Dead Pool [222]

Congratulations to Paul Maskinback who has won Deadpool 221 by correctly predicting that the veteran British actor Morris Perry would be the next famous stiff.Perry was 96.

On to Deadpool 222

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Its first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous pools like Black and White cunt does.

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

4) No swapping picks mid pool.You are locked into your picks until next time.Only exception is if your pick has already been taken by someone else prior to your selections.

5)Please check your picks haven’t already been picked before making them.We can’t be arsed to check.

Nafissatou Diallo – A Low Blow

If you´ve never heard of her, she was the maid allegedly raped by potential French presidential candidate Dominique Strauss-Kahn in a hotel room in New York in 2011.

She claimed DSK, as he was known in France, suddenly appeared naked as she was about to clean his room and forced her to have oral sex. He then checked out and sped off to JFK where he was later pulled off the plane by New York´s finest, given the third degree, including the perp walk in front of the media to humiliate him, and sent to a shithole prison in Rikers´s Islands.

I understand if ISACers have no sympathy because DSK is a first class piece of merde. Despite being the head of the International Monetary Fund at the time, he was a member of the Socialist Party!

I´ve been watching a Netflix series on this affair and it is obvious right from the start that Ms. Diallo is an unconvincing witness. I won´t go into the details but the New York prosecutor’s office which wanted to nail DSK was so unwilling to rely on her testimony that it dropped the charges against him.

Of course she had the support of feminist fanatics, black loudmouths and the liberal media who portrayed her as a poor refugee from Africa who had been sexually exploited by a representative of white male supremacy.

Despite being shown publicly to be a blatant liar, Diallo had the cheek to take out a civil law suit against DSK. In order to settle the matter and get on with being President of France DSK agreed to pay her US$1.5 million. It must have been the costliest blow job in history. But the pleasure was all hers. Just watch the look on her face when she hears about it.

New York v. Strauss-Kahn – Wikipedia

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Nominated by: Mr Polly

First UK LGBT business champion appointed

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The UK’s first LGBT business champion has pledged to build a bridge between the government and the LGBT community.

Apparently the government is nasty to the deviant community. Why this is I cant really fathom except that they haven’t banned ‘conversion therapy’ whatever the fuck that is. And I expect there is piss taking banter at work towards ‘ladies’ who look like Bernard Bresslaw. Which the government is doing fuck all about, the tranniephobic cunts.

I am sure this Prevert Czar will sort things out and these poor victims will be promoted/recompensed/beatified or whatever these degenerates think appropriate. And any chance for the rest of us to just get on with things will become employment hate crime. Once again, as with race, merit will go out the window.

On a serious note, the more these fucking alleged victims, of whatever hue or preference shriek on, the more marginalised they will end up. And that includes the chiggun folk.

And touching on a previous nomination, any employer taking these fuckers on is asking for grief

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The Curse at Festivals. Period!

I dropped into that quiet little haven of anti-racism, anti-sexism and anti-homophobia, which blames all society’s ills on nasty white men this morning, known as the BBC “News” website , and was as distressed, as I am sure you all will be, to learn that “people” – they mean biological wimminz, but they are not gender-specific, – suffer an ordeal if they are performing, or even in the audience, clapping, if they are experiencing a period:

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My advice to the “people” singing soprano is to give up the entertainment game, and to the audience, not to attend events when you are undergoing this frightening monthly experience.

What a load of softies these modern day wimminz are – at one time they could play tennis, swim or ride a bike during their monthlies, – and all with the aid of a discreet little packet of Lillets. I nearly sued them – I bought a packet and I still couldn’t ride a bike or play tennis.

Nominated by: W.C.Boggs

 

Christopher Hitchens

Just been looking at a video of him and his attack on Mother Teresa. Saying she was beyond criticism in the media and he was going to change that.

He looked very pleased at saying that. Then he mentioned his book about her ‘Hell’s Angel’ and he paused for the reaction. And there were giggles. Then he mentioned his other book about called ‘The Missionary Position’. Once again a few giggles. He looked very pleased with himself again. Like a little boy.

I haven’t read much about the criticisms of her but my I think they would be unjust.
I suppose the worst one would be poor standard of medical care. But these criticisms were made of her at the beginning when she didn’t have any money for expensive drugs or treatments.. She literally started out to simply give the ‘Poorest of the Poor’ a place to die with dignity instead of on the streets. See they will have been from the ‘untouchable’ class or lowest caste. There was no ‘funding’ for these despised people inside India or out.

The dodgy people she got funding from. Robert Maxwell for one. There are photographs of him with her. But I believe she took the money and ran. Same with all the others I can’t be bothered to look up.

You know it’s the oldest trick in the book to try and disparage someone or tarnish their reputation to show a photograph of them with someone dodgy. Tarred with the same brush see.

The accusation of forced Baptisms or conversions. I heard her say many times that anyone would be admitted to their care no matter what religion or none.

Just don’t believe it.

Back to Christopher. He always looked very well fed to me. I don’t think he wouldn’t have faired well in stinking surroundings. He was always at literary gatherings. Once again his delicate nostrils far distant from the stench of the gutter

More charitably he was against the Iraq War. His brother Peter said of him he had an ‘active mind’. But a bit like Oscar Wilde there was that about him – he liked to shock and be a bit naughty for notoriety.

One last thing there are 4000 ‘Sisters of Charity’ homes I think around the world now. Nobody makes the criticism now of poor medical care. That’s because there is widespread funding from donations. She didn’t have that in the beginning. It takes time for a thing like this to fully establish itself.

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Nominated by: Miles Plastic