World Athletics Championships Goes Woke

One of the very few events left untouched by wokeism was this one. It’s one of the very few events left that I could watch as a form of escapism.

I don’t care if the dark keys win most events. I’m comfortable that there are differences between the races, I just like watching the fastest and strongest competing against each other.

It seems this event has had its day too. At least the coverage has.

The BBC coverage was naff on day 1 (where we’re up to at the time of writing) and it was an all dark key/gay/wimmins panel. The main presenter (a fat dark key ‘innit’ woman) was not the best of presenters. Indeed, I think Joey Deacon uttered more coherent sentences on the BBC than she ever has.

Obvious gay, (he ‘came out’ recently – about as convincing a straight bloke as Liberace) Colin Jackson was there with his gay voice. Jessica Ennis (yes, every which way and thrice on Sundays) was the other diverse panel member.

At least they’re all former athletes I suppose. They know their onions. It was just the presenter who was naff (I think she too was an athlete, albeit not as well known or successful as Ennis and Jackson).

And no honkies? Bit racist, innit?

Therefore, I switched over to the live coverage via the IAAF on YouTube. Two commentators. Both wimmins.

So far, we’ve had great insights such as ‘That was a good jump.’ and ‘A season’s best. He’ll be happy with that.’ One of them has been rattling on about how great the diversity is in the hammer throw just now.

I just love those inane, shrieking voices when I’m watching sport.

Fuck off.

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63 thoughts on “World Athletics Championships Goes Woke

  1. Do they have a spacco version of these athletics championships immediately afterwards?
    The wheelchair pole vault is always my favourite.

    • Fuck me, this sounds like itd bore me to death without the wokery.

      A bunch of half starved sooties running in circles and that fruity race walking where it looks like their arse is chewing a caramel.

      Remember in the good old days when shite like this got cancelled and theyd show Warner Brothers cartoons or Tom & Jerry?

      Bliss.

      “THOMAS! THOMAS!
      Dat darn cat aint bin catchin dem goddarn mouses!”

      • Alas, a modern of Tom and Jerry would have Spike the transbulldog, Tom as a homöcat and Jerry tucking his mouse’s cock in between his legs like a tiny Buffalo Bill.

      • Mnc@ – Afternoon Mnc – I think they would run a jolly sight faster if pursued by a pair of Ridgebacks – topping entertainment I say! 😀

      • Hello Foxy.
        All sport is better when large dogs take after the participants.

        Also nice for our canine chums to get some vigorous exercise!

  2. The televising of sport is now all about box ticking these days. Gone is the best person for the job. Its all about the presenters now sport comes second..

  3. Are they allowing men to compete in women’s events? I think that would be my main concern as a spectator.

  4. Hopefully there will be a monkey pox outbreak among the BBC staff. It’s possible.

    The WHO have set it to high alert.

    Keep an eye out for presenters wearing face masks over their assholes.

  5. The “fat dark key” you refer to is Jeanette Kwakye ( no me neither) apparently an “Olympic sprinter”, in other words won fuck all. I gave up watching athletics years ago due to the drugs cheating. However a lot of people watch it so the wokies want a piece of it, especially when it’s on woke central……..the fucking BBC.
    Don’t worry, football will be back soon…..plenty of knee taking, Linekunt crying about his schooldays and being “educated” by Brain of Britain, Professor Rio Ferdinand. Can’t wait.

    • This cunt used to stand trackside. Waiting to stick a microphone. Up some British cunts bugle and adj how it felt after finishing last.

  6. If you didn’t know it was the actualy BBC broadcast, you would think is was some piss take a la Harry Enfield and chums.

    Regretfully it is ‘real life’ ……..apparently

  7. If you think this is a wokey, boring, drug-riddled shitfest just wait for the Commonwealth Games in Brum just a few weeks down the road.

    • Ah yes, the Commonwealth Games. You can bet there will be wokies protesting about “imperialism and colonialism” and the tree huggers and the gays will want a piece of the action. At the same time hundreds of “athletes” will disappear into the colonised shit holes of Birmingham, all while the coppers stand around doing sweet fuck all. The BBC will love it.

