“The alarm wakes you with a shock, the summer holiday is over and it’s time to face that inbox full of unread emails.
This time last week, life was very different. You enjoyed late nights, lazy mornings balancing family fun and you time.
Even if you enjoy your job, the transition from holiday to work can be hard, particularly in September as the days begin to shorten.”..
Luckily our State Broadcaster has some handy tips on how to avoid this catastrophe,and it’s not by resigning and living on the dole..
“Tara Humphrey, a primary care leadership consultant, advocates keeping her out-of-office on for her first day back.
“It’s about hiding, if you can, just to give yourself that bit of headspace.”
Very nice.
“It is not just the holiday itself that makes them so enjoyable and beneficial, the anticipation of going also plays a key role, says Dr Mark Williamson, chief executive officer of Action for Happiness, a charity.
And what type of holiday or how long you go for can make a difference to the overall impact.
Williamson points to what he says is “genuinely surprising” research , externalwhich suggests physically active holidays may be better for wellbeing than simply lying by the pool.”
Chief executive officer of Action for Happiness,a charity unsurprisingly..thanks for that and thanks to our BBC where nobody does fuck all of any importance.
Cloud cuckoo land cuntery from a world leader in it.
P45 Oven.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
Make me a coffee please. There aren’t any yanks on here !
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Some young cunt who had just started work told me that they found they were very tired after a day’s work. I patiently explained that that was why it was called ‘work’. I then said, if you are tired now, just think how tired you will be in forty years time!
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I think most days are the same for us on here, being retired yonks ago.
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Any worker that ‘needs’ any of that bullshit, pussy-weak advice as shown in the nom …. is not a good person to have on your payroll.
Day after holiday leave?
1. Go to work.
2. Do your job. (A job that you presumably asked-for at some stage & pledged to work hard-at during an iinterview).
3. No need for a third one here.
Useless cunts, the vast majority….
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^ Maybe should’ve opened with –
Any employed person that ‘needs’ any of that bullshit….
‘cos a worker, well, ..works.
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Don’t know who this article is referring to.
When I was working, two weeks was the most I could expect to take off during the Summer, and the return to work hardly came as a shock afterwards.
This reads like people who have had the entire Summer off work, like MPs. I can see that it might be a shock to them to find that they’re actually expected to make an appearance at the HoC, but never mind.
Find yourself a nice bench behind a pillar, out of sight, put the earplugs in and nod off, your useless wankers. Business as usual, then.
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Jobs that involve ‘inboxes of unread emails’ are not real work anyway. Soft cunts.
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Quite so.
The article,its authors and publisher are the types that this “lifestyle” type of soft shit is aimed at..
Fiddling about on “team” meetings from the settee,worrying about the latest thing some awful upsetting nazí like Farage said on social media before phoning up head office for a “personal ” day..
Nevermind,the country will tax its way to growth,another world first.
Cushy job? Get a job with a charity.
Cunts.
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No you filthy noʻnce enablers, im feeling nostalgic for the 80s.
When my country wasn’t full of third world, cousin fucking, stabby monkeys.
And someone could of strangled that public toilet lurker tony blair to death.
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This bullshit is another industry like racism or climate change.
All these charities, lifestyle coaches and councillors rely on weak-minded soppy bollocked wankers.
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Oh these poor little mites!
should we schedule a listening circle?
have a little cry in a group?
No wonder the country is fucked!!
full of bedwetters and Mardy pisspants.
ive worked with broken toes,
a snapped finger hanging backwards because the ligaments snapped,
proper work,
that makes you gasp for breathe and sweat like fuck,
the only time these cunts break a sweat is if their hard drives searched
as for holidays , I dont have them
I dont like them.
ive Just had mine,
holiday up a 30ft ladder cleaning the gutters,
very relaxing and time in the sunshine.
Rather than weeping like a kid
you should get some fuckin work done ,
fix your makeup
steady your bottom lip
and fuck off.🖕
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