Congratulations to Shaun who wins Dead Pool 287 after picking Irish rock singer and songwriter Christy Dignam who was the front man of Aslan since the bands inception in 1982.Dignam was 63 and died today after a long illness.

On to Dead Pool 288

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping 1pi1cks mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5) Hits are awarded based on time of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

Congratulations to Liberal Liquidator who has gone and won Deadpool 286 by picking disgruntled genius Ted Kaczynski who went on to become the Unabomber notorious for bombing airports mailrooms and colleges in the US.He was 81 and died in prison yesterday from a suspected suicide following a long period of illness.

On to Deadpool 287

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

Congratulations to Harold who correctly predicted the demise of Rock and Roll legend known as the Queen of Rock and Roll Tina Turner who has died in Switzerland aged 83 following a long illness and just months after she lost her only second and last surviving son.

On to Deadpool 286

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

Congratulations to Paul Maskinback who correctly predicted that the massive nonce and former national treasure Rolf Harris would be next cunt to conk out. Harris was 93 and had been ill with neck cancer for some time.

On to Deadpool 285

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the demise of the legendary wrestling champion Superstar Billy Graham who has died aged 79.

On to Deadpool 284

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.

5)Gits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.