is a cunt, possibly…
According to chunky Environment Secretary Dame Angela Eagle. She is advising the scum that they should stockpile food or they will be left ravaged or dead by El Nino:
Climate change is to blame, innit. Or is it Net Zero? Or perhaps Donald Trump? Whichever it is, we will be in for a hard winter as the biggest El Nino in the history of the world comes to take up where the covids left off.
Millions will die as Deliveroo fails to get through due to adverse weather patterns. The NHS will be thrown into crisis. PM Burnbum will have to put up taxes. The only chance of survival is to horde crisps and fizzy drinks now while they are still
available, and stay tuned to your BBC for updates.
The final straw is that Paul Chuckle has confirmed to me that supplies of Quality Street will be under threat this Christmas.
Are you scared yet?
Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.
Tell the little boy to stop fucking about.
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‘Dame’ Angela defended her advice by saying “ So some of it is that kind of preparation for just being a bit more resilient.”
No it’s not, you daft bint.
It’s scare mongering bollocks, and you know it.
Probably a pre-engineered excuse for the upcoming price rises and shortages of food and fuel.
It’s gonna happen.
Not because of El Nino, but because of your government’s utterly disastrous incompetence.
Anyway, you needn’t had bothered love.
Once this country is indebted to the IMF, you can blame them.
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Well that sack of lezza shit has certainly been stockpiling food.
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HOT
In the 1600s, fishermen along the coast of South America noticed warm ocean waters appearing near Christmas time. They named the seasonal warm current after the newborn Jesus Christ: “El Niño de Navidad”. Over time, the name was shortened to “El Niño” and applied globally to the large-scale climate cycle that warms the Pacific Ocean.
TUB
In 1968, third generation family member Roy Jacuzzi “invents” the first self-contained whirlpool bath. It has 50/50 air-to-water ratio jets and fully integrated plumbing.
🌪️
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For once I hope that this weather phenomenon comes true and wipes out the continent of umbongos,the sub continent of parkin Stan,turbanites, all grifting Caribbean ‘ize owed reparations’ islands…and vast swathes of the UK that are no longer the UK 💀…then perhaps civilization can return 😩…as for the eagle can’t land stick another sausage roll in and 🖕
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I thought ‘El Nino’ was the latest sportsball player some stupid cunt had paid £150m for. Anyway, It’ll be like the Millennium bug or named storms, ignored and forgotten.
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Close, but no cigar LL.
El Niño was the nickname for Fernando Torres.
A footballer who played mainly for Atlético Madrid, but he had short spells at Chelsea and Liverpool.
When he left Liverpool for Chelsea his transfer fee was £50 million.
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With blacks being unable to swim, the country is doing its best to allow the cunts in to sink our beloved British isles.
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El Nino is the latest bogeyman buzzword to be adopted and loved by politicians and the media.
Much like Tsunami, it’s a phrase once the preserve of the scientific world that’s gained popularity amongst fuckwits.
Plus, it has the added bonus of slotting in with the climate change fairy story.
What a crock of shit.
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Angela likes her food,she can stock up and have someone else pay,£224,000 in expenses in 2025 alone will fix that.
She’s been briefed that our infrastructure could well fold this winter,all Donald Trumps fault.
After all he stopped us hoarding our own natural resources in case of emergency didn’t he?
Trolly dash of Cunts.
Oven.
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The BBC can’t even get tomorrow’s weather right (just as you would with a Kweer Charmer pledge, just reverse it). One day last week we were meant to have a day of rain. It turned out lovely, bright sunshine here in gloomy London. A week is a long time in politics, but in meterology it’s an aeon.
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Does El Niño contribute to diesel being £2.02 a fucking litre?!
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No, that’s Labour incompetence all the way.
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Nah, it’s Thatcher and Brexit.
Or is it Pitt the Younger and the Corn Laws?
I forget.
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I’ll tell you what.
If Diesel prices keep going up, they’ll either have to let food hauliers run on red diesel, or we’re gonna be fucked.
Seeing as this government thinks that things will go away if they ignore them for long enough, I’d say it’s going to be the latter.
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An Removalmen.
they should be allowed cherry 🍒 diesel too.
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I’m ready. I have stockpiled tissues and pictures of Rachel Reeves.
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Good job Ron Knee is no longer here, he would be so jealous 😂
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So this nobody tries to justify her newly appointed and overpaid position by quoting a pile of bollocks.
Since when was Angela Eagle an expert in the environment?
King Cnut couldn’t stop the tide, and this Cunt won’t either.
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Well if it stops the boats bring it on 👍
But, but, we like wet winters to fill up the reservoirs, dry January is no good for anyone
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I hope ms eagle has plenty of muff in her pantry..
Though who the fuck would want to munch her’s…🤮
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Bad weather is the new covids. Come November there will be a full lockdown to save the NHS from winter pressures. Fears that people might be blown away or, if darquies, drowned in giant El Nino sized puddles that will fill the potholes means lockdown is the only way to save lives. El Nino is raycist so the knee will be taken by all footballers at unattended matches. Liverpool will win the Premier League. The police will have special powers to smash their way into homes and beat the shit out of sceptics. The BBC will report the death toll at 5.00pm daily, when PM Burnbum will give a full briefing. No questions will be taken.
Stay safe.
Good afternoon, everyone.
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I’m not worried, I plan to shelter behind Angela Eagle, safe in the knowledge that I will be anchored to the ground that no wind or rain will be strong enough to move.
