay it back to consumers anyway. So that’s a cost of 3 billion contingency plus 5 billion to the exporters. A total cost of 8 billion to the Government. That sounds like a bargain  even if it ends up costing a few billion more than that. Better than the 40 to 100 billion the EU is currently demanding with menaces.

O’Blarney must have been in the retard (sorry..remedial) maths class at his private school if he thinks 40 billion plus pounds is a preferable option. Remember cunters, J.O.B is the one with an “informed opinion”.  However, contrary to his grandiose self belief, his nous is looking a bit tatty around the edges, in fact,  it looks positively threadbare like his barnet these days…all that head scratching post-Brexit maybe? Plebs, thickos, racists….voted leave….how?… why? …

He should be doing a little Oirish jig, since the country he claims to love, will be saved from any further rack and ruin by the Dick Turpins of the EU –  if Mavis May does not fold like a cheap suit – to their highway robbery.

Everyday, post-referendum has been an opportunity for him to pollute the airwaves, bitching like a two bob whore who got short-changed by a punter. In his ideological world, he’s still in his student days at the LSE debating society where if he repeated himself often enough he got to be have his way. He has honed that skill since those days to always having the last snidey word on the radio. All ‘”ifs” and “buts” interjected like rapid machine gun fire to cut down all dissenting callers voices. A smug, holier than thou, know it all.

On Brexit, the economic price is irrelevant to him, just so long as we stay a prize hostage to the bandits of the corrupt EU. As for living in a parallel universe, he is firmly stuck in a Noel Edmond’s-esque world where any ‘Deal’ is better than ‘No deal’, even if the box Britain gets handed by the EU bankers at the end is as empty as Junker the drunker’s wine cellar after he has pulled an all nighter.

O’Blarney’s   ‘informed opinion’ …fuck it….who needs it?

Nominated by Mike Oxard.

London’s Biggest Cunt, James O’Blarney Bullshitter, is overdue for another front page.

Whenever, a peaceful comes on the line, on his show, he oozes so much empathy, I am starting to wonder whether he has switched teams. Running straight down to the Chiswick mosque, after his Friday morning show?

A little bit of advice James:  I don’t think you should take your missus’ yoga mat with you, so best take the rolled up doormat with you under your arm. Make sure you pray towards the East. In case you’re not sure, that would be White City. I realise that’s a bit downmarket for you, but then again, so is Mecca and I don’t mean the Bingo either. Remember, not to tell your priest about your conversion. Not that you’ll have to anymore, since you won’t need to go to confession. In fact, the more sins you commit – according to your favourite cult – the more points you pick up to get into their heaven. Points make prizes – with extra bonus points for atrocities commited against ‘infidels’.

On another point, whenever anyone who has suffered a disaster or had a crisis in their lives and phones in, he starts up his ‘Man of the People’ act with a large helping of faux sincerity. It is so transparent. Someone, please tell him, if he wants a career as an actor he needs to try harder. He will never win an Oscar at this rate.

Lastly, no one has to listen him, anymore, banging on about sharing a platform with ‘it’. The ‘it’, he was referrring to, being Katie Hopkins. For months he had taken sideswipes at her and Nigel of the Farage. Without doubt, highly unprofessional, and something I have never heard from any other presenters on LBC. I am amazed that the LBC management tolerate this type of behaviour. Perhaps, he has grown too big for his boots. He should remember, be nice to people on the way up, since you may meet them on the way down.

On 23rd May, he talked about walking away from the microphone in protest at Hopkins’ ill conceived tweet. He decided against this, because, as he said he ‘values his time with his listeners too much’. Oh really?…..No…..He values the pay cheque too much. He also cajoled his one million listeners to protest to the LBC management about her (deleted) tweet. Using his platform to assist in her sacking. What a steaming heap of sanctimonious bullshit from the Commander-in-Chief – of the peaceful propaganda arm – of the UK radio airwaves. I am sure in time, if he doesn’t land a full time role at the British Bullshit Corporation, he will be offered one by Al Jazeera, the Qatari State (royal family) funded, fake news and propaganda outlet.

I do hope he is reading this, so at least, he may pretend to be balanced and unbiased for a week or two, before reverting to type. Otherwise, no doubt, we will see his smug mug posted up here again very soon.

Nominated by Mike Oxard.