(Just out of frame is the Cunstable about to make his entrance from behind – Day Admin)
While many of us are technically overweight, there are many who have crossed that line into becoming a burden on the rest of society. The ones who force the rest of us to accommodate them because they have this self inflicted condition:
- The dad who is too fat to play with his kids or keep up when on outings.
- The fat fuck on the motorized grocery scooter blocking the isle.
- The one who has to be craned out the rooftop when they need to go to the hospital or morgue.
- The one whose family is heartbroken at all the medical issues they have because of their horrible diet.
- The one who insists they are “perfect just the way they are”.
Those who gross out the rest of us by wearing shorts and sandals exposing their nasty purple legs and unkempt feet. - Those who need assistance of all kinds because of knee, back, hip, and joint problems galore.
- The rotund cunt on the full plane who can’t fit between the arm rests.
- The one everyone else has to wait on because they’re slow and always winded.
- Those who unnecessarily burden the medical system.
These cunts piss off. Their self absorption, lack of self control, and ignoring all warning signs when choosing to shovel tons of shit into their fat fucking faces means they are selfish cunts.
We need to put the shame back into being fat. Women’s underwear adverts with fat, cellulite bitches is a travesty.
The only thing worse than a cunt is a fat cunt.
Nominated by: Meat Curtains



