A mystic into the future cunting for our lord and saviour – Suckdiq Khunt on this NYE night.

What a shitshow of a fireworks display of virtue signalling, arse licking , vote for me you liberal leftie cunts it’s going to be. I’m thinking massive thank you NHS and BLM mural firework banners.

The fucking drone display with some cunts face made on it , maybe Raducanu or some other effnick sportsperson. Actually we could see the dingy lot holding up sparklers as they float gently down the Thames to a 5* hotel.

Anyway London NYE fireworks display and Sadiq. What a cunt !!!

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Nominated by: Onceacuntalwaysacunt

What a big load of stealthy cuntishness this is.
Just a glorified term for Congestion Charge, which Manchester voted against years ago.

On my way out of our town to do some shopping, I noticed the sign for it.
At first I wondered what it was, and later conducted a Google search.
The sign is that small, that it is a case of blink and you will miss it.
Unless this is the whole point.
Don’t see the sign, then you’ll pay a fine!
And I bet even with the extra income the roads will still be a shit show.

What makes me laugh is, as you leave Partington, and enter the Zone, a few hundred yards from the sign is a paper mill.
Keep travelling and you will pass Air Products, a gas fired power station, and lots of other industry, manufacturing sites, etc.
There’s irony for you.

Our councillor is a fucking traitorous, treasonous bitch.
Unfortunately, all the thick as pigshit, inbred, six fingered types, glad handing, bottom feeding, sycophants, will still crawl to her, saying that she is the best thing that happened to our town.

The best thing that could happen to our town is selective covid.
Fucking cunts.

Nominated by: Andy

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Superstitions are not only a cunt, they’re weird. This is something I Iearn anew every day, being married to an adorable but eccentrically superstitious woman.

Take today, 30th December, as a typical example. I recently sent off for a pair of shoes from Hotter. These duly arrived this morning, and I happened to put the parcel on the table. ‘What’s that?’ enquired ‘Er Indoors, and upon learning the contents of the parcel, promptly threw a wobbly. ‘Don’t put shoes on the table!’ she wails. ‘It’s bad luck!’. What the fuck?

Next up came the matter of putting up her new calendar. She loves to have one with sunny, colourful pictures by her side of the bed, so this year I got her one with cheery photos of bees and butterflies on flowers. Having nothing much else to do, I went to put this new one up, only to encounter wobbly number two. ‘No no!’ she started, ‘don’t put a new calendar up before New Year’. ‘Why on earth not?’ says I.’It’s bad luck’ says she.

Honestly, I fucking ask you. Putting shoes on a table or a new calendar up is ‘bad luck’. I mean, who thinks up this kind of nonsense in the first place? Whoever it is must be a right simple cunt, and the superstitions they foster as are a pile of cunt as well. Weird. Just weird.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

(According to the Express this is the New Who – Day Admin)

‘Dr Who’ and Auntie Beeb

To; Head of Advertising
‘The Guardian’
London N1 9GU

Araminta dearest

As you know, Jodie Whittaker has decided to give up the title role in ‘Dr Who’ after the most successful, most publicly acclaimed run in the show’s history. Accordingly, I attach the copy for the advertisement for her replacement, and wish to see it placed in our house magazine (just my little joke ha ha!).

As you’re well aware (and must surely approve!), we at the BBC are rigorously committed to the pursuit of equality and diversity, so we’re anxious to ensure that only the ‘right’ applicants are moved forward for consideration. We therefore do not wish to entertain applications from white, able-bodied, heterosexual males (even though such a person has previously played the part for sixty years), but I’m concerned that stating this could be construed as unethical, and possibly unlawful.

Under the circumstances, I ask you to ensure that the following wording is specifically incorporated into the text;

‘Applications are STRONGLY encouraged from differently abled, gender non-specific persons from ethnic minority backgrounds. A stammer, or evidence of an abused background or gender re-assignment would be a distinct advantage’.

Sincerely

Jemima ffarquarson-ffuckwhitt
Head of Casting and Recruitment
BBC Broadcasting House
London W1A 1AA

PS See you at Tarquin and Bunny’s ‘Rainbow’ cheese and wine thrash on Sat? Most of Hampstead and Islington’s been invited, I hear! Ciao! *kiss kiss*

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Nominated by: Ron Knee