Alex Langsam

is a cunt.

I want to nominate Alex Langsam, CEO and founder of Britannia Hotels, voted the UK’s worst hotel chain for the past 11 years.
Not only has he made millions by providing grotty accommodation to hotel guests and treating them like shit, but he is also benefitting hugely by closing his hotels to regular guests, sacking the staff, and signing lucrative contract with the government to accommodate illegals.
I live on the Isle of Dogs in east London and, like many locals, found out today that the Britannia International Hotel, with 530 rooms, will be hosting up to 1,000 illegals. What is even more shocking is that a one minute walk away is a nursery school and five minutes walk away on the other side of the dock is another nursery. To say the locals are greatly pissed off is an understatement.
Our local MP, Apsana Begum, a Bangladeshi slag who always wears a rubbish bag on her head, says that “refugees are welcome in our constituency” (Poplar & Limehouse) and the “far-right and their hateful ideology is not”. For a Muslim to be talking about hateful ideology is the height of hypocrisy, as that is what Islam is all about.
Austrian Alex Langsam should be kicked out of the UK along with all the illegal scum that he is being paid a fortune to host.
Keir Starmer talks a lot about “smashing the gangs” but the useless cunt couldn’t even smash an egg.

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I was walking towards the hotel earlier and saw a dim bird being escorted by two coppers. I thought she looks like a wet leftie and the police are leading her to safety from angry locals. Interestingly, she appears at 20 seconds in this video… the video confirms what I thought as the stupid bint is saying that these illegals are fleeing because of climate change.

God, what is happening to this once-great country of ours? Is it now a CUNTry?

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Nominated by Hard Brexit Cunt.

Danbury Parish Councillors


Parish councillors are cunts.

BBC News.

Some cunt getting the shopping out of his car gets clobbered by a cricket ball and 200 years of history gets suspended by a committee of dried up windbags.

The only viable solution it seems,rather than just leaving people to do as they please on the field of play,is of course to propose a 60ft high fence at a cost of £100,000.

It’s not cricket,it’s not on and it’s the work of bedwetting bureacratic Liberal Democrats(probably) or the Greens.

What next? A pakî as Mayor of London?

Hedley Verity is not pleased. (Me neither so here’s a link – NA)

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

Dead Pool [369]

Congratulations to Shaun who has gone and won Dead Pool 368 by picking the First and Third President of Romania Ion Iliescu who has died from lung cancer aged 95.Iliescu founded the Social Democratic Party in Romania.He became acting Romanian President in 1989 before becoming President in 1990.He served until 1996 and served a second term as President between 2000 and 2004.Iliescu was rumoured to have links to the KGB and was charged with crimes against humanity but was never convicted.He is survived by his wife of 74 years.

 

On to Dead Pool 369

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates allowed and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldsst Man or Woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

Child Geniuses

are cunts.

Now I know that I am about to cunt kids but have decided that the big brained throbbing Mekon-headed baby Einsteins’s can no longer go on hiding in the shadows.

I have always found them creepy, a bit unnerving. A little bit of devil child Damien from The Omen or those twin girls from The Shining. They may be weak in body but their minds are like supercomputers! Don’t let the thick glasses and penchant for wearing bowties when reciting 280 digits of pi fool you, oh no.

Who goes to Harvard University at fourteen or tells jokes in classical Greek and masters calculus before puberty? Teaches themselves ancient Hebrew for fun or invents their own language?

I may find them weird and have pants older than them but I don’t hate them for being geniuses. Precocious maybe. I wonder what kind of childhoods they have? Do they interact with ‘normal’ kids of their own age? I mean you don’t want to raise some poindexter thinking he is going to colonise Mars and save humanity and then decides to become the next Ted Kaczynski because he didn’t go BMXing with bald tyres and no brakes in the woods with his mates.

They may be a nine year old chess grandmaster or a published author on quantum mechanics but it won’t be much use against the school bully who is an expert in their field on dishing out wedgies.

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Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

Eating For One But Still Wasting Food


Feeding yourself without food waste is a cunt and virtually impossible, if you’re single.

Daily Fail.

I live alone, have done for over 10 years, and like a lot of older people, my appetite has diminished.

Eating healthy is really hard. What are supposed to be single portions are too much for me.
Ready prep meals for one are so tasteless without a ton of salt and Hendos, they defeat the object!

I try not to waste food, after all I’m a pensioner on a fixed income, but why can’t supermarkets do a reasonably priced bag of veg for one? You know, three baby spuds, florets of cauli, half a peeled carrot?

And don’t give me shite about frozen veg, lettuce doesn’t freeze!
(and has the nutritional value of air – NA)

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest