Emma Hayes

 

is an ugly fat woke cunt.

For any cunters who are unfamiliar, this fat and very ugly cow, is a wimminz footballerist type.

Allegedly, she’s coach of the wimminz Team USA. (Who the fuck cares)

So naturally, she is shoehorned into the men’s game at every opportunity – as an expert pundit no less

She’s particularly prominent at the moment with it being the World Cup and seems to be in the studio alongside the other insufferable wankers like Gary “I hate flags Neville” and Ian “is it cos az black” Wright a tad too often.

Looking like a fat dinner lady who has stumbled into the studio by accident, complete with chalkboard tactics, along with the voice, massive saggy knockers, banter and all the charm of a desperate whore on the ratch at 1:50 am outside a nightclub, Emma churns out the usual tired clichés that these DEI hires always do.

This is obviously all predictable and tiresome – especially for any cunt who enjoys or like myself, used to enjoy football on the idiot lantern.

However during one of her recent inane ramblings when Spain were playing Cape Verde, she starts spouting off about the African team and the fact that none of the cunts representing them are from there or have ever lived there.

In her own words, this plucky goalless draw against superior opposition, was a victory for mass immigration… erm.. ok love whatever you say.

The idea of a World Cup is to celebrate the idea of a nation state you stupid fat minger.

This match being broadcast during the afternoon on ITV and here we have a blatant DEI hire delivering “the message” to the slack jawed masses.

I wonder if she feels the same about Jack Charlton’s plucky non Irish side of the late 80s and early 90s? Or were those immigrants the wrong colour?

Get back to Prisoner Cell Block H you fucking rotter.

I’ve mentioned it a thousand times on here and cunters are probably bored of hearing it but to see the sport of football in particular, so cynically exploited in order to push woke globo homo bullshit and degeneracy, makes my piss fucking boil.

Thanks for reading.

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Nominated by Herman Jelmet.

Keira Semple

 

is a cunt.

This 19 year old from Ashford, Kent has a job and produces coaching videos on-line ( of course ) but would like a job that gives back to the community. Very commendable.

She has ambitions to become a frontline officer with Kent Police. Just one small thing though, she was born missing her lower right arm and as a result is licenced to drive automatic vehicles only.

Kent Police require their officers to hold a full licence. As they say, quite reasonably
” All officers responding to urgent calls may need to use a manual petrol car if that’s the only one available.”

I certainly wouldn’t like to think that I’d had to wait for a suitable driver to be found in an emergency situation. Quite apart from the licence issue, how useful do we think Keira would be dealing with a violent street brawl?

Try the Social Services love, or the Sally Army.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Playfighting

 

is a cunt.

A thorough and vicious example of the utter trash that rot our country..

“In a prepared statement to detectives, the boy said: “I grabbed a knife and stabbed her in the chest.

“I didn’t use a lot of force, but it was a big knife. I don’t know why I did it, it just happened.

“I walked over and stabbed her. She fell to the floor. I left and went to the train station to get a train and to get away.”

“I wish I hadn’t done it,” he added..

Well you did,just when you think the floor is going to give way under the weight of the foreign effluent yet another case of idiotic trash rises to the surface..

Perhaps it’s all down to the kids being mesmerised by the social media?

Whatever, it’s rotten in its casual depravity.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Modern Stupid Football


The 2026 World Cup starts today so a football themed nomination seemed appropriate. Since our seasoned Football Correspondent Norman had another related rant, I figured we’d combine them for a mega rant. Over to you cunters…here we go here we go here we go – NA.

Fans who sing stupid songs are cunts.

Now, I loved the game. Home games and the atmosphere, the away trips with my mates, the ding dongs with rival supporters, the banter and the witty and historical songs.

Now, modern football is like darts. Overstuffed with morons and mongs, with no knowledge of history or tradition. Just attention seeking idiots and phone/social media monkeys.

One thing about these idiots that really gets on my gonads is the ridiculous and pointless songs they sing.

England fans singing ‘Sweet Caroline’ (along with the vomit inducing ‘So good! So good! So good! chav mong chant). What the fuck has an old Neil Diamond tune about Caroline Kennedy (daughter of JFK) got to do with the shower of diversity shit that is the England team? Sheep like cabbages.

And now, Aston Villa fans have taken to singing ‘Don’t Look Back In Anger’.
Now, I have had more than enough of this Oasis dirge. It was done to death when the appeasement – sorry, silly me – the tributes started after the Manchester Arena sandfilth mass murder. So, I am not overfond of it as it is.

