‘Today is my grandson’s first birthday. I have to take action for the sake of his future.’ So said Baptist Minister James Scrote at JSO’s latest jolly jape. The Rev was dressed in a Hi-Viz jacket made from fairy dust, having just walked barefoot to London from his home in Bicester.
And what form did this action take? Going on hunger strike perhaps? Throwing himself in front of the King’s horse in the Derby? Standing in front of a tank in Tiananmen Square? Self-immolation?
No, the Rev’s selfless act was to biro some words onto his hands and have his photograph taken.
No doubt when James’s grandson grows up he will be so proud of the brave sacrifice Grandad made for him.
Nominated by W C Boggs.
Well, I forgot one applaud the Reverends selfless sacrifice!
It must have taken him all of 20 minutes to scrub that dribble off the palms of his hands.
Did he go equipped with a magnifying glass, because I certainly needed one in order to read his earth-shattering message?
Daft cunt.
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For, not forgot
Scribble, not dribble ( although that works too )
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It’s not what’s on Jimmy’s hands that worries me,it’s what’s on his hard drive.
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The 71-year-old (fucker hysterically) added, “Wake up and smell the COFFIN. It is the responsibility of all of us to act now!”
The silly old fool, hopefully he will be in his COFFEE soon!
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Well jimmy sounds like a fun grandpa..
“Can we fly a kite grandpa..
Oh no the wind is needed to spin chinese wind turbines, that chop birds up..”
“Fuck it then, im off to huff glue with my mates, you daft old cunt..
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The cunt in the picture looks like an emaciated George Galloway.
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It’s lucky he’s not with that Swedish m0ng, Thundberk.
Raiders Of The Lost Chromosome
Indiana Moans & Prophets of Doom
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He’s from Bicester.
Just down the road from Piddington.
So doubtless he’s all in favour of importing 3rd World rapists and murderers en masse.
He’ll be at the Limp Dim Conference this week, looking forward to Ed’s speech to be delivered from a bouncy castle on Brighton beach.
Btw I could have sworn I wrote this nom.
I’d better keep off the mind-altering substances.
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If ever you visit Bicester Geordie, don’t forget your clubcard. The town has five Tesco stores.
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@geordie…seems you ain’t that glued up then… 🧥 I’ve already got it on 😩
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Morning Geordie. That Newcastle brown ale certainly packs a wallop. particularly after 8 bottles. 😁
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I think you might have done, Geordie. I took a double take when I saw I was supposed to be the writer. I wasn’t.
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some protests you have to grudgingly admire
That chinky stood in front of a moving tank in Tianamen square,
it crushed him,
now that was pretty brave and very funny.
The Buddhist monk who set himself on fire during the Vietnam War,
incredibly brave, bit puddled and again funny.
scrawling on the palms of your hands in biro ?
rubbish.
like a 8 yr old would do.
come back when you’ve got summat better.
ps
BIcester! haha he’s made that up the great fairy.
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ps
like his hat.
is he the new dr who?
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He should have used a soldering iron to burn his enthusiastic witterings onto the palms of his hands.
That’d test the strength of his conviction.
Morning MNC/all.
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That chìnky was delivering a takeaway to the tank driver, but the driver wouldn’t pay as he took over half a hour, and the food was cold..
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No oil means no electricity, no heating, no power, no plastics, no medicine, no fertiliser, no food, no nothing.
The whole of modern civilisation is predicated on the refining of crude oil.
Notice how these bastard protestors never have any tangible alternative suggestions to the issue they’re protesting about?
He’d be a Piddington cunt, loving darkıe immos until the parasites rock up on his doorstep.
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No hi Vis vests either.. the fucking idiot..!
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I’m 75 and some of my contemporaries embarrass me. I gave up scribbling on my hands as a child. He thinks there’s a sky fairy. The man’s a fool. As for people who glue themselves to the ground, there is a simple fix, leave them there. A bunch glued themselves to the floor in a car museum in Germany. At closing time the staff switched off the lights, locked the doors and went home. Most put out they were come the morning.
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Most modern clergy don’t really believe in all that religious stuff.
It’s a career choice.
Become an accountant, or become a vicar?
You get a free house being a vicar.
Hence why there’s so many hippies in the church nowadays.
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I would have been a swinging vicar back in the 60s – nude baptisms of nubile young ladies with big knockers. I would have got them into the Young Mothers Club pronto.
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Oxfordshire is fast gaining a reputation as the hypocrisy capital of Britain.
From the Lib Dem voters of Piddington, the nimby’s on Clarkson’s Farm, to this fucking idiot.
And in he thinks that the predicted low harvest after this summers weather was caused by oil consumption, he won’t like the results of a harvest in an oil free farming community.
The daft cunt.
And how did he get home?
Walk all the way back?
Like fuck did he.
