African Genital Theft

 

is a cunt.

“More than 80 people were killed between October 2025 and July this year following false accusations about what is termed “genital theft”, the BBC Global Disinformation Unit has found after gathering data from police forces across six African countries.

The killings are linked to rumours that a simple tap on the shoulder can cause a man’s genitals to shrink or disappear. They are being fuelled by widespread misinformation on social media.”..

The BBC Global Disinformation Unit strikes again..thank goodness for that.

“They were shouting that we had stolen someone’s genitals and we didn’t have any way to escape because there was a huge crowd,” Tanzanian mechanic Boniface Mgala told the BBC about his ordeal in April when he was badly beaten by those convinced he was a genital thief.”

“On the same day that Mgala and his friend were attacked, commercial photographer and businessman Michael Silavwe says he witnessed another similar assault in Tunduma, where he says anxiety had been building after videos about stolen genitalia had begun circulating on TikTok.

Outside his shop he saw people running and says he learned that a man had been accused nearby and was being beaten – and later set on fire.

“After they set him on fire, the police arrived at the scene and everyone scattered and ran away,” the 23-year-old told the BBC.”

Why these lovely countries are not amongst the most popular tourist destinations in the world escapes me.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

66 thoughts on “African Genital Theft”

  1. Well that’s lovely , isn’t it! This sounds like an easily verifiable crime. ‘Show us your dick mbogu. No, it ain’t been stolen, you just have a micro penis you dense cunt.’

    The same cunts have no issue putting their cocks in innocent (and dubious not so innocent bottle blonde slappers) white women or apparently beating and setting fire to people.

    Anyway this tale just reinforces my conversion to ethno-nationalism. Which of course makes me the bad guy here and demonstrates my inability to appreciate other people’s cultural intricacies.

    Amazon have cancelled my order for the crusader balaclava and the police have been round to tell me that my Flag of St George has offended the obese purple haired exceptionally ugly Lady Crocadilla pig down the road.

    Choose hope over hate they say. Hate shouldn’t be mistaken for revulsion and hope never fed the hungry.

    Sometimes I ponder how you can get different cultures to live together peacefully and it seems impossible when one or more of the cultures are populated by inherently violent people that have no capacity to live in a civilised society.

    Countries are places where people with shared culture live together and jolly along in their own version of society.

    Maybe Sir Lenny would be gracious enough to go and educate his brethren a little.

    How long until ‘The 15 second African’ is touted as a viable defence.

    Anyway got to run, I’m launching my voodoo stopper shoulder pads later.

  2. witchcraft.
    the source of most problems in life.

    whether your nudger has been stolen or your milk has curdled, your crops failed,
    or your baby barks like a dog.

    some fuckin crone or hag is behind it,
    consorting with imps
    and dancing widdershins.naked in the moonlight.

    ive the ability to spot witches that hide amongst us.
    suella braverman, shes one.
    you can bet she has a army of flying monkeys.,
    set her head on fire.

    if she complains?
    admission of guilt.
    then drown her.

    • There’s a few witches in the government for sure. They are fixated on hating men and writing spells to punish us.

      The latest wheeze is that a woman you have cohabited with for three years will get the same rights as a if you were married.

      If Philipson, Rayner or Philips ever taps you on your shoulder check your dick is still there, those cunts would actually take your genitalia.

      If your live in domestic is a bit of a harpy now would be a good time to give her the boot before she becomes entitled to kick you out of your own gaff.

      • Errr doesn’t that make marriage both pointless and worthless?

        Also, if some poor sod has a bird he never marries, but who fucks everyone from the milkman to the meter reader and he kicks her out. He has to pay the slag ‘maintenance’ for his whole life?

        Legally, this is going to get shat on. Rayner really is a thick slag.

  3. by the pricking of my thumbs
    something wicked this way comes..

    Round here we used to know how to deal with witches.
    pop em in a wickerman,
    nice warm fire on a autumn day,
    treacle toffee, good day out for all the family.
    Labour Council put a stop to it.

    when firewood was scarce we’d pop a boulder on em, crush em.
    or drown em in the river on a ducking stool.
    but oh no,
    inhumane!! human rights,
    fuckin tories that time.

    No wonder you can’t move for witches nowadays, like seagulls and pigeons.

    • Rishi merely toyed with the idea (he never did it. He didn’t have the balls) of putting these vermin on a plane to Rwanda. And, it was human rights, high court judges rimming black arse, and ‘But… But it’s racist’ from scores of whining left wing sons (and daughters) of bitches.

      It was in fact nothing wo do with human rights. It was at attempt at pest control.

  4. It’s quite simple, GB will be a much better stronger place.

    The deportation of every fucking ethnic cunt that has rocked up since the 1950’s and their offspring.