However, Villa fans singing it….. What has a song by a known Manchester City supporter got to do with the old Birmingham club? Seeing Villa fans bawling shit lyrics like ‘So, Sally can wait…’ Absolutely stupid and pointless.

And, who knows what totally irrelevant and shit song the England retards will sing at the upcoming World Cup. Will they grunt the tune of the Shite Stripes moron magnet ‘Seven Nation Army’? Or wil they yet again turn the songcraft of Neil Diamond into a chav freak show? Rest assured, it will be nothing whatsoever to do with England or its history.

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Nominated by Norman.

With a second half dominated by this from Norman:

The giddyness and arrogance of England fans. And, of course, the joke that is the England team (and there almost certain failure) are cunts….

As another World Cup looms nearer, the England fans annoy everyone with their hubris and thoughts of a divine right to win the damn thing

Flags all over the place, that shit song by those Baddiel and Skinner cunts, and moronic mongs will be ubiquitous until England get knocked out (which they will).
All that ‘It’s coming home’ shite. England only ever won it the once. When everything fell into place. Swinging London, the Kinks at No,1, a radiant young Queen presenting the trophy, played on our own turf, and a group of great players (Banks, Moore, Bobby and Jack, Stiles, Ball). A true one off, never to be repeated.

The fact that these idiots always use 1966 as a yardstick is a joke. No players since 1990 have even come close. There is nothing wrong with a bit of optimism, but they take it too far and have ideas well above England’s station. This happens at every tournament. Giddyness and ‘It’s coming home’ followed by failure and post mortems.

The so-called ‘Golden Generation’ being the most laughable of the lot. The likes of Terry, Lampard, Rooney, Cole, Rio Ferdicunt, Beckham. Too many big heads, too many huge egos, and way too much debauchery and unprofessionalism. Devils dandruff and roasting Babestation slags does not win a World Cup.

Also, the wimmin taking the thing over was a huge fuck off alarm bell.
All that WAGs bollocks, seeing the pouting vacuous mugs of Cheryl Cole and Skellington Spice everywhere did not help. Whichever manager it was (was it that Sven knobhead or the Tommy Cooper Eyetie look alike?) should have not allowed those wives anywhere near the World Cup camp. Tabloid proximity and off-field distraction – driven by the attention seeking of Cheryl and Skellington also had a severe negative effect.

The thing being, nothing has changed much. The current lot are a bunch of woke lily livered primadonnas. All virtue signaling and knee taking. Playing in a swimming pool with rainbow inflatable unicorns? Can anyone imagine Jack Charlton or Nobby Stiles doing that after an England defeat? These clowns also fucked up big style at Euros 2021. As Gareth’s ‘Three Degrees’ buggered up all of their penalties. Then, Whale Tongue did the same thing in the semi final of the last World Cup.

How anyone can see this lot as heroes is baffling. And, any cunt who genuinely thinks they will win it are insane. Scotland know they are going to get gubbed. Yet the Tartan Army know this and they enjoy themselves. But the England fans seem to think 1966 entitles the England team to a divine win at every tournament. Way too many cock ups to mention.

The re-re-re-re releases of that dreadful song show how many times the giddyness has been deflated and the England team has failed. In 1996, it was ’30 years of hurt’. Now in 2026 it’s ’60 years of hurt’. I wonder, will the song surface again in 2046…. ‘100 years of hurt’?

60 years of hurt? Nah, nothing so meaningful.
60 years of failure. 60 years of shit.

The picture in the link says it all…

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Mark Drakeford (7)

 

Hi guys, it’s been a while, been busy.
How much of a monumental, iron clad, ocean going, treble cunt is Mark fucking Drakeford, this wizened of fuck has single handedly ruined Wales from lock downs extended, business killing, Senneydd spending,20mph, cycle lane, tourist tax the list is endless, but he pretty much pissed 95% of Wales with the 20 mph bolocks and the main reason for getting liebour kicked the fuck out.
Dipshit Drake is now trying to Blame Wankier Starmer for Wales getting kicked off the boat, don’t get me wrong WanKier is also a cunt of the first water as well as Labour UK and deserved to be excommunicated to fucking Mars, but it was the Sheer ordacity and delution of Drakeford, wanker of the decade calling Steamer out for being a wanker, fucking unbelievable.
Just goes to show how skewed the thinking is with these nutters running to country, honestly I think we would be off with no fucking government, than these fuckwitts

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Nominated by Fuglyucker.