Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the death of the co_founder of fashion brand Cabbages and Roses and former Vogue Living editor Christina Strutt whos death at the age of 68 from cancer was announced yesterday on her company website.Strutt founded the company with a friend in 2000 and her products have been bought and used in public by the Princess of Wales,Posh Becks and Princess Nut Nut.

On to Dead Pool 271

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.There is a maximum of 5 nominations per person.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based upon timings of death announcements being released not necessarily in chronology of death.

Congratulations to Shaun who has gone and won Dead Pool 269 by picker the former and final King Of Greece Constantine II who has died today aged 82 following a long period of ill health.Constantine reigned from 1964 until the abolition of the monarchy in Greece in 1973.He was a second cousin of the Duke of Edinburgh and godfather to Prince William.He also won an Olympic gold medal in sailing.

On to Dead Pool 270

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates.It is first come first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominares the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching picks mid pool unless they have already been taken already by someone else.

5)Wins are rewarded based on death announcements and not necessarily time of death.

Congratulations to Freddie the Frog who scores the first win of 2023 by picking the joint chairman of West Ham and former chairman of Birmingham David Gold who has died aged 86.I have had problems with family illness and lost my wallett so have been very busy hence the delay.Apologies

On to Dead Pool 269

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal soneone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping nominations mid pool unless your pick has already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on announcements of deaths not necessarily chronological order.

Congratulations to Sir Limpy Stoke who correctly predicted the death of Pope Benedict XVI , Pope Emeritus who died at 0934 this morning nearly 10 years after resigning the papacy due to ill health .He was 95 and will be remembered for his Conservative views , involvement in the covering up of mass kiddy fiddling in the church and being a former member of the Hitler youth.

On to Dead Pool 268

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates.It is first come first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your picks have already been taken.

5)Wins are rewarded based on the chronology of news reporting, not necessarily in chronological order of death.

Pele at arrivals for Hublot Unveils Fifth Avenue Flagship Boutique, Hublot Fifth Avenue, New York, NY April 19, 2016. Photo By: Lev Radin/Everett Collection

Congratulations to King Cunt who correctly predicted the demise of arguably the greatest footballer of all time Pele.Pele was 82 and died today following a long struggle with cancer.

On to Dead Pool 267

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt that we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching picks mid pool unless already taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on the timing of death announcements not necessarily time of death.