are cunts.
Now that Auntie Kweer has departed this political coil, it is time to find more talentless motherfuckers like him to laugh at. Step forward the bargain basement version of Harry Hewitt & Meghan, or the Beckhams – the thick as pig shit pair the Swash-Solomons.
It seems they have moved out of their home, “Pickle Cottage” – which sounds the sort of name a pikey might give his caravan and here they are displaying their wealth with a display of vulgar ostentation.
He is an ex-soap actor she is an ex Primark model and alleged singer. If they can do it, so can we (if we were coarse and desperate enough):
Nominated by W C Boggs.
I read an article about this ( it had a click bait headline and I fell for it ).
The comments from the “fans” were hilarious, you’d have thought they were announcing their imminent deaths ( please, God ).
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yup. I read all the hand wringing, simpering arse licking bollocks written in the AOL article about this non story, then went to read the comments and was instantly violently sick…..
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They should state their position on Palestine.
we have a right to know!
Not really sure i know who they are.
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the Swalomons better not be moving round here.
The cockney pair of twats.
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Heard they are MNC,also heard they’re looking for a reliable and friendly local removal man,cash of course !.
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well I don’t know one
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@mnc… unfortunately they’ve heard about the country cream gates and resent a northerner showing any wealth 🤑 …you reap what you sew 😩
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I think they made a great mistake moving to the country. Nothing there for them. They should have gone to Soho and opened a crack den, plus it is close enough to Piccadilly Circus for her to turn tricks and Joe could advertise himself as rough trade for elderly quare businessmen.
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Our Stace is Jewish, Mis.
I don’t suppose the BBC will bother with the Ed Sheeran treatment in her case.
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I see Ed Sheeran bowed to pressure.
what a little pussy.
He should of doubled down.
had Stacey Solomon as a support act.
maybe Bernie winters and shnorbitz.
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Or Maureen Lipman.
She would’ve wowed the crowds if she’d revisited one of her old BT ads on stage.
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Maureen was pretty tasty in the 70s. On the spooky ATV series Thriller, and there was an episode of the Sweeney, where she played a flirty housewife. I’d have shagged the gubbins out of her then.
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Sheeran is a sack of shit. A spineless social media slave.
Boy George – cunt though he is – has gone up a notch in my book. He has said he stands by his Jewish mates, and anyone who doesn’t like it can fuck off and no social media dribbling knobheads are going to intimidate him.
Well done, you old poof.
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Most likely moving house, before the arrival of one thousands low impulse chimps and pàkis to the local area..
Brought to you by ginger peaceful cock slurper angie..
And the mentioned fat quare Rodney! I wonder which predominantly white country that poʻff will move to, for his next chapter. Before aids finally gets him..
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Oh, the Big A will get Rodney. Only a matter of time Baz.
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I’m vaguely aware of her and never heard of him. However, I do have to say that Mr Swash’s visage could be greatly enhanced with the use of a piledriver.
And why have they chosen to move from Chutney Cottage?
Is it because the Pikeys have set up camp next door or the ex-RAF base down the road is soon to be culturally enriched?
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I can’t even remember the reason why they’re moving, GT.
I think she’s run out of things to paint pink, or cover in glitter.
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I concluded that she’s moving to open a vegetable rescue centre somewhere or other.
The husband being her first rescue.
I don’t think they’ll be moving to Piddington though.
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I heard they were moving to Katie Price’s neighbourhood so that Harvey could play with Joe more regularly.
Although, apparently, Katie isn’t so happy about the idea.
She was hoping Harvey might learn from someone more intelligent than him.
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Our Stace isn’t as thick as she sounds.
She’s the one making the money.
She’s the one with her name in her shows titles.
He, on the other hand, is a gormless prick who revels in being her retarded appendage and is more than happy to look like a total spazmo while his wimminz makes all the decisions.
A pound shop Harry Halfwit, indeed.
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@fmc…oi you want some,well do ya 👊 your talkin’ bart a real EastEnder who’s a right geezer and likes a rumble, plus he knows people who ain’t pleasant know what I mean sunshine,you better wind it in or you’ll be dining with the 🐖s oil,oi 🥾
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Oi,oi not oil you sausage fingered northern monkey…here av this 👊🤜..😩
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If ‘e wants it, ‘e can ‘ave it!
Straightener on the cobbles?
Too fackin’ right.
Gertcha!
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Rescue animals and vegetable patches.
aah the makings of a fine Sunday dinner.
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It’ll never work, Mis.
The meat would be cooked before Joe’s finished peeling the carrots with a rolling pin.
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Downsizing before knobferatu healy, lowers the mansion tax rate to 20 quid.
