is a cunt, possibly…
According to chunky Environment Secretary Dame Angela Eagle. She is advising the scum that they should stockpile food or they will be left ravaged or dead by El Nino:
Climate change is to blame, innit. Or is it Net Zero? Or perhaps Donald Trump? Whichever it is, we will be in for a hard winter as the biggest El Nino in the history of the world comes to take up where the covids left off.
Millions will die as Deliveroo fails to get through due to adverse weather patterns. The NHS will be thrown into crisis. PM Burnbum will have to put up taxes. The only chance of survival is to horde crisps and fizzy drinks now while they are still
available, and stay tuned to your BBC for updates.
The final straw is that Paul Chuckle has confirmed to me that supplies of Quality Street will be under threat this Christmas.
Are you scared yet?
Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.
II must admit CC is like an attack of the shits that won’t fuck off.
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I’m fed up with hearing about climate change, which we all know about! It seems to be a mantra for those “in power” or the smug elite to scaremonger us all.
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Stock up, well I’ve a large beer stash so I’ll get drunk and ignore all the el twato nonsense along with the rest of HM govt gaslighting and doom nonsense.
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Dame Fatty has her supplies stashed in the form of lard on her body, if society collapsed her starving neighbors can cook her and feed the proverbial 5 thousand
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People – many of them – admittedly are mongs.
Some cunt on social media or Dik Dok tells everyone the word will run out of bog roll, or bog roll is badly needed during the Covid lockdown.
So, scores of fucking retards (mainly wimmin, I have to say) bought and horded loads of Andrex and the like. Truth is, I never got it.
What did having a shit have to do with a Chinky bat virus? Also, does anyone use bog roll when washing their hands? No. So, what was all that bollocks about?
But, people did it, and they did it in droves. Like thick as shit human lemmings.
Probably the same fuckheads who banged pots and pans on the doorstep for our migrant mollycoddling NHS. Absolute brain dead social media slave morons of the highest order.
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