Word Salads

Kamala Harris is expert at them. Here she is on the Chicargo shooting-

‘We have to take this stuff seriously. As seriously as you are because you have been forced to take it seriously.’

Seriously Kamala?

John McEnroe comes to mind-‘YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!’

That was the best one though. At the start of the War in Ukraine (giggling away as you would)

“So, Ukraine is a country in Europe. It exists next to another country called Russia. Russia is a bigger country, Russia is a powerful country. Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine so basically that’s wrong.’

Thank you Kamala. Crystal clear.

Didn’t The Smiths have a song–‘Some girls are bigger than others’

Another one where the she calls on ASEAN countries to ‘work together’ (5 or 6 times)

‘Our world is more interconnected and interdependent. That is especially true when it comes to the climate crisis, which is why we will work together, and continue to work together, to address these issues, to tackle these challenges, and to work together as we continue to work operating from the new norms, rules, and agreements, that we will convene to work together on to galvanize global action.’

(She pauses here) then a last one-

‘With that I thank you all. This is a matter of urgent priority for all of us and I know we will work on this together,”

Are you saying we cannot go it alone?

Jamaica–

“For Jamaica, one of the issues that has been presented as an issue that is economic in the way its impact has been the pandemic…we will assist Jamaica in Covid recovery by assisting in terms of the recovery efforts in Jamaica that have been essential.”

She repeats the same word-‘One of the issues that has been represented as an issue…’ then repeats herself again-‘we will assist Jamaica in Covid recovery by assisting…’ ‘ in Covid recovery by assisting in terms of the recovery…’ repeat and turnabout.

At the start of her Vice-Presidency she visited a some laboratory in France. Actually worth a watch as she puts on a French accent-

We should have known what was going to happen then.

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Nominated by: Miles Plastic

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I fucking hate password rules.

Seriously, every site has different rules. It makes it almost impossible to come up with a password or pattern I can remember across two dozen different sites that all demand passwords.

I know you’re not “supposed” to use the same password on multiple sites, but it’s easy to use one for “non-critical” sites (where you lose nothing if you get hacked, really), and then just have a simple pattern that’s easy to remember to vary the passwords across other sites.

But when different sites have different, and conflicting rules, it fucking winds me up!!
For example, one site demands that you use an upper-case, a lower-case, a number, AND a symbol, and that your password must be 10 characters or longer. A different site says your password must be 6-8 characters. Yet another says “no special characters”. FFS!!!

Fuck you all! Let ME choose the password. If I get hacked, let it be MY fucking fault… not YOURS because you made me have to write down my bloody password just to remember it!!

Either that or just get one UNIFORM set of standards. Seriously, this is fucking ridiculous!!!

On a side note, when I couldn’t remember my password to one of my sites, it locked me out. It then asked my “security questions”, including a question I NEVER GAVE AN ANSWER TO. Seriously, it asked me what my first pet’s name was. I’ve NEVER had one. I couldn’t imagine what I’d answer for such a question, and I know full well I didn’t fill out that question, so it locked my account. WTF??!!

I fucking hate computers sometimes……..

Nominated by: Cunt Me In

I have posted a couple of related noms over the last 12 months concerning the price cap, Ofgem and the hideous rise in domestic energy prices.

The price cap was increased to something like 54% in April 2022 for people on SVRs. And there were warnings from the regulator, Ofgem that the cap would rise again come October to something like 30 or 40%

Well now it seems that estimate is way off and that it could well be hovering around the mid 60s. Which in effect means gas and electric bills will have gone up by over 100% come October – just in time for a hard cold winter!

This translates into something like £3500 for a “typical” household compared to around £1650 just a year ago.

Ofgem has also reduced the Price Cap review from 6 months to 3. This means we can expect more increases over the next 12 months at least.

If you’ve just started a Fixed Rate tariff then you’ll be protected for the duration of the tariff (assuming your energy provider doesn’t go pop!) But given that fixed tariffs are becoming harder to find it will mean people being dumped on SVRs when their fixed ends, and its the SVRs that will feel the full effect of the price cap increase.

There is plenty of financial support for the usual groups and rightly so in most cases. But as per usual if you’re in employment but on a lowish wage that doesn’t attract any extra top-ups then you’re going to be hit hard as your disposable and discretionary spending becomes even more constricted especially with “real world” inflation well over 10% in some instances.

There appears to be no end in sight for 2022/2023. And even when the war ends in Ukraine and fuel supply meets demand I doubt if the price cap will fall by the same leaps and bounds as when they went up!

But its okay because our wonderful eco-green policies will make the world a happier place even though none of them are proven, sustainable or value for money (especially when one considers how heavily subsidised they are by the same people struggling to pay their fuel bills!)

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Nominated by: Technocunt

The Tory leadership and gross fucking stupidity.

Yes, we are seeing a collection of cunts who suddenly have principles putting themselves forward.
But for sheer dumb stupidity we have Penny Mordaunt. I know only one thing about this cretin :-

”Tory MP Penny Mordaunt is too hung up on trans rights to become PM, say women’s rights group”
”Trade Minister Ms Mordaunt came under fresh fire for previously declaring that ‘trans men are men and trans women are women’’

She needs to get to the run off to suceed. Then the Tory Party members get a vote. And, although I am no party member it is a racing certainty that by and large the members will hold the same views as me about these deranged deviants. So why is this demented fucking harridan wasting everybody’s time?
Gross fucking stupidity.

Daily Fail Link.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

“Heat wave advice “ how to manage-and carry on during our apocalyptic 2 day heat wave.

For the love of a cold pint. Fucking nanny state/media

BBC News Link (The BBC just had to infer that the burning of fossil fuels is the root cause of the 48hr heatwave in the middle of summer! – Day Admin)

Yes it was bloody hot yesterday maybe close to 36. High ninety s in old money. Only in Greece in august and Australia in January have I felt it as hot.

Both of these countries it lasted for weeks not a couple of days.

Did I shut the curtains measure my fluid intake. Take cold showers? Did I fuck. I got up a sunrise to walk the dog a couple of miles too hot ? for my furry friend in the day then I went and played golf ?️‍♀️.

Guess what I’m still alive. Yes I drank a couple of litres of water and stood in the shade if waiting to play.

No I didn’t need the government to have a cobra meeting or require any doom and gloom advice from the media. Fucking Cunt s.

Nominated by : Everyonesacunt

(We’ve added this bonus nom early just in case you didn’t know what to do in a heatwave because we’re all thick cunts apparently! – Day Admin)