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Are the Swalomons friends with football hooligan and tasty geezer Danny Dyer?
maybe Stacey will let him park his caravan next to the Swimming pool?
steady on guv,
norty little number
straight in an ort
no shooters.
oilright John, how’s ya muvver ?
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Although Danny Dyer is a cocky cockney cunt, he has summed up both Sir Kweer and Burnham perfectly by calling them a pair of cunts.
Fair play, my owd china.
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His daughter Dani needs a Fisher Price abacus to add up, can only read Ladybird books, and thinks fish fingers are made of chicken.
‘Everyfin’s perf wiv Surf.’
Perf is not a word, you retarded classless slag.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GW1vlgXDzl4
Indeed.
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Norman…..Dyer lost her Surf payday to Gemma Collins. Says it all really
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Thanks for wasting my time on more nonentities.
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Dont really know who the cunts are. Have seen horse face on something but dont really give a fuck.
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The only place they reside is in a talent vacuum
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Sort Your Life Out With Stacey Solomon.
Why on earth would anyone seek help from a couple of Essex p1keys?
It’s like asking Jay Blades for marital advice.
Or worse, asking him to help me renovate my grans rocking chair.
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I can help you there Field Marshall. Paint it all black matt, then just get a tin of bright yellow paint and paint one of the legs in that colour. Real cool. Minimalist ain’t it bruv?
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I’d knob her.
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Christ, Artful!
Are you feeling alright?
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to be fair, I would give her a go. bet she’s a dirty cow.
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I read an article about her once and she doesn’t tidy up “downstairs”
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Jack….as long as she shaves or waxes her arsehole. Nothing worse than giving some bird a good reaming in the back door and looking down to perv as it goes in and see a hairy arsehole. May as well be a bloke…OK, not quite but that’s how it looks.
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When did you last look at a bloke’s arsehole? lol
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Pop a paper bag over her head
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£1.3m is hardly a mansion where Frottage Cottage is located.
The irritating kike and its gormless pet chimp are a classic case of overexposure over talent.
I pity the poor cunt who buys their house to face a giant bill for rectifying the *BIY efforts of Solomon Schmolomon.
Pair of bellends. Fuck right off.
* Bodge it yourself
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£1.3m is hardly a mansion where Frottage Cottage is located.
The irritating k1ke and its gormless pet chimp are a classic case of overexposure over talent.
I pity the poor cunt who buys their house to face a giant bill for rectifying the *BIY efforts of Solomon Schmolomon.
Pair of bellends. Fuck right off.
* Bodge it yourself
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Pity I didn’t sleep a little longer.
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I can’t afford a 1.3 million pound cottage, so who’s the fucking thick one here.
Perhaps I should have put more overtime in…!
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I need to read that article again…..I’ve forgotten what the name of thier house was.
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This is the world we are now unfortunately being thrust into, like it or not.
Some Z list cunts are selling a fucking house and it is news, the fucking Hewitts have moved back to the UK and next week some other cunt will announce they are no longer eating meat.
Ah well at least we know what a woman is, or do we 😂
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I recall my old mate and ex-cunter Birdman had a thing for the horse faced illiterate skank Solomon. In my opinion, she is attractive as rotting meat, and as sexy as Dirty Ange on a bad night.
And, Swash is another famous for nothing fuckwit. Appeared as one of the shitter characters in DeadEnders many years ago. Has appeared in nothing and done nothing since. And, crappy ‘celebrity’ reality TV shows don’t count.
The very fact that both these smears of talentless shallow as a maggot’s tomb thick as mince shit are both millionaires shows beyond doubt that the world is deranged
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The amount of equine featured silly bitches in the public eye is most alarming these days. And, most of them are also cunts….
Olivia Colman,
Paloma Faith.
Lana Del Cunt.
Billie Piper.
Stacey Solomon.
Jasmine Harman.
Jess Phillips.
Harman, admittedly has magnificent tits. mind you.
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Jasmine Harman certainly does have an enormous pair Norman.
I managed to get a close up photo of them.
She often turns up in her blacked out windowed mini van to interview her punters outside our local bar, which overlooks the beach.
In fact, she is a huge woman in all respects.
I’d give her one too.
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I wonder, when Swash gives Stacey one, what he says to her?
Is it possibly ‘Giddy up’?
And, when he’s shot his load, does he say ‘Whoah, girl. Whoa’?
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I used to watch Stacey’s dad when he was on the telly.
Mister Ed, I think he was called.
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Pair of cabbages
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Vacuous non entity given airtime yapping on about pink bathrooms. Has 4 or 5 kids so probably like a hippos yawn downstairs.
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