Gordon Ramsay is not a cunt.
He’s not a shagging Sara Stewart cunt.
He’s not an upsetting father-in-law Chris Hutcheson cunt.
He’s not a getting-a-superinjunction cunt.
He’s not a sexually-harassing cunt.
He’s not a randomly sacking staff cunt.

In fact, completely offshore blogger AllSeeingEye wants to make clear that Gordon Ramsay is just a completely random no hidden motive cunt.