    Especially that race baiting twat that was on the telly tonight biching about GB and fucking slavery.

    We fucking led the abolition of fucking slavery. Much bleeding good it did us.

    So, the answer is simple.

    DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT.

    🇬🇧🤬🔥☠️

    • Indeed Doc.
      The great Ray Davies of the Kinks was asked as far back as 2003 what he now thought of the England he once loved and immortalised in song.

      Ray said it was now a weak country, a soft touch and a place that was losing its identity. I dare say Davies is now seen in the same way as Morrissey. A horrible little englander, who oh so offends the left wing woke circus freaks and the Glastonbury tripping trust fund turds.

  5. And the government we all know and hate is now going on about changing laws to make parents pay for evil kids and their crimes. Well, I have a better idea that will benefit more people…

    Every Paki cunt (because it’s 99% them) who creates noise pollution on a hospital ward with their cursed mobile phones – whether it’s playing loud shite, talking endlessly themselves, or screeching Paki offspring on the other end – gets a heavy fine the first couple of times they do it. A third time, and it’s jail time and a lifetime ban for using any phone or device in a public place. Because this happens in every NHS establishment in this country, and it is a disease that disturbs the peace and wellbeing of many decent but sick people. Fuck the staff, because they allow the cunts to do it and they just stand by. For a start, if I had even a tenner for every time these fuckers have disturbed me in the last five years, I’d be rich as fuck. But, it really is a disgrace and, of course, nothing will be done.

    • And, there’s one particular old Parky Stan Lee fuck who simply knows he can get away with it, so he just pisses in our faces.

      He’s been told time and time again (and in his own ‘language’) that he should use headphones like any other normal and decent human being. The soft as turd staff even give him fucking free headphones to use on his bastard phone.

      Does he use them? Does he fuck. The old piece of filth knows full well what he’s doing, Naturally, the spineless gets who work there give it the age and language barrier excuses. The cunt must nearly be 90 by now, but he has plagued our kidney unit since I got there in 2021, and he is still doing it. He also farts like a horse in front of ladies (both patients and staff) without giving a single fuck.

      His demise cannot come soon enough.

      • I’ve become a frequent flyer in various daycare units, and I agree with you, Norman, on the subject of mobile phone use in public places.

        At most, they should be used for messaging. I consider it the height of bad manners to make or receive actual calls, and earphones should be compulsory if the device is being used to access anything with sound.

      • I can only ask that you cut the staff some slack Norman. Can you imagine what would happen to them if they were to reprimand a Paki?

  6. I was hoping that “genital theft” meant the removing of various cunts and pricks currently infesting the House of Commons but particularly Burn’em and his coterie of ignorant know-nothing learned-nothing blockheaded pipsqueak student union Trots.
    I am now depressed.
    Not surprised at the utter ignorant primitive crap that “the cradle of humanity” remains in. Waiting for the latest “charity” advert…
    THIS IS SN URGENT APPEAL, for any spare genitalia you can donate. Little M’kwame had is penis stolen while his mother was out collecting water. Please donate any spare penises you may have to allow little M’kwame to reach manhood. Even a white penis will do, and will also act as a symbol of atonement for the colonialism.
    Please donate your spare genitalia. preferably with complete ball sack, to OXDICK or UNICOCKand give M’kwame a future. Thank you.

  7. CORRECTED IMPROVED AND UPDATED.

    I was hoping that “genital theft” meant the removing of various cunts and pricks currently infesting the House of Commons but particularly Burn’em and his coterie of ignorant know-nothing learned-nothing blockheaded pipsqueak student union Trots.
    I am now depressed.

    Not surprised at the utter ignorant primitive crap that “the cradle of humanity” remains in. Waiting for the latest “charity” advert…

    THIS IS AN URGENT APPEAL, for any spare genitalia, preferably penises, but non genitally mutilated vaginas also accepted that you may have lying around. (Cue violin music and image of boy with flies around his crusted nostrils and eyes)

    Little M’kwame had his penis stolen, spirited away by ju-ju magic. while his mother was out collecting water. Please donate any spare penises you may have to allow little M’kwame to reach manhood. Even a white penis will do, and will also act as a symbol of atonement for the white supremacist British Empire and colonialism.
    Please donate your spare genitalia. preferably with complete ball sack, to *OXDICK or *UNICOCK and give M’kwame a future.

    THANK YOU.

    *Endorsed by the biggest simultaneous cunt, prick and arsehole on the planet. Foreign Secretary Ed Miliband and of course regulator, OfGen the Office for Genitals, aka the Foreign Office, it’s full of them, pricks cunts and arseholes.

  8. Accusations of witchcraft, beatings and murder based on penis theft. Ah the joys of Africa coming soon to an English village thanks to Eyebrows Burnham.

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