I have of late been reconsidering, revaluating morals that TV preached to me as youth.

Different strokes
A wealthy fruity Batchelor adopts two little ghetto black kids, in a kind act of early virtue signalling.
Think their parents were in prison or crack addicts or something?
Where was social services?!!
What were his real motives?
I can only guess.

Happy Days
A elderly Jewish midget starts to hang round some teenagers in a milk bar, he wins their confidence.
What do the parents do?
Invite him to live with them!!
To say the Cunningham’s were naive is a huge understatement.

Mork and Mindy
A ADHD coked up alien lands in a egg,
Mindy finds this annoying extraterrestrial,
Does she inform the authorities?
No.
Endangers the human race to space influenza,
Doesn’t tell anyone.
Luckily Mork didn’t infect anyone and went on to make the world laugh in ever increasingly funny films.
Everyone loved Robin Williams.

But the lessons from the carefree 70s are tantamount to reckless endangerment.
I’ll never trust TV again.

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Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

(Did a Google search for Old School school uniforms and this was top of the list. Honest, guv! – Day Admin)

Hell is back to school

I’ve seen endless reports about kids being put in the naughty corner for wearing shoes, socks that don’t comply with school rules.
Well love, if Clarks don’t make plain black shoes, complain to Clarks.
Rules is rules, and frankly I’d rather have the Gradly lass in trousers, reference a school that has removed skirts from its uniform list in favour of trousers.
It’s whinging and moaning at its best and I’m supposed to be sympathetic?
Well no, my daughter got the uniform requirement list, and we both searched for the best priced options.
So fuck off, you moaning twats. You scored 0/10 because you didn’t do your homework.

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Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Peppa Pig is a cunt, isn’t she.

Apparently, a pro-LGBTQ petition garnered over 23,000 signatures demanding that the show add a homo couple to be more inclusive to children without traditional families.

“I’m Penny Polar Bear. I live with my mummy and my other mummy,” she tells her classmates. “One mummy is a doctor and one mummy cooks spaghetti. I love spaghetti,” the child bear says as she makes a drawing of her family. It doesn’t mention whether the lêsboe mums were teaching their child to loathe men or were just scissoring.

Maybe this character could have their own spin-off show: Doughnut-punching with Penny (bi-) Polar Bear.

Perhaps they will soon introduce more characters: Trannîe Tortoise, Hip-Hop Hyena, Muzlim Maggot, Pæedo Pig.

“Hello kids!”

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Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

Christ. The Beeb. Yet again.

8:55 minutes into a BBC documentary, “The Queen and Us – 1950s” on Beeb Iplayer, we get this anti-Brit diatribe, I quote verbatim:

“Things were already improving [after the war]
The National Health Service and a new education system
Had been introduced to make a fairer society
But we had a long way to go
Because, in many ways,
We were stuck in the past
We still had an Empire, and
An attitude that Britain knew best.
The population was almost
Exclusively white and Christian.
We were the most industrialised
Country in the world
And factories, mines and mills
Still dominated our landscape
And our lives”.

And went on to showcase our appalling respect for the bobby on the beat, and distress caused by having a British accent and so on.

UM ….. SO WHAT? You’ve just described our proud national heritage, sadly lost now, (yet no Brit was given a single vote on any of the processes leading its downfall), as if it were Something Bad.

I had to stop watching, due to the imminent threat of bursting a blood vessel. Fuck you BBC filth, I’m orf to Netflix.

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The offending shite-piece in action.

Nominated by: Fuckwittery Churchill

Gareth Thomas is a shirt lifting cunt, this chutney ferret makes me fucking sick, he is putting his ugly attention seeking fucking mug on the telly at any given opportunity, toting the fuck that he has come out as a turd burgler.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-62810577

The thing is he hid this from his wife, kids, team mates he used to shower with, that was up until he got his collar felt by plod in a well known car park on the top of a mountain at night probably gargling the old man batter.

So after cheating on his family, he then comes out, then when he is in need of more publicity, he goes public with the news that he has contracted HIV, not only that apparently he has known about this for a long time, how long he hasn’t admitted but apparently his partner sausage jockey wasn’t told, knob head Gareth even peeled the labels of his pills to keep the secret from his cock warmer and probably his ex wife.

Now I’m not a fruit fan but this is just shocking, I can’t stand the fact that we are all expected to celebrate these fuckers perversions, but enough is enough and it just proves they can be as bigger cunts as anyone else.

Gareth the cock womble needs shagging with a slowly rotating pineapple for being such a lying cunt, maybe he might enjoy that, what a cunt, I wish he would just permanently fuck off…

Nominated by: Fuglyucker