Apart from being a Yankee import of shite, this is fast becoming an established fuck fest of expenditure on suits, shoes, dresses, and aircraft ! Yes, I said aircraft.

My Grandson wishes to attend as a James Bond, booted and suited ( £800 ) and arrive in a High end cat (£380 ) His classmate is being flown in by helicopter at God knows what cost, and his friends have similar ambitions. I understand that there are Specialist Prom Outfitters around the UK, and there are actually “”fixers” for a fee who will orchestrate your arriva. The School wants £5o a ticket, there is live music and a Buffet.

How in fuck can anyone afford that kind of dosh for a one night stand.?

Fuck me, I got better entertainment In Bugie St for 5 dollars ( and I was overcharged ) Proms! Fuck em.

Nominated by: EyeClaudius

And here’s a late entry (ooh, errr!!) from W.C. Boggs

Korben Green

A “Whoops, duckie – oooh get her!” cunting please for this 16 year old bespectacled boy, who went to his school “prom” (what the buggery bollocks is THAT?) dressed in a skirt and handbag, having voed so to do four years ago. His mum, Mrs. Green (or ias that Ms. Green?) was delighted that he was being himself:

Standard News Link

As you raise your glass of iced pansy water to praise your ladyboy, old Mother Green, just what bullshit did you spoon feed this obvious little pansy?. What parent can be happy that at 12 the boy had decided he’d like to look like a girl. One of the TV drag racers has shown an interest in the lad – surely that is grooming?.

If any of us had minced into school looking like this little fag*ot, our head would have been straight down the lavatory pan. My guess is in two years time he will be one of Starmer’s charmers, fighting it out with Wes Streeting to be “head” boy.

Because you’re worth it!
Birmingham Airport chief gets a 49% pay increase, and he’s a pauper compared to his equivalents at Heathrow and Manchester.

BBC News Link

How in the name of all that’s holy can this be justified?
First they sack thousands, despite furlough pay being available. Then they fail to anticipate the level of demands for foreign holidays. How? Were travel agents keeping bookings a secret?

I know they’re not responsible for cancelled flights, but lack of ground staff is their ultimate responsibility.

So the reward for the utterly shaby and shambolic way the airport has been run is not the sack, but a payrise of almost 50%

That will sit well with ground staff and customers alike.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Given the current political fallout and the cabinet resignations yesterday, we’ve brought this nom forward. How long has Jellyfish got? Another Maybot style meltdown? Snap election? – NA.

Persistent allegations – oh how we love that phrase – continue to bounce around the resignation of former Conservative Deputy Whip one Chris Pincher or should that be Chris Pinchyah? Also apparently known in certain circles as Arse Pincher.

The allegations include groping two geezers at that bastion of Conservatism, the Carlton Club in London whilst pissed. Said geezers objected to his advances and were not willing to participate in a consensual act. Hence his resignation and subsequent media headlines.

Telegraph News Link

BBC News Link

Mr Pincher has previous having been cleared by Conservative Central Office of making “a drunken pass” several years ago at Olympic rower Alex Storey but resigned anyway.

Sun News Link

Have to say I think it is a damn bad show having been pissed in the Carlton a few times without getting pissed on by the tabloids. Naturally old Captain Chaos (Johnson) considers the matter closed – best leave matters to take their course etc etc – but the worst aspect of the case has been the resurrection in the media of old Yvette Cooper whose shrunken head is looking evermore like a student of voodoo’s shrunken practice piece. Well it frightens me.

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Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

For the love of god, how the FUCK can this be happening? Trans cunt WANTS his bloke bits chopped off then wakes up and realises he’s made the biggest mistake of his/her/it’s life?

Surely some legal type can tell it to go fuck itself? Vexatious litigation at its finest. This fucked up cunt needs putting down at once and the cunt that is pursuing it.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: CuntyMort

“National Employer Training” – yet another bunch of shitweasel “outsourced” rodents funded (of fucking course) partly by the EU who allegedly provide SIA training and certification.

I NEED my SIA for certain aspects of what I do, so off I trotted yesterday to get it sorted – the first bad experience was being confronted by a five foot chippy bitch – she “had the suntan which allows her to do anything” shall we say and had she been a Man there would have been a strong possibility of a swiftly delivered straightener – this little Miss attitude began shouting that I was “Too late for da course” even though I had arrived early and the start time was clearly stated in the email I received from NET.

I returned half an hour later, to be immediately told by a fucking hideous “Pauline from the Jobcentre” type of creature which I am guessing was “Female”, in the loosest possible sense of the term, that unless I completed an “equality and diversity” part before the course had even started I would be stopped from any further participation – I refused, stated I would take this further and left.

I WILL NO LONGER TAKE SHIT FROM SHIT, and I am coming out every round swinging now – I have emailed NET “Executive Director” Katie Wheeldon with a formal complaint of unlawful discrimination and will be sending Katie the cunt my bill, via my solicitor as part of the Court proceedings being put together.

I await a call from Katie the cunt, and if she does not back down I “am confident” that they will rather regret promoting this nasty, racist nonsense.
We shall see – I am a fighting Man and I am not having this.

War.

Nominated by: Vernon Fox