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I have put my name down for Meg Hillier, she could shelter an entire town
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You could shelter from Putin’s nuclear fallout with that one.
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Stockpile food.. i imagine fat guts eagle can’t keep the biscuit tin lid shut for 15 minutes..
El nino? Wasn’t he that Mexican drug lord who escaped prison on a motorbike..
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Is El Nino qualifying for benefits once he arrives to Blighty?
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El Nino?
what sort of names el nino?
puffs name,
Some foreign gust of wind.
bring it on .
ill stand in front of it an shake my cock at it,
the fuckin little Dorothy,
then spit at it.
no wait, it’ll blow back on me new jumper,
an me mam’ll go spare.
she bought me this jumper.
won’t spit, ill pull a sarcastic face.
come on you whistling foreign arse bandit
blow me🖕
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Mis were you down south last weekend. On Saturday I watched a giant hairy fella with a hound, in a large van having a go at some spasmo type who had blocked the country lane in its cripple chariot and for some reason couldn’t move it back or forth.
In the end the Bigfoot type fella picked the whole lot up and dumped it in the hedge, then drove away.
I did chuckle.
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No Leonardo,
probably a tribute act
I WAS in Llandudno,
taking the Welsh a sofa from Wigan.
He sounds like a sterling upright englishman,
and all round good egg.
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Talking of pissing in the wind Mis, for twenty years I spent many a weekend on the summit of Black Mixen (2,130′) with the radio club operating an amateur radio station in VHF contests. When the wind blew hard enough, which it often did, you would stand with your back to the wind, feet apart and take a piss. The stream didn’t land, it headed off down the valley. Facing the wind to piss was not recommended.
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Good call from Ang.
If it saves just one life !.
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I read predictions of beer shortages in the Daily Fearmonger recently.
Nothing to do with this year’s poor barley harvest or El Nino.
It’s because alcohol is Islampphobic and so will be banned under Sharia Law next year by our Páki Home Srcretary.
Bismillah.
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Allans Snackbar
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If this lot tell me something, I’ll do the opposite.
Fear porn as lapped up and published for readers of the Waily Fail.
‘Dame’ Angela Eagle. Fuck me how those socialists abandon their principles when offered a route to the House of Lords and the Honours system. Hypocrisy at its best.
Anyhow she can fuck off and Burnham is a cunt according to Danny Dyer.
They say it takes one to know one.
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Here’s one for Mr Cunt Engine..
https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/image-editorial/angela-eagle-partner-maria-exall-1247257b
Dear me.
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Looks like Mr Bean
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The link isn’t working, UT.
I’m hoping that the pic is of Angela Rayner’s dripping ginger clopper.
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Aha, working now…Jesus Fucking Christ.
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Though that lezzers were supposed to be one masculine, one feminine?
She looks like Dobby the house elf.
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Very good,bring a distinct throbber on that pair of Sapphic beauties eh? ☠️
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https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/image-editorial/angela-eagle-partner-maria-exall-804205a
Whoaaar!!
All bets are off.
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@ut…hard to tell which one is supposed to be the geezer…oh they both are ffs
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That’ll be the Far Right for you.
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“The link isn’t working, UT.
I’m hoping that the pic is of Angela Rayner’s dripping ginger clopper.”
Please see above..🤡
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Mike Yarwood and Kenneth Williams?
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‘And this is me’. ‘Ooh matron’
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🤮 that’s fucking horrendous..!
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One to scare the grandchildren 🤢🤢🤢
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She’s already stocked up on food body wise. Anyway there’s no need to panic, there’ll always be a pakle shop selling stale food somewhere.
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At the moment BBC4 is repeating on Monday evenings (2130-2200) that most civilized of panel games “Call My Bluff” with Robert Robinson and Frank Muir , and, entering into the spirit, I should like to give my definition of El Nino.
In fact this is a misprint. It should actually be EL-SINO. It was a piece of music, written in the late 1940s by an R&B/jazz trombonist called Charles or Charlie Greenlee (recollections may vary) and is a very early example of the genre of what might be called riff jazz Not for the riff-raff. El-Sino.
True or bluff?:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVFw1NmWSDw
Told you!
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Teenage Tatlock is to meet Donald shortly 😀
what could go wrong?
Trump is mercurial,
easily upset,
nobody likes scousers.
will it be another Zelensky moment?
will he try and bribe Donald like Kier starmer did with a royal visit?
will he turn up in tracky bottoms
his cultural attire?
that’d not go well,
when Zelensky turned up in a primark tshirt and baling twine for a belt,
Donald ripped him to shreds.
Tatlock should offer him a pork scratching
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You will know if Tatlock fucks it up when the yanks drop explosive ordinance on the house of cunts. A target of opportunity will do Charlie and the horse.
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68 yr old urban music DJ,
vicars son, and underage monkey fondler Timothy Westwood is in court again.
2 more hes tampered with.
Didn’t he ever listen to his dad’s sermons?
probably sat in the cloisters listening to Run DMC and pretending he’s a crip from east LA.
in a statement read out by Timothys legal team he states
” me like da pumpum
me no deny it,
but me no grind on de ghetto baby you hear me now?!!
swear down, me no touch her.
righteous.
jelly babies? oh thanks
I like the black ones.”
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That El Nino stuff is bollocks.
Just asking, why is that long since irrelevant no knickers fat pisspot slag Charlotte Church all over the internet at the moment?
Up until today, I forgot the Welsh whore even existed.
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