* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *

Congratulations to Sir Limply Stoke who correctly predicted the death of luvvy Sir Dickie Attenborough at the age of 90. A richly deserved win for Sir Limply who has been known to nominate the right dead cunt in the wrong Dead Pool. Tough shit, Limpers, but you got there in the end. Gristle will be delighted…

The slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 13. Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each by agreement after a massive public consultation. (Actually, I just asked a couple of people who would agree with me. It works for Cameron & Miliband.) Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion guest post on the subject of his/her choice either here or over at Dioclese. Not much of a prize but you do get the kudos of cuntishness aplenty.

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

* * * * RULES UPDATE * * * *
After an extensive public consultation exercise, the management – well, me actually – have decided to increase the allowable cunt count from three to five and leave it there. It has been pointed out that it drags on a bit otherwise! So fill yer boots…

* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Dioclese (ME!!!!) who correctly guessed the next dead cunt would be investigative journalist Chapman Pincher who died on 5th August at the age 100. A man who was hated by the establishment for managing to get to shed loads of their dirty washing. You can read his obit here…

So, it would seem that I’m pretty damn good at predicting dead cunts (that’s my 4th) and thanks to Fred West for pointing out that the media coverage was so underwhelming that nobody noticed he’d died!

The slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 12. Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion guest post on the subject of his/her choice and kudos of cuntishness aplenty. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Sir Limply Stoke who correctly guessed the next dead cunt would be American Spitfire Ace and inspiration for Steve McQueen’s character in the Great Escape, Bill Ash. Interesting bloke – you can read his obit here…

Here’s a picture of the dead cunt in full flying gear orf to frag off a few Nazi bastards.

So, Sir Limply, you get to join the esteemed club of Dead Pool champs. (No trophy. Sorry!) You do get a free post on a subject of your choice here and, if you want it, over at Dioclese as well. Not much of a prize so please yourself.

A richly deserved win as Limply also predicted Eli Wallach – but in the wrong dead pool

The slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 11. Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each this time around because, frankly, this one dragged on a bit! Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion guest post on the subject of his/her choice and kudos of cuntishness aplenty. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Fred West who correctly guessed the next dead cunt would be Hollywood legend and 8 times failed husband Mickey Rooney.

Here’s a picture of the dead cunt saying goodbye and thanks for all the fish…

So, Fred, you get to join the esteemed club of Dead Pool champs. (No trophy, Fred. Sorry! This isn’t Wimbledon.) You do get a free post on a subject of your choice here and, if you want it, over at Dioclese as well. Not much of a prize so please yourself.

The slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 10. Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of three cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion guest post on the subject of his/her choice and kudos of cuntishness aplenty. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Dan who correctly guessed the next cunt to kick the cunting bucket … therefore becoming a dead cunt … would be Jimmy Ellis aka Z Cars’ very own Bert Lynch.

Here’s a picture of the dead cunt back in the good old days of black and white telly, when the quality of the programming actually mattered. Mind you, Z Cars was an exception…

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 9. Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of three cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion guest post on the subject of his/her choice and kudos of cuntishness aplenty. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

And no – Before you ask, you can’t have Schumacher! Don’t be a cunt.