Chris Bryant MP (4)

Tony Blair is envious of that grin.

An emergency cunting for this pansy ex-vicar, Labour MP for the Rhondda, who has seen fit to republish a cartoon, again questioning the intelligence of Brexit voters:

Link

You have to wonder at his mental faculties, that he insults a majority of his constituency and numerous ex Red Wall voters. Perhaps Dame Keir knows he can’t win, so encourages all his nancy boys and race baiters to come out of their loony bins, so he can blame them, rather than himself, when it all goes tits up again.

As for Bryant and his rictus grin, why does he (and Adonis and Mandy) think that sniffing and licking and worse round another blokes arsehole makes him superior to the rest of us. What a cunt.

Nominated by – W. C. Boggs

Carly Simon – You’re So Shite

Carly Simon is a cunt.

Hasn’t done anything of note for decades (if ever), and she has dined out for years on ‘You’re So Vain’. A crap song anyway, but the way cunts in the media are so obsessed about who it’s (supposed to be) about.

Simon has deliberately kept people guessing about this record, and dropping hints about who it was aimed at, gaining tons of publicity in the process. And this ridiculous ‘quiz’ is still going. Who is You’re So Vain about?

Seriously, who fucking cares?

Carly Cunt’s Version

This version with The Stones is better.

The Stones’ Version

Nominated by: Norman

Dressage (2) (or poncing about on horses)

A la de da, hooray henry, pass me the gin please Tarquin cunting for the “sport” of dressage.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Some posh toff tart called Charlotte Dujardin (such a classical British surname) has become the most decorated UK wimminz Olympian.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/58000595

Her “sporting” achievement?

Getting a horse to prance about, stop, trot, stop, trot some more, and have wonderfully combed hair seems about the size of it.

Sport? This…is a fucking sport?

Fuck right off you posh prancing cunt.

Nominated by: GeneralZod

Yvette Cooper (7) and her devastating tales of immigration woes.

Apparently migrants are held in unacceptable conditions once they get out of their rubber dinghies. Oh dear.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-58019981

”Committee chairwoman and Labour MP Yvette Cooper wrote in a letter to Home Secretary Priti Patel that the holding room facility where migrants first arrive was “clearly unfit” for purpose.
She wrote: “Most people were sitting or lying on a thin mattress and those covered almost the entirety of the floor including the aisles between seats.
“Sharing these cramped conditions were many women with babies and very young children alongside significant numbers of teenage and young adult men.”

Perhaps the oh so caring Yvette should have a look at the homeless in her constituency of Castleford and surrounds. She might also enquire about the grooming undoubtedly going on there. And who is doing it.

Then she might consider why these people, coming from unspeakable shitholes over 2000 miles away can cross at least one and more likely numerous EU countries, which are not unspeakable shitholes, pay 1000s of Euros and risk their own and their children’s lives to be housed in basic accomodation in the UK. She might also like to consider where the fucking money they pay comes from.

France might be full of cunts but it isnt war torn. Neither is Spain, Italy, Greece and all points west to the Channel.

So let your heart bleed, Yvette. Then give a thought to British people and fuck the migrants.

Nominated by – Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Seconded by – the same Cuntstable Cuntbubble. Hmm

Racial disparity in policing and good old Yvette Cooper, again.

https://www.expressandstar.com/news/uk-news/2021/07/30/mps-racial-disparity-in-policing-remains-two-decades-after-lawrence-inquiry/

”Our inquiry has also identified persistent, deep-rooted and unjustified racial disparities in key areas including a confidence gap for BME communities, lack of progress on BME recruitment, problems in misconduct proceedings and unjustified racial disparities in stop and search. In those areas, we propose urgent action”

Let’s have look at these disparities.
Confidence gap in BME communities? Might have something to do with the inherent criminality of these communities perhaps?
BME recruitment? As far as I can see standards are ever lowered to encourage the cunts to join.
Stop and search? Well fuck me, the cunts are stabbing each other daily and preventing it is racist? There is also a figure, which an erudite cunter may know exactly, that a black Londoner is something like 9 times more likely to be a criminal than a white counterpart of the same age.

Yes, the racist cops have a lot to answer for.

Katherine Rowley (2) – Cocking a deaf ‘un

A nomination for Katie Rowley for being a money grabbing cunt.

This woman is deaf and has selectively been distressed and marginalised because of two out of one hundred and seventy Downing Street Covid briefings didn’t have a signing interpreter.

She started a compo claim and the high court have found in her favour, this stinks of the ambulance chasing mentality, oh and she couldn’t follow the subtitles because she is dyslexic.

Maybe she could have just had a look on any online news channel because every briefing was scrutinised, commented on and done to fucking death.

This lady was pregnant at the time (fuck knows who would have, she is a tub of fucking lard) so was stressed that she couldn’t see the information, any one with any common sense can see this is just a fucking opportunist gotcha!!

What a cunt!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-57998047

Maybe I should start a claim for the 168 briefings with a hand waving cunt because it was distracting.

Nominated by: Sick of it