Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the sad demise of Yorkshire and England cricket legend Ray Illingworth who has passed on aged 89.

On to Dead Pool 233

The rule:

1)Nokinate 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.No duplicates.It is first come first serve but you can always be a cunt and steal peoples nominations from previous pools ( like black and white cunt frequently does).

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)You are not allowed to change nominations once posted until the next pool ( unless your pick has been taken already)

5)Please check your nominations haven’t already been nabbed as we can’t be arsed to check.

Congratulations to Grumpy Badger who correctly predicted the demise of former Monkee Michael Nesmith.Nesmith was 78 and died today surrounded by his family.There is now only one Monkee still alive Mikey Dolenz.

On to Deadpool 232

The Rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to die.No duplicate picks.It is first come first serrve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools (like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2). Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your nomination has already been taken.

5)Please check your nominations havent yet been selected as we cant be arsed to check.

Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the death of Former US Senate leader 1996 Reublican Presidential candidate and former US Representative Senator Bob Dole.Dole was 98 and was best known for speaking in the third person ,losing to Bill Clinton in 96 and being the star of viagra commercials.Bob Dole approves this message.

On to Deadpool 231

The Rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to die.No duplicate picks.It is first come first serrve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools (like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2). Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your nomination has already been taken.

5)Please check your nominations havent yet been selected as we cant be arsed to check.

Congratulations to Liberal Liquidator who has correctly predicted the death of the oldest former living test cricketer former spy and star of 100 year old drivers Eileen Ash. Ash was 110 and was driving and practicing yoga well into her 100s.She had recently moved into a care home where she was still enjoying a glass of wine.

On to Dead Pool 230.

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous people you think will be next to kick the bucket. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s picks from previous pools (like black and white cunt frequently does).

2) Anyone who picks the worlds oldest woman or man is a cunt who we will ignore (Ash isn’t included in this as she was only the 12th oldest person in Britain)

3) It must be famous cunt we have heard of.

4) No replacing picks mid-pool unless they have already been nabbed.

5) Please check your nominations haven’t already been taken as we can’t be arsed to check.

Congratulations to yours truly (Shaun) who correctly predicted that celebrated Shakespearean actor Sir Antony Sher would be the next dead dude. Sher was 72 and died after a short battle with cancer

On to Dead Pool 229

The rules

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to die. You get 5 picks It is first come first serve. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from prior pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2) Anyone who picks the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) Once you have made your selections you can’t change them until the next pool. Only exception if someone has already picked one of your names.

5) Please check your nominations haven’t already been taken (as we can’t be arsed to check)