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Pity the Everton supporter, invariably having to live in the shadow of his illustrious neighbour. And when it looks like things might be on the up with a brand new stadium ready for next season, alas the club announces that it’s going to be named after a firm of blood-sucking, ambulance chasing spivs. Needless to say, their fans are not best pleased.

Not that I can gloat, having suffered the indignity of St James’ Park being renamed the Sports Direct Arena by our fat cunt of a former owner. And it would be remiss of me not to mention lowly Witton Albion, not for its ground’s current name of Wincham Park, but for it’s previous life as the Bargain Booze Stadium. I shit you not.

So without further ado, I’d like to nominate the following as the three worst named English football grounds:

Third place goes to York City for the LNER Community Stadium. Kick-off is always delayed at York due to leaves on the pitch or the wrong type of snow.

Second place is Bolton Wanderers for the Toughsheet Community Stadium. If the fans aren’t happy with the team’s performance, the management’s attitude is well sorry, toughsheet.

But top of the pile has to be Cheltenham Town, who grace the turf at the EV Charger Points Stadium. Seriously. Let’s hope no match ever goes into Extra Time because the floodlights run out of charge after 90 minutes.

Anyway, back to Everton. I suppose the ‘Hill Dickinson Stadium’ is easier to say than the ‘Had an accident at work? You may be due compensation Arena’.

Do cunters know of anything as bad or worse than my choices?

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

There are many reasons to nominate the French as cunts but this one hits us right where it hurts.

The French Navy/Border Patrol are handing out life Jackets to the illegal scum crossing the channel (well halfway before our coast guard pick them up)

But, but, but, they are saving lives, yes having a life jacket would help if some cunt falls in the drink, the counter argument is they are Enabling the illegal crossings.
I am sure that somewhere in this story is pressure from the French ‘left’ and NGO’s because virtually all the cunts who drown do so in French waters.

However, anyone who climbs into a rubber boat with 60 other cunts with or without a life jacket is doing so at their own risk and it isn’t anyone else’s responsibility to ensure their safety.

Why not just put the cunts on P&O, that would smash the gangs, no customers no business 😂

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Nominated by sick of it.

Fronted by their busy body old woman, frizzy haired “founder” Jocelyn Whatshisface, the GLP are seeking to overturn common sense that only women can be real women and men in drag, like Mr. Izzard, cannot and are not. That doesn’t suit the old poofter so they have started a public appeal (and it is doing very nicely – British cunts still have more money than sense, to have biology overturned.

If duckie Jocelyn thinks he is right and the Supreme Court is wrong why doesn’t the old quare put his money where his mouth is

Good Law Project.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

*Cue ‘Jaws’ soundtrack* dur dum dur dum dur dum dur dum dur dum dur dum

Yes just when you thought it was safe to go back onto Youtube, up pops Meghan ‘Duchess of Deceit’ Markle’s first ever podcast interview with some slightly odd
and creepy American woman by the name of Jamie Kern Lima. And yes, it really is every inch the smarmy West Coast cringefest you’d expect it to be.

Little Miss Sparkle is, of course, every bit the self-obsessed fake we’ve come to expect, spewing out her usual word salad in that insufferably oily voice; ‘I know that I’m a great friend, I know the kind of mom I am, I know how I show up, and I love being able to be that person burble blah’. Lima chips in with vacuous comments like ‘I’m getting emotional right now’ (aren’t we all dear).

Or how about ‘it’s not about the grandeur of a gesture. It’s about I see you. I’m nurturing you and I see you so deeply and I love being able to see your growth’ from Meagain. ‘I have full body chills right now’ twitters Lima.

Oh there’s more of this airheaded, self absorbed nonsense; MUCH more, but I’ll leave you to seek it out for yourself if you’re interested and think you can stand it. Meantime, here’s a teaser to put you in the mood. I warn you however that your most likely reaction is a headlong rush to get your head over the loo before you barf. It’s the expected reaction to the sight of watching two of the phoniest, least likeable, least self- aware and most up themselves people imaginable vying to be the biggest cunt in the room.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

Move over, Katie Price.

This … creature … is part of the same species as you are, cunter, ..who has taken cosmetic surgery to the Nth degree in the pursuit of – get this – ‘artistic expression’. Of course there are a lot of cunts out there out-uglying each other in the pursuit of notice. There was the cunt who had his tongue bisected at one stage for example. So, .. as usual, some other cunt appears on the scene willing to go one further, .. and in this case lop the old schnozz off. Yup.

2000AD aficionados might remember Feek the Freek. There’s also the victim from Se7en that symbolised ‘pride’.

What’s scarier than someone so clearly mentally ill being accepted by a surgeon, is that she (or ‘it’) has tens of thousands of online followers. A percentage of which are wanking over the likes, presumably. None of YOU lot, once exposed to the horror, hopefully.

Yuck.

Daily Fail.

Nominated by : Cuntemall