‘Today is my grandson’s first birthday. I have to take action for the sake of his future.’ So said Baptist Minister James Scrote at JSO’s latest jolly jape. The Rev was dressed in a Hi-Viz jacket made from fairy dust, having just walked barefoot to London from his home in Bicester.
And what form did this action take? Going on hunger strike perhaps? Throwing himself in front of the King’s horse in the Derby? Standing in front of a tank in Tiananmen Square? Self-immolation?
No, the Rev’s selfless act was to biro some words onto his hands and have his photograph taken.
No doubt when James’s grandson grows up he will be so proud of the brave sacrifice Grandad made for him.
Nominated by W C Boggs.
Well, I forgot one applaud the Reverends selfless sacrifice!
It must have taken him all of 20 minutes to scrub that dribble off the palms of his hands.
Did he go equipped with a magnifying glass, because I certainly needed one in order to read his earth-shattering message?
Daft cunt.
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For, not forgot
Scribble, not dribble ( although that works too )
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It’s not what’s on Jimmy’s hands that worries me,it’s what’s on his hard drive.
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The 71-year-old (fucker hysterically) added, “Wake up and smell the COFFIN. It is the responsibility of all of us to act now!”
The silly old fool, hopefully he will be in his COFFEE soon!
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Well jimmy sounds like a fun grandpa..
“Can we fly a kite grandpa..
Oh no the wind is needed to spin chinese wind turbines, that chop birds up..”
“Fuck it then, im off to huff glue with my mates, you daft old cunt..
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The cunt in the picture looks like an emaciated George Galloway.
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It’s lucky he’s not with that Swedish m0ng, Thundberk.
Raiders Of The Lost Chromosome
Indiana Moans & Prophets of Doom
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He’s from Bicester.
Just down the road from Piddington.
So doubtless he’s all in favour of importing 3rd World rapists and murderers en masse.
He’ll be at the Limp Dim Conference this week, looking forward to Ed’s speech to be delivered from a bouncy castle on Brighton beach.
Btw I could have sworn I wrote this nom.
I’d better keep off the mind-altering substances.
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If ever you visit Bicester Geordie, don’t forget your clubcard. The town has five Tesco stores.
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@geordie…seems you ain’t that glued up then… 🧥 I’ve already got it on 😩
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Morning Geordie. That Newcastle brown ale certainly packs a wallop. particularly after 8 bottles. 😁
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some protests you have to grudgingly admire
That chinky stood in front of a moving tank in Tianamen square,
it crushed him,
now that was pretty brave and very funny.
The Buddhist monk who set himself on fire during the Vietnam War,
incredibly brave, bit puddled and again funny.
scrawling on the palms of your hands in biro ?
rubbish.
like a 8 yr old would do.
come back when you’ve got summat better.
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BIcester! haha he’s made that up the great fairy.
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ps
like his hat.
is he the new dr who?
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He should have used a soldering iron to burn his enthusiastic witterings onto the palms of his hands.
That’d test the strength of his conviction.
Morning MNC/all.
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That chìnky was delivering a takeaway to the tank driver, but the driver wouldn’t pay as he took over half a hour, and the food was cold..
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No oil means no electricity, no heating, no power, no plastics, no medicine, no fertiliser, no food, no nothing.
The whole of modern civilisation is predicated on the refining of crude oil.
Notice how these bastard protestors never have any tangible alternative suggestions to the issue they’re protesting about?
He’d be a Piddington cunt, loving darkıe immos until the parasites rock up on his doorstep.
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I’m 75 and some of my contemporaries embarrass me. I gave up scribbling on my hands as a child. He thinks there’s a sky fairy. The man’s a fool. As for people who glue themselves to the ground, there is a simple fix, leave them there. A bunch glued themselves to the floor in a car museum in Germany. At closing time the staff switched off the lights, locked the doors and went home. Most put out they were come the morning.
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Most modern clergy don’t really believe in all that religious stuff.
It’s a career choice.
Become an accountant, or become a vicar?
You get a free house being a vicar.
Hence why there’s so many hippies in the church nowadays.
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Oxfordshire is fast gaining a reputation as the hypocrisy capital of Britain.
From the Lib Dem voters of Piddington, the nimby’s on Clarkson’s Farm, to this fucking idiot.
And in he thinks that the predicted low harvest after this summers weather was caused by oil consumption, he won’t like the results of a harvest in an oil free farming community.
The daft cunt.
And how did he get home?
Walk all the way back?
Like fuck did he.
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Another school ground kid embarrassed …did you see your g-dad at the weekend James? …ooh no he was on a stop oil march protesting…aah I thought I recognised him in the local paper with some scribble on his hands sooo radical, you must be so proud! …FUCK OFF LEAVE ME ALONE 😭
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This cunt makes a living out of believing in preposterous made up shit with no basis in truth whatsoever.
So he’s consistent at least.
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It’s cunts like this, Greta Møngberg and those failed art students who mince around dressed in red that make make me want the world to burn.
The police all over the rest of the world deal with these cunts robustly. A fucking good kicking and a wood shampoo from a police baton usually reminds them that they’re a bunch of attention seeking, gullible and hypocritical twats.
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