A nom close to my own heart – I am not a patient Man, when I am in the motor I have to be where I have to be or I lose money – so why do half the fuckers on the road do 20, 30, 40 below the speed limit, constantly put their brakes on when there is nothing in front of them, indicate and slow down even more for the turn they slow down even more to execute and (this one is fucking infuriating) insist on doing 55MPH stuck resolutely in the overtaking lane on the motorway!

Priority right at roundabouts? Not when you are a dithering Doris or a chav wot don’t need to stop, init? Doing 60(ish) on a 60 road? Not when Honda man and micro car Woman can toddle along at 38MPH admiring the roadside scenery and apparently completely oblivious to the half mile tailback behind them.

Keep a decent speed or get off the fucking road. I do not drive aggressively and do not suffer the “road rage” thing, but by fuck do these useless sods annoy me.

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

I think this is really sad.

BBC News Link

And I’m not mocking.

Village pubs are the centre, people go there for a chat, some gossip, but also someone says some old sod can’t get to the shop, so someone calls in with his shopping, and so on.

It’s not just a pub, it’s a community centre, lose that and the village will die.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

This story involving the members of an Orange lodge at a Jubilee party singing a song, I couldn’t understand a fucking word of it, but apparently it’s all about a woman who was murdered on honeymoon in Mauritius years ago

now as distasteful as this ditty was, is it any worse than what Sinn Fein IRA would sing about at their social gatherings, I think NOT, the Orange order might be just the Protestant version of the Freemasonry, but this is no more than banter really,

if you’re offended don’t watch, simple as that, as I said previously if the Fenians sang songs about Lord Mountbatten or Ian Gow, would we have heard about it?

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

(More info about the O.O. here: Day Admin – Wiki Link )

John Barrowman is a narcissistic cunt isn’t he.

Finding himself in Berlin, obviously the only place he can find work at present, the city gets a major incident of an unknown person of unknown colour and origin ( name not released yet but I’m guessing not indigenous to the general population of Germany, I could be wrong and frequently am) driving a car into a shop killing 1 so far of writing this and injuring countless more a few in life threatening situations.

So back to the cunt. What does he do?

Goes directly to the scene of the incident ( I bet he was fucking miles away at the time it happened) and starts filming the aftermath. Nothing really to see as it’s probably an hour or so after the event but that doesn’t stop his sycophantic diatribe on “The Horror” of what’s happened.

Do we see the incident with a low voice behind narrating the scene? No. We get him on camera more than the scene with his faux distress.

I bet he was just waiting, nay wanting it to be a white person with far right connections. Imagine his outpouring of grief then.

I wonder if it does turn out to be who we think it is he will get back on air condemning it?
Battyman I loathed you before and your antics just reinforce my belief on that.

Nominated by: Onceacuntalwaysacunt

And supporting link courtesy of Miserable northern cunt

Guardian News Link

The Government’s BUY A HOUSE ON BENEFITS scheme.

Oh, fuck me, Johnson’s latest nonsensical wheeze to win back the nation’s confidence (I had none to win back) is to make it possible for cunts on benefits to buy the house they are currently renting (thanks to the taxpayer) by converting said rent money into mortgage payments instead.

Eh? Shurely shome mishtake?

To start with, where are these cunts claiming housing benefit going to find enough cash to put down a deposit, given that the maximum they are allowed to have in savings is £16,000? That’s barely enough to put down on a dog kennel, let alone a fucking house. I feel another subprime mortgage crisis coming on…

News Link.

I despair.

Nominated by: Minge Juice Bottler