  8. The studio looks like steerage on the Empire Windrush. Three non whites, two of them wimminz and Colin “what are you doing in that airport disabled toilet?” Jackson.
    But, I don’t see anyone jumping up and down about “quotas, inclusivity and diversity” when there is not one white, Male heterosexual presenter – how fucking surprising.
    And I am so glad billions is chucked at them in lottery funding for the huge total of three bronze medals.
    Everyone ready for the monkeypox winter lockdown?
    And the subsequent riots if they fucking try?

    • They’ll have a hard sell on Monkeypox eh, Mr Fox?
      As they’ve already announced it to be the news 1980’s AIDS…only affecting orgy-attending pøofters and intravenous drug users.

      • TtCE@ – Afternoon Thomas – it will be fucking funny when 90% of politicians get it then! 😀
        But worry not – I am confident Pfizer are in the process of developing yet another “miracle vaccine” that was patented via a Chinese bio weapons lab in 2016..
        If we get railroaded this time I will start the fucking revolution myself.
        Now, back to the studio – Spit that arm out and put some clothes on!

      • Overwhelmingly monkey pox victims are men who fuck men. You won’t really hear that too much though as it doesn’t fit the narrative that deviant behaviour can cause you issues.

        If we’d had AIDS at its untreatable peak now we’d be fucked as people died instead of causing offence

  9. I am waiting for one of Salazars students to do the 100 Metres in four seconds flat..
    Steve Cram is the token remaining white Man, I wonder how long it is before he is levered out and some non white sporting failure is lecturing world champions and record holders on their technique in his place.
    Back to the studio – STOP THROWING SHIT AND EATING EACH OTHER!

    • Cram is immensely knowledgeable which fucks them off because he isn’t immediately replaceable.

      Denise Lewis is a fucking idiot , even Michael Johnson looks at her sometimes as if to say “shut the fuck up you utter moron”

  10. Women commentators,in the main,make me hope that nothing exciting will happen..the shrieking of some demented Harpy makes the Hounds think there’s a gut-shot fox hiding in the telly.

    • They could spice things up in the studio by having the wimminz presenters be sexually harrassed, menaced and pursued by a crystal meth energised Clare Balding sporting a pre-lubed rubber fist.

      • TtCE@ – Perhaps Sister fister Balding could be riding Harvey Price? 😀👍

      • I remember Clare Balding interviewing a female apprentice jockey before some race…the lassie looked genuinely terrified as Butch Clare leered at her like Fred West interviewing a new babysitter.

  11. I’m done with watching most sport nowadays because of all this woke cuntery.
    The wimminz football is pure shite & every cunt waxes lyrical about how fucking marvellous it is, seen better in the local park – jumpers for goalposts.
    F1, which I loved as a kid, late 60s, early 70s has been ruined, partly by the hard done-to dark one’s constant moaning & virtue signalling. Fucking rubbish nowadays even with that fit skank trolling around the pit lane.
    Thank fuck for the TT & bike racing generally, though it won’t be long before some unknown bint starts making inane comments on commentary, last time I watched BSB they had some tart running the post race fucking interviews.

  12. I do like to watch some of the wimmins athletics to make sure they haven’t let themselves go.

    Luckily they wear lycra so it’s easy to verify if they’ve been training in Greggs.

    Alas I haven’t watched any of it as the “iplayer” the gay cunts at the BBC have made is shit and the lazy fuckers are too busy catching monkeypox to break it down by event.

    That and wimmin commentators make me want to run myself through with a javelin.

    • You were right about the new Chromebook thing having all the passwords….you have no idea just how relieved I was.

  13. Something has gone badly wrong, the only British gold medal has been won by a white boy, just saying, and realistically the only other hope of a gold medal is with a white girl, just saying 😂

  14. Eugene, Oregon, like most of the state is full of wankers. It’s population is only 375,000 and it’s home to two universities so there is a high proportion of brainwashed wokie cunts. I presume the BBC are taking pictures from the American broadcasters and not actually over there pissing it up with our money.
    If they were actually there they would be lapping up all that west coast wokiness.

  15. They had two dark key women and Colin Jackson with the dark key presenter. I was laughing at how ridiculous this was when they went to an expert in the stadium…Michael Johnson (yup, another one).

    3% of the population they say lol

    Every cunt seems to be a bummer, tuppence locker or dark key.