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Another school ground kid embarrassed …did you see your g-dad at the weekend James? …ooh no he was on a stop oil march protesting…aah I thought I recognised him in the local paper with some scribble on his hands sooo radical, you must be so proud! …FUCK OFF LEAVE ME ALONE 😭
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This cunt makes a living out of believing in preposterous made up shit with no basis in truth whatsoever.
So he’s consistent at least.
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It’s cunts like this, Greta Møngberg and those failed art students who mince around dressed in red that make make me want the world to burn.
The police all over the rest of the world deal with these cunts robustly. A fucking good kicking and a wood shampoo from a police baton usually reminds them that they’re a bunch of attention seeking, gullible and hypocritical twats.
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Morning Odin, what vehicle would you chose to run over a swathe of protestors with?
I’d like to go 80’s…General Lee, B.A’s black and red GMC van or Colt Seavers’ GMC Sierra.
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If I may join,the Humber armoured car would be first choice.
Very few protesters would like that at all.
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For those glued to the road, a steamroller.
Driven as slowly as possible.
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Good morning Thomas, good morning all.
I would you with a Unimog with a 50,000 volt charged cow catcher on the front.
Purely because it’s nice and high up. Making the underside easy to hose entrails off.
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unimog
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Unimong
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Sherman Firefly with Cullin hedgerow spikes welded to the front hull.
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Trundling over said muppets in a F35 Lightning multi role fighter (ground role) and having reached the end of the line, torching the remains by flaring up to full throttle. Job’s a good ‘un!
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D9 ‘Doobi’
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Since posting that short 2 word comment, I have conjured a 4-word potential follow-up line so heartless, SO acerbicly caustic that – and bear in mind everything you’ve ever read on Isac – but the 4 words, I reckon, might be the ones that could see Isac (finally!)make the msm-outrage headlines. Maybe even parliament.
Yeah!
So to protect the site, I shall refrain from posting ’em.
🤐
Pity, though. 😄
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I wonder what they use to glue themselves to the road?
Modern superglue is shit. Nothing like the original stuff.
And how does it adhere to an oily surface like tarmac?
I don’t reckon they’re stuck at all.
The limp wristed fatsos won’t lay a finger on them, so how do they know?
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I’d use the truck that removes catseyes to unstick their hands
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Bicester and Piddington.
LibDems being raped here
Yay ! 😁
Fuck Off
Good morning 👍
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Old Jim had a nice day out in the big city, had some nice pictures to show his grandson, found some other old farts to play with outside the House of Cunts.
Lovely.
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Don’t say these fucking cunts are back to annoy us ? I’ll wait and see what you’ve got in store for us in the next hour, thank you.
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How fucking bored does a cunt like this have to be to get enmeshed in this braindead student politics guff?
In a proper country they’d all be shot or at least burnt crisp by a flamethrower.
Oh and confiscate his pension.
Cunts.
Good morning.
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What a shame the Reverend Jam E Scrote and his fuckwit friends didn’t try this stupidity when the Muslim bastards were driving vans over people in London.
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Not to worry, when the Caliphate of GB is complete this cunt and others like him will be killed..!
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Walked barefoot from Bicester to London, impressed. I walked barefoot from the bedroom to the Lavatory last week no lights cos I’m hardcore. Trod on a packet of those really sharp screws that one of my furry fuckers had liberated from my tool bag.
From now on no bare feet on nightly rambles. Writing on one’s hands with biro doesn’t really cut the serious protester does it. Should have got a friend to write the slogan across his arse cheeks big letters, at first sight of press camera trousers down bend over pulling his cheeks asunder for more impact. Voila if nothing else a night in the nick. As a previous cunter mentioned, check his hard drive. Will this pointless bollocks ever end? I suggested to a local policeman (so rare that sightings attract hoards of police twitcher) these cunts start climbing gantry’s etc why not use air rifles and paint ball guns to get the fuckers down. I think the reason they do not encourage the fucktards to come down is they can spend their whole shift sitting in a warm van with an occasional womble about then go home, I’d do the same.
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The weapon of choice would be a Lee Enfield .303. One hit dead.
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Ask anyone of these morons what they will replace oil with and they have no idea. I wish the police would Tiananmen square the fuckers. Sadly that treatment is reserved for the “far right” or as everyone else knows them patriots.
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Imagine walking into church as a recovering porn addict and being confronted with a massive cunt.
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A hairy one at that
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No fool like an old fool they say. This thing proves it.
Lib Dem voting knob.
The hi-vis jacket and biro are both products of the petro-chemical industry.
Wanker.
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If he were a true Christian he’d have himself nailed up on a cross and come back from the dead after a few days. Didn’t see Christ giving it I’ve scribbled a message on my hand.
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Anybody point out to him that half the stuff in his house wouldn’t be there if it wasn’t for oil. I bet he used an oil derived plastic biro to scrawl his stupid message on his hands. Looks like his glasses are probably held together by oil derived plastic too.
Stupid twat. He probably kept in touch with his missus using his mobile phone – reliant on guess what? Oil!
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