This is a bit of a bug bear of mine. We get Christmas shite promoted in September, Valentines Day crap from Boxing Day onwards, Fathers Day (June) in early April, Eid (what? whenever), Easter (previously from January but now cancelled) and so on. Supermarkets are evidently not averse to making a bit of coin many months ahead of an actual event.

So, why is it that on visiting any Supermarket’s home page (or actual shop) two weeks (I’m nomming this 18 May) before the Platinum Jubilee weekend you can take note of the glaring omission of anything vaguely suggesting the Union or English flag.

I appreciate that royal occasions are not everyone on here’s cup of tea, but I’m a proud patriot desperately clinging on to any last vestiges of English tradition amidst a rapidly evolving global cesspool shitshow of dumbed-down diversity and ensuing squalor. The millennia-worth of monarchy & its pageantry and history characteristic of these isles, of which the Queen – whatever her own ancestry – is the most recent manifestation and symbol, is something I’m happy to celebrate in these circumstances. Even Waitrose (holder of 2 royal warrants, is ignoring it).

What really pisses me off, ultimately, is the suspicion that our national flag, head of state, or anything symbolising an old nation with a very distinct culture and values, is somehow offensive and “non-inclusive” to a small but ever growing minority of apparently “oppressed” and their woke wanker supporters and wanktivists.

Well fuck the Supermarkets, personally I’ll observe the weekend with supplies from my local east Anglian butcher, veg from my Victory garden and booze from the still in my shed.

God Save the Queen! and England / Britain / the West

Links (said supermarkets may have begrudgingly updated their sites 2 days before June as a nod to the occasion) –

coop
Morrisons
Lidl

et al.

Nominated by: Fuckwittery

Stuart Yates, who blocked a drive-through McDonalds for two hours because he was angry at having to wait for his sausage and egg mcmuffin.

Story below:
MSN News Link

The stupid selfish twat could have gone to a nearby car park and walked back, the exercise would have done him good. A cunt for what he did, and a cunt for eating that shite anyway.

Nominated by: mystic maven

Cunters for your disbelief, I give you the parole board. These (UN)enlightened cunts have seen fit to give parole to Tracy Connelly.

Fuck me rigid the government told them they were not keen on this bitches release, so the bastards still go ahead and release this piece of shit in human form.

Any reasonable person would I am sure would take great delight in telling her you are going to die in here. Personally I would put the bitch down slowly and painfully.

The poor little kid she and her partner should have had to attend an execution apiece. Fucking bastard trash.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: CuntyMort

Ex wives are cunts, take it from me I know, I was only saying this very day, when hearing the story of this lucky bastard that won 184 mil on the lottery.

My comment was I wonder how long it is before his ex wife comes out trying to get her shit mitt on some of his lucky mullah, well it turns out, half a fucking hour is the answer to this question, half a fucking hour, I shit you not.

The only saving grace here is now he can afford some cunt of a solicitor to tie these hand out mother fuckers up in knots for the next 25 years, a nice legal fuck you bitch, good luck and goodbye cunt, never darken my door again or will set the fucking dogs on you…. Gerrrroffff my laaaaaand

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

The BBC again… and still cunts…

As the Platinum Jubilee of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is imminent, I just know that the BBC’s coverage is going to be shite of the highest order. Those woke fanatics will shoehorn all sorts of PC crap into their coverage of the event.

Those downtrodden long fucking gone dey da vic-tim slaves of yore will undoubtedly be mentioned again (yawn!). The ‘evil doing’ colonial past of Britain will be dug up yet again. And blacks, peacefuls, wimmin, trannies, dykes and poofs will be thrown into the mix whenever it’s possible to do so. It’s an absolute certainty, because the BBC simply can’t help itself.

Even their recent adaptation of Around The World In Eighty Days was just episode after episode of woke lecturing and trying to sell those ethinc and ooh duckie types to us ‘uneducated’ riff-raff.

Her Majesty’s final Jubilee should be handled and covered with dignity and respect, as it’s obviously going to be her last big do before she passes away. But fat chance of that with the BBC. No, I don’t have any links to prove they are going to ruin the television coverage of the 2022 Jubilee. But I know they will. Sure as eggs is eggs, shit is shat, and cunts are cunts.

And the bastards don’t even play the national anthem any more. It used to be one every night during the closedown. Now the BBC doesn’t give a fuck. They probably think ‘God Save The Queen’ is too British, that we should be ashamed of it (fuck them), and that it will upset those lovable dark hued types (what doesn’t upset them?) and those peaceful personages.

The BBC…. Yeah, them cunts.

Nominated by: Norman