African Genital Theft

 

is a cunt.

“More than 80 people were killed between October 2025 and July this year following false accusations about what is termed “genital theft”, the BBC Global Disinformation Unit has found after gathering data from police forces across six African countries.

The killings are linked to rumours that a simple tap on the shoulder can cause a man’s genitals to shrink or disappear. They are being fuelled by widespread misinformation on social media.”..

The BBC Global Disinformation Unit strikes again..thank goodness for that.

“They were shouting that we had stolen someone’s genitals and we didn’t have any way to escape because there was a huge crowd,” Tanzanian mechanic Boniface Mgala told the BBC about his ordeal in April when he was badly beaten by those convinced he was a genital thief.”

“On the same day that Mgala and his friend were attacked, commercial photographer and businessman Michael Silavwe says he witnessed another similar assault in Tunduma, where he says anxiety had been building after videos about stolen genitalia had begun circulating on TikTok.

Outside his shop he saw people running and says he learned that a man had been accused nearby and was being beaten – and later set on fire.

“After they set him on fire, the police arrived at the scene and everyone scattered and ran away,” the 23-year-old told the BBC.”

Why these lovely countries are not amongst the most popular tourist destinations in the world escapes me.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

52 thoughts on “African Genital Theft

  1. Well that’s lovely , isn’t it! This sounds like an easily verifiable crime. ‘Show us your dick mbogu. No, it ain’t been stolen, you just have a micro penis you dense cunt.’

    The same cunts have no issue putting their cocks in innocent (and dubious not so innocent bottle blonde slappers) white women or apparently beating and setting fire to people.

    Anyway this tale just reinforces my conversion to ethno-nationalism. Which of course makes me the bad guy here and demonstrates my inability to appreciate other people’s cultural intricacies.

    Amazon have cancelled my order for the crusader balaclava and the police have been round to tell me that my Flag of St George has offended the obese purple haired exceptionally ugly Lady Crocadilla pig down the road.

    Choose hope over hate they say. Hate shouldn’t be mistaken for revulsion and hope never fed the hungry.

    Sometimes I ponder how you can get different cultures to live together peacefully and it seems impossible when one or more of the cultures are populated by inherently violent people that have no capacity to live in a civilised society.

    Countries are places where people with shared culture live together and jolly along in their own version of society.

    Maybe Sir Lenny would be gracious enough to go and educate his brethren a little.

    How long until ‘The 15 second African’ is touted as a viable defence.

    Anyway got to run, I’m launching my voodoo stopper shoulder pads later.

  2. witchcraft.
    the source of most problems in life.

    whether your nudger has been stolen or your milk has curdled, your crops failed,
    or your baby barks like a dog.

    some fuckin crone or hag is behind it,
    consorting with imps
    and dancing widdershins.naked in the moonlight.

    ive the ability to spot witches that hide amongst us.
    suella braverman, shes one.
    you can bet she has a army of flying monkeys.,
    set her head on fire.

    if she complains?
    admission of guilt.
    then drown her.

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