Congratulations to Shackledragger cunt who correctly predicted that all round Aussie entertainer Bert Newton would be the next dead dude.Newton was 83 and had been ill for some time.

On to Dead Pool 226

The rules

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out first.It is first come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal other people’s nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) Once you have submitted your nominations you can’t change them until the next pool.

5) Please check your nominations haven’t already been taken as we can’t be arsed to check.

Congrats to Captain Quimson for correctly predicting the next famous person to pass away would be Geoffrey Chater.

Geoff reached the grand old age of 100. With an acting career which started in the ’50s, he had roles in some top films and telly, including Gandhi, Dad’s Army, Shelley, Tales of the Unexpected and some Harry Enfield sketch shows. So well done, Geoff. Rest in peace, matey.

On to Dead Pool 225.

You know the rules, but just in case:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to expire. No duplicates. It’s first come, first served but you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s picks.

2) Anyone who picks the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) You cannot change picks mid pool unless someone has already nabbed your pick.

5) Please check your picks haven’t already been taken as we can’t be arsed to check for you.

So without further ado, carry on predicting…

Congratulations to yours truly (Shaun) who correctly predicted that Former Northern Ireland and Housing secretary James Brokenshire would be the next dead dude.The Tory MP was just 53 and died yesterday from lung cancer despite never having smoked.

On to Dead Pool 224

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.No duplicates.Its first come first serve so you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s picks (Like Black and White cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who picks the World’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)You cannot change picks mid pool unless someone has already nabbed your pick.

5)Please check your picks haven’t already been taken as we can’t be arsed to check.

Congratulations to me Shaun who correctly predicted the very s gad demise of the Front man of the Delays Greg Gilbert who sadly died today aged just 44.Gilbert formed the band in 2001 along with his brother and they recorded four studio albums.

On to Dead Pool 223

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are on the way out next.No duplicates allowed.Its first come first serve so you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2)Anyone who picks the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt we will ignore.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

4)Once you make your selections in the pool you are stuck with them until the next pool.Unless they have been taken.

5)Please check your nominations have
not been taken by someone else.We can’t be arsed to check.

Congratulations to Paul Maskinback who has won Deadpool 221 by correctly predicting that the veteran British actor Morris Perry would be the next famous stiff.Perry was 96.

On to Deadpool 222

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Its first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous pools like Black and White cunt does.

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

4) No swapping picks mid pool.You are locked into your picks until next time.Only exception is if your pick has already been taken by someone else prior to your selections.

5)Please check your picks haven’t already been picked before making them.We can’t be arsed to check.