    • I should think Kelly Holmes will be inundated with work from the BBC now she has come out as a lezza. Being mixed race they can tick two boxes for the price of one.

      • I notice they don’t ask Daley Thompson on very often.

        ‘Homophobic’ by all accounts and ‘sexist’. Remember the Carl Lewis T-shirt lol? A bit of a lad, went though half the birds in the Olympic village. Caught a few doses allegedly.

        Daley’s like the bloke you’d meet in the pub. Normal. So they can’t have him on, even though he is a dark key.

      • Daley is fucking hilarious.

        They accidentally booked him a couple of years ago and whilst they were all smart he turned up in jogging bottoms and top and refused to say all the woke stuff they wanted him to say.

        Phenomenal athlete and not a cunt.

        Awesome bloke

      • Definitely a top bloke. He’s more sexist and homophobic than most on here (allegedly). Got cunt on the brain.

        He’d fit right in.

      • I would love it if some millennial halfwit cunt responsible for booking guests booked Daley Thompson instead of Tom Daley.

  16. Some of our young athletes are massively over confident, but not in a good way. I like arrogance in an athlete if it’s justified. Ibrahimovic, Ali, Ronaldo, Bolt etc. But you’ve got to back up the Billy Big Bollocks talk most of the time or you look a total cunt.

    One British split arse dark key sprinter was saying how she will “do great things, you watch!” and then got knocked out in the heats. She was going on as though she would get gold, the deluded cunt. I saw a few younger ones doing this shit.

    Fine if you’re among the world’s best, but if not…don’t make yourself look like a cunt.

    I wonder if social media and all negative (or realistic in some cases) banned and only hero worship allowed causes this?

    I remember Coe and Ovett didn’t gob off at least until they were setting world records (and even then they weren’t as OTT as these idiots).

    I pissed myself when the bint (who’s name I’ve forgotten…says it all really) stormed off down the tunnel well embarrassed when she got dumped in the first round heats. She was always available for the cameras up until that point playing like she was the greatest ever.

    A few were at it, when their best times are nowhere near medal winning times. Stupid cunts.

    The honky cunt won gold at 1500 (beating Coe, Cram and Ovett’s best) kept his trap shut and sneaked unnoticed through the heats. Great tactics, as he ran like Harvey Price was stampeding like Godzilla through town in the final. Shocked everyone. ‘Who’s this cunt? He’ll fuck off in a mo’. But he didn’t.

    Kept his powder dry and his mouth shut (and his talent hidden in some ways the clever cunt).

    • Ovett definitely gobbed off but like you say , then went and backed it up.

      Used to love an early celebration halfway down the home straight 🤣

      Some millennial commented in a forum the other day how boomers should shut up because Wightman had beaten Cram’s time in the 1500m without referencing that it has only taken the cunt 40 fucking years to do it. Cram would have the world record if he was running now.

      Cunts

  17. The only reason African American,and Jamaican sprinter win everything is they were bred like racehorses for 200 years. Slavery has provided some very unfair advantages for their descendants.

    • On top of only the strongest survived the slave ships in the first place.

      Oh and the fact that most Jamaican athletes take large amounts of performance enhancing drugs.

      It surprises me they can’t actually fly to be honest

      • That young yank who won the 200?

        I thought the cunt was going to take off down the straight.

        That fucker will break the world record (he came close).

        ‘Interesting’ DNA, I’m sure.

      • Noah Lyles, definitely has under 19.30 in him, whether he can match Bolt’s 19.19, I’m not so sure

        That’s just stupid running.

        Can’t see it actually beaten for quite a while.

        We probably don’t appreciate what a genetic freak Bolt was, fucking ridiculous times. That 100m time will stand until we have robot athletes basically. There’s nobody in the world capable of running within 0.15 of that

      • I think he will go under 19 seconds.

        He didn’t even look like he was trying for the first 100.

        Did you see the cunt down the last 70? That was mental.

        He’s older than I thought, 25. But sprinters peak at about 28/29.

        He’ll go under 19 if he stays injury free.

  18. An interesting word “Jump.” It could be for the ‘Long Jump.’ The ‘High Jump.’ The ‘Triple Jump.’ Or just ‘Jump,’ a great album by the late, great Van Halen. It was also used a few times in the film Rita, Sue & Bob too.

  19. I happened to watch ‘Borg vs. McEnroe’ on al beeb iPlayer recently (no licence required).

    Slow film; but in addition to capturing well the appalling spectacle of late 1970’s interior deco (lots of brown and orange) (Female, so notice these things) I couldn’t help admiring the commentary box at the Wimbledon Final when the said players stood each other off on central court.

    All men, be-suited and of a certain experience / age / demographic, as would be expected in England at the time. Fuck it, one even lit up a cigar, mid-commentary.

    I would have been only 10 then, but feel more nostalgia for those simpler times than today aged 52, and alienated in my own country and capital city.

    No intention of watching any live sports forthcoming, cunts all.

  20. A white man by the name of Jake Wightman won our only Gold medal.

    A cracker of a race.

    • Aye his interview was very telling.

      Summarising, be he said he doesn’t do that ‘cocky’ stuff (like some deluded cunts in ‘Team GB’) and decided to keep a low profile and just do enough to qualify through the rounds. He said he knew he could win, but didn’t want to show it until the final. He also wanted to save as much energy as possible and not put undue pressure on himself.

      Clever cunt!

      Still, the best of the rest will be on to him from now onwards.

      • Not only just kept quiet but beat fucking Ingebrigtsen too, who will end up one of the greatest athletes ever.

  21. I was thinking this the other day after catching 30 seconds of the Wimmimz Euros.

    All female presenters, yet on real football we have at least one wimminz foisted upon us .

    Seems sexist to me .

    Why not get a bloke, Andy Gray perhaps , to commentate on the U14 boys level trash.

    While you’re down there love….

  22. It’s amazing what can be achieved by waving a bucket of KFC and slices of waddy melon at the finishing line.

  23. I like how Jackson came out recently and Holmes.

    Oh wow , what you’re both gay?Nobody could ever have known.

    Holmes looks like the archetypal short haired butch lesbian and always has

    Jackson would win in a gay off against Alan Carr he’s that camp

  24. Leftists hate to hear but it is clear that racial purity actually does provide an advantage. That goes for all races.

    After all the Norwegians have produced Warholm and Ingebrigtsen, two of the greatest athletes I’ve ever fucking seen.

    You have to wonder how

  25. Not to worry – we have the shitfest of the Berlin Olympics, sorry, “Commonwealth Games” to come on Thursday and I am looking forward to being lectured about how privileged and racist whitey is by second rate Lottery funding vampires of “the right colour” – I have won medals in discus, shot putt, javelin, 100 Metres, Taekwondo and golf – I am more successful than half the fkin clowns in the studio!
    Well worth 778 million of taxpayers money – I mean, there’s clearly absolutely fuck all in the UK that money could be better spent on with inflation at 10%, fuel and heating unaffordable, ex services personnel at record levels of homelessness and suicide and the Country under invasion and dictatorship.
    Fantasy financing has to stop, and we HAVE to start living within our means.

  26. Funny thing about the Commonwealths is that the left will be busy going on about how bad whitey is for oppressing the people of the Commonwealth , whilst conveniently ignoring that over 50% of the Commonwealth (all black nations) ha e some of the least permissive laws in the world.

    Gayness is illegal for a fucking start.

    No doubt their prejudice is whitey’s fault too

  27. Sat here scratching my bollocks & watching those cunts on the Woke Broadcasting Corporation when a clip advertising The Future Of Wimminz Football comes up: some dark skinned rug muncher says ‘We need to address the diversity issue’. WTF?? How about the best players get selected, irrespective of colour?

    In other news, I I see that cheeky monkey Richi Spentup is planning on clamping down on immigration. A case of ‘piss on the fire, my toast’s done’, I think.

  28. My favourite thing about this wimminz euros is that now they have convinced us a few more people are watching, they also expect us to believe the standard has improved too.

    Nope , there are 13 year old boys teams that could beat the England women’s team.

    This is the reason why people don’t particularly want to watch women’s sport . It’s nothing to do with sexism, the standard is just incredibly low in most of the sports and people would rather watch the pinnacle of human
    physical achievement , instead of knowing there is probably a boy at a local tennis club in Surrey doing his GCSEs that could likely beat Serena Williams

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