is a cunt.
“More than 80 people were killed between October 2025 and July this year following false accusations about what is termed “genital theft”, the BBC Global Disinformation Unit has found after gathering data from police forces across six African countries.
The killings are linked to rumours that a simple tap on the shoulder can cause a man’s genitals to shrink or disappear. They are being fuelled by widespread misinformation on social media.”..
The BBC Global Disinformation Unit strikes again..thank goodness for that.
“They were shouting that we had stolen someone’s genitals and we didn’t have any way to escape because there was a huge crowd,” Tanzanian mechanic Boniface Mgala told the BBC about his ordeal in April when he was badly beaten by those convinced he was a genital thief.”
“On the same day that Mgala and his friend were attacked, commercial photographer and businessman Michael Silavwe says he witnessed another similar assault in Tunduma, where he says anxiety had been building after videos about stolen genitalia had begun circulating on TikTok.
Outside his shop he saw people running and says he learned that a man had been accused nearby and was being beaten – and later set on fire.
“After they set him on fire, the police arrived at the scene and everyone scattered and ran away,” the 23-year-old told the BBC.”
Why these lovely countries are not amongst the most popular tourist destinations in the world escapes me.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
This is beyond the realms of stupidity.
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Well that explains the current labour,liberal and green party’s.
Genital theft.. though I doubt they got away with much to brag about..
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Surely there is a burgeoning market for that thing over here with an increasing number of males seeking to change their gender. No risky and expensive surgery – just a simple tap on the shoulder and perhaps a nice cup of tea in recovery.
The government may be right after all – we neec as many of these Afreakan dinghy travellers available for their services in the sexual health depts. of the iNHS.
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need not neec. Fucking African phone.
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Imagine being caught by the cops with a pocketful of genitals! ”Ello ‘Ello. What’s all this ‘ere then?’ I suppose the trick is to nick them without the victim realising they are gone until he gets home. The best way would be to have some handy wadding to inset into the underpants to pad them out a bit where the missing bollocks would normally nestle. I suppose they are stolen to order.
Good morning, everyone.
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Brings to mind a phrase popular when I was young;
Thick as pigshit.
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Which causes me to think of Noel Clarke, bankrupt and looking at jail time due to thinking with his cock.
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hehehe 😀
knacker nickers.
they set him on fire?
he won’t do it again
Funny face Mgala got off with a mild beating,
but he steals people’s Jacobs in future he’ll get set on fire.
Nevermind the bollocks
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Africa,its fine tradition in hysteria and witchcraft are simply a treat to read about..
Until you get tapped on the shoulder,you nuts fall off then set on fire.
Careful now.
Good morning.
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Fuck off phone.
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These are the same simpletons who investigate a crashed petrol tanker with a lighter, with predictable results.
Build a wall around the place and check in once every thousand years to see if they have evolved.
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Quite,although a thousand years is rushing it a bit.
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Thinking about it, are the knacker nickers and incendiary fuel thieves the same doctors and engineers that Labour keep on about enriching our culture?
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I see that airports have yet another “glitch” today,definitely not the Russians or the Iranians..
Voodoo,that’s what the Transport Minister will blame,shortly before her husband’s tinkle drops off.
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Heidi Hei has a husband?
Good grief.
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Nah, Mossad.
Notice how the system crashed within 24 hours of that cunt Burnham siding with Hamas?
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Basically, if you want to beat the shit out of anyone in Africa, all you need to do is claim that they have nicked your cock.
Makes sense.
I think that Africans have a bit too much free time on their hands.
It can’t take long to bulk send half a million emails claiming to come from an ex Finance Minister.
After that, they have fuck all to do except worry about cock theft.
They should all get themselves a hobby.
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They could always practice their swimming.
That should keep them busy.
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Thin the herd considerably too.
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This about sums up the continent of sheboons 🤣… imagine the pitiful I.q. of someone who actually believes that a tap on the shoulder can make your meat and two veg disappear ffs…’hey wot appen wiv ma tools bro’….’your my man nooooow ras’ …who da people, de Voodoo people,who do,you do,de voodoo people ☠️🦴👹🧟
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Frankly G-e, a tap on the shoulder from any Labour Wimminz MP would probably cause most blokes’ genitalia to shrivel.
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Coming to a postcode near you in 2027..
And these monkeys still have the delusions, that they rebuilt Britain..
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Get Dixon of Cock Green on the case.
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Starsky and Crutch?
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The genital touch.
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Inspector George Genitals
DCI Wanks
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The savage stupidity of these fuckers knows no bounds. In Seffrica cutting bits off live people made good muti – Kaffir medicine.
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What the fuck is going on? slightly worse than liebours activities. Tap on the shoulder, shake ma hand man, tackle vanishes in the blink of an eye. Do we live on the same fucking planet?. Be fun to see if the peacefuls in U.K. are susceptible to this interesting craze sweeping the dark continent. Should be worth a few riots in their ghetto cities. No wonder suicide is becoming more popular.
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Happened in backward Africa. Aggressor and victims of black thick as shit African. I couldn’t really give a shit.
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It’s on a par with the shagging a virgin cures aids, backward cunts.
Angela Crayons should go to Africa, double the IQ to 2
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Chinese controlled media + low IQ backward savages = Mayhem coming to a village near you imminently.
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Aren’t these the same people turning up on our shores claiming to be eminent physicians?
As for any reparations, by all means have all of your doctors and architects back.
With interest, a further two thousand randomly selected people of African heritage to be shipped back with them.
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Dick Turpin started all this.
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Some more examples of the complete fucking THIRD WORLD slide in GB..!
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/john-cleese-responds-after-being-34645018.amp
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Deenified – just looked at their website and was greeted by an image of three goat-herding, rucksack-carrying looking fuckers.
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🎶Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, a nigʻger took an penis, a testes and a scrotum.
He stuck it in a bag with the others, and he danced a tribal tango.
The monkey said, “I know, we’ll call it Um Dong-o”, Um Dong-o, Um Dong-o, They nick it in the Congo.
The python picked the plonker fruit, the marmoset the member. The parrot painted peckers, that the whole chopper landed in.
Um Dong-o Um Dong-o..
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Mate you have talent, do you need a manager?
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Thanks, I was writing for ed sheeran, but he never plays my songs..
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Explains what’s up with Trump. He has been tapped on the shoulder too many times.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dozy sooties
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Perhaps ‘Sir’ Lenworth Henry should go out there on a Comic Relief all expenses paid freebie to see what’s going on.
I reckon we could do with such a futile gesture.
Then, with any luck, seeing as he’s such a monumental prick, they’ll make him disappear entirely.
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id like to go to Africa with Boris Johnson and denounce him as a witch, and a nudger thief.
As the hysterical mob grabbed him id whip them into a frenzy
” dont let him speak!!
he’ll put a spell on you
and your foreskin will become painful.
hack him up
albinos are powerful juju magic”
id wear his knuckle bones on a strip of leather around my neck to remind me of the wonderful holiday I had in Africa.
UNGOWWA
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I wonder if this works on sand wógs?
Get one them witch doctors to tap Lord Khan,Supreme Leader of the Caliphate of London,onth shoulder..
I doubt his wife would notice,perhaps his close friend Sir Kweer might.
Oven.
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Imagine being the president in one of these shitholes and having to combat genital theft misinformation on social media?
All Labour have to do is blame disinformation for everything on the far-Right. Easy.
I wonder if they have two tier nudger theft?
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David Olusoga is on the BBC tonight doing another programme about slavery.
Boring, Dave!
Researchers have composed a naughty list which goes live after the show of individuals and institutions which profited from the trade. Dick Fiddler keeps the fire in the Grand Hall burning throughout the winter with all the reparation letters he receives from whinging Africans and Caribbean islands threatening to sue.
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If he really has to keep banging on about slavery, can’t he just try a different demographic for once?
How about Nazi Germany?
Much more recent and far more relevant, as most of the perpetrators are still in business.
Bosch, Mercedes Benz, Krupp, I.G Farben, Hugo Boss, IBM, to name just a few.
I wonder why he and the BBC aren’t repeatedly having a pop at them?
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Or Africa. There are more slaves alive today than at any point in history, most in Africa and South Asia.
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Could you imagine David Olusoga trying to flog this to the head of programming in the BBC’s heyday?
‘I’ve a great idea for a new show’
‘What’s that?’
‘It’s about Britains role in the African slave trade’
‘Fuck off Dave, you did that last year’
Sadly the BBC has disappeared down the shitter since those days.
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What’s this I read about the BBC Global Disinformation Unit in that article?
I thought they just called it BBC News nowadays.
Anyway, at least this whole episode disproves the current historical theory that Africa was the cradle of civilisation.
Just these few words dismantle that assumption.
Asha Steven Mwakilasa, a 50-year-old tailor and fashion designer in Tunduma said: “I came to realise it was not true.”
What?
You actually had to consider it for more than half a second?
Cradle of civilisation, my